Zanna van Dijk #24 Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK 🏔

[DM Me Hun]

it may look like this from outside but I want you to know that underneath it is probably red day, which we will learn about when it's convenient for Zanna to tell us. Like when she needs likes on an Actimel post

“Total shit show behind the scenes,” like she said after her 5* luxury Mallorca holiday in the summer where she spent the whole thing posting photos of her beaming and talking about how happy she was. At least she has Actimel (#ad) to soothe her gut, Wild (#ad) to soothe her pits, and a Stay Wild beanie (#ad #ownbrand) to look forward to in her Christmas stocking once she gets back from Sri Lanka (#presstrip #Intrepiddidallthework).

 

[Greencatfysh]

As if she’s inviting the Maldives-based doctor that saved her from her near fatal loose bowel incident to their wedding

 

[DM Me Hun]

I’m honestly shocked that the tallest woman in the UK can fit inside a Mini convertible!

More cringe before she deletes it.. Zanna the animal lover dancing in a hallway of dead deer

Mad bastard is back! She’s just such a wEiRdO She’s like a nan after too much sherry

 

[This.is.me]

Sending this to Zanna and waiting for the block

 

[Dotherighthing]

What a stingy, lanky twat

Next thread title!!!!!

 

[CustardPie]

So now we see the real reason she chose that tattoo removal place - they’re the only ones who said yes to a discount

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Of course you couldn't resist it because it's FREE
Zanna, please write AD a bit smaller next time, I almost spotted it. Thanks
So deceitful.

 

[icameheretospy]

So before she effs off to the Maldives, she’s crammed in a little bit of time with her main man for his birthday, but couldn’t even pay a penny for it? It’s not “press discount” but “press trip”. [YOU’RE NOT PRESS, XANNA!!!!!] I bet she made him drive her Tesla!

How ironic that at first I thought they’ve put a tv in their snug at their Surrey mansion Uncanny!

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Correction: her main man and two friends so she didn’t have to spend a minute alone with her fiancé

 

[stardust21]

This post sums up perfectly how tone deaf and disconnected from reality she is. Every single one of these points in her life scream *PRIVILEGE* and it all happened within the last 12 months no less. Yeah, even the rich and privileged cry sometimes, but it’s so much easier when you’re sitting on a pile of cash and have no job or real life responsibilities to worry about. WOW! When you thought Xanna can’t stoop any lower…

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They’re very humble brag aren’t they…

I mean the first “non highlight” is freaking laser eye surgery. For the majority of glasses wearers that photo would be a highlight.

I don’t think she has the ability to empathise with other peoples situations and to realise her own privilege and fortune.

 

[supermario123]

Someone with her wealth really should tip more than £4 for a 90 minute massage, right?? It's not like spending £30 is a lot of money for her at all, but for the people working there a bigger tip could make a difference. And calling the masseuses adorable? She disgusts me more every day.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

I think they must have to provide proof of purchase of Stay Wild Swim items before they're allowed to accompany her on one of her holidays.
She is so condescending and patronising. I can't believe that anyone would willingly want, let alone pay money, to be in her company.

 

[MidnightMissSuki]

As if she’s inviting the Maldives-based doctor that saved her from her near fatal loose bowel incident to their wedding

STOP IT. NO.

SURELY FUCKING NOT.


THIS IS THE BIGGEST ICK EVER

 

[peekachu]

Wow guys, thank you for the thread title! I’ll have to do a cheeky shot of symprove to celebrate 🥹

Apparently the entitled freeloader works a typical 9-5 Mon-Fri.. does time function differently when your head is above the clouds? 🫠

 

[DM Me Hun]

Woke up feeling a bit shit today, as you do sometimes. I’ve coloured my journal in red, written off the entire day as ‘challenging,’ Googled what a psychiatrist does in lieu of not being able to afford one, looked at some pictures of the Maldives because I can’t afford a holiday either, and in the spirit of our great role model Rosanna, thought the only other thing left to do is to broadcast my shitty day online and bait you to send me strength, prayers and lots of praise. Thanks, fwiends

 

[RosaGirl200]

Couldn't help but think Tally should have just put Zanna as an example of all of these. Find it very difficult to understand that friendship when their beliefs are seemingly so different.

 

[mammer8]

Teacher in the corridor during a school disco

 

[DariaJames88]

I honestly can’t get over that post - it’s everyone else’s fault — viewers don’t engage and other influencers are new. No hint of an appreciation that maybe SHE is the problem

 

[OatMatchaLatte]

Zanna in Bangkok: So I'm on this little-known road where the locals go *camera pans to Koh San Road sign*

 

[DM Me Hun]

‘Drowning in work’ She has absolutely no idea how offensive this is to anyone who actually works for a living. She doesn’t have a career or even a job for that matter, she has hobbies and scams that she uses for her own benefit, that mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. It’s not a coincidence that so many influencers have mental health issues.

 

[DM Me Hun]

Such a huge cat lover but happily leaves her own one at home by itself while she’s on holiday pretty much every week.