Zanna van Dijk #24 Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK 🏔

[DM Me Hun]

I’d forgotten about Thrive! Where she thought wearing a blouse and a blazer and living in her boyfriend’s big house meant she was qualified to tell us peasants how to manage our money. Bless her. Another failed venture to add to the list.

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

Paving the way for a "I had to start eating meat again for my health guyyzz " post

 

[Hc68759]

Why does she even need to go on a 10km run the morning she’s home when she’s been hiking all week ffs!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

She's a busy gal today, gym followed by a facial, I just hope she can fit it all in before her much needed time offline.

And Emily Assistant, if part of your job is to catch up here, I hate to break it to you but I * think * you might be getting a used GoPro for Christmas. Enjoy!

 

[justthinking.]

Omg talk about not having anything to talk about…need to chat about her anemia like she has bloody lost a body part. I’m anaemic and 34 weeks pregnant, get a grip. Take the tablets or liquid iron, eats more greens, eat red meat or whatever and you will be fine. Maybe sit your house for more than a week and establish some kind of routine so you can eat more healthy. What a moron. There’s literally bigger things going on in the world right but guys she’s anaemic, let’s stop everything we are doing and work out WHY she’s anaemic. Get a grip.

 

[icameheretospy]

Forced my way through her latest vlog…

- drives out to go for a run (to have a flat run so they can run as fast as they can - for “Zanna’s ego”), but her driver Ant is driving her Tesla, of course
- finds it important to tell us their running pace. final split 4:45!
- talks about her patchy post-run beetroot face… Xanna, the patches are from Botox, we’ve already established that
- makes Ant talk to her mum on the phone so she can blend their grey smoothie
- about to go for a climb and food with friends, tells Ant they definitely won’t be having pizza
- talks about her stressed out skin, and we all thought skin & me and the facial treatments were working wonders!
- drives… Ant at the wheel again
- goes for brunch, and then goes to space nk and buys spf… what about skin and me spf?!
- drives (HERSELF!!!) to see Talilla, her new neighboru, goes for a walk (yep, after a run and a climb)
- goes home, does stretching in the garden while Ant is enjoying freedom golfing. talks about her expensive stretching class app. films some inappropriate angles.
- talks about starting her tattoo removal journey
- onto wedmin… sending out enquiries to venues for post UK civil service drinks while Ant is “making” hummus and pita
- Ant has made dinner but “Ant never cooks because I’m the resident chef in this house” …no wonder she eats out so often and eats all plants all the time!
- booking hotel for their uk wedding ceremony where they will stay after and where she will be getting ready beforehand (i’m already tired of their wedmin)
- watching last episode of love is blind season 1. Xanna has already spoiled it for them both doing the research and knowing what happens (nope, not a control freak)
- mentions that her future vlogs will be from a new and better camera. yes, babe, treat yourself, you deserve it!

 

[DM Me Hun]

“Send healing vibes.”
Translation: “Give me the attention I’m desperate for and tell me I’m an amazing warrior for dealing with my self-inflicted ailments. If you attempt to drop any truth bombs about me treating my body like shit and my obvious exercise addiction and under-eating you will be blocked immediately because I’m a raging narc and I’m never the problem”

 

[DM Me Hun]

When she says they 'hosted' does that mean they paid for 14 people to eat at a restaurant?

Paid for by sANTa the banker Sorry, couldn’t help it

 

[daisychain99]

It’s definitely a red pencil day!

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Where on earth does she find these people? “You’ve changed 20 women’s lives this month and you change Ants life every day”

How about not needing validation from other people at all? You don’t need a partner or children or followers online to be happy, but of course that’s not what a narcissist wants to hear!

I am really not sure how she’s changed people’s lives by going on holiday LOL
She prob created another account and wrote this message herself

 

[CustardPie]

Oh now she’s answering Q’s on Botox and says that she knows it’s controversial to be so open about it online.

NO. You pretended you weren’t having it for years, and LOADS of people talk about it openly and have done for years.

Why Xanna do you feel you have to make out you are some kind of trailblazer paving the way to everything?! It’s INFURIATING.

You are so far behind and not the warrior you think you are.

GO AWAY.

 

[tam]

Her weekends away are just her normal days at home. A run, a cold water dip. It's all seems so repetitive and boring. Can they explore the local sites or something cultural for once.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Tiny white writing against the pale background. Much better, thank you Zanna

 

[DM Me Hun]

Put behind a spoiler so it doesn’t ruin the surprise when she reads here but this is Zanna’s Christmas present from us Tattlers. Hope it’s useful, hun xx

Spoiler: Something to help with the minor inconveniences

 

[Greencatfysh]

Oh no, is Menty-B on the horizon?

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Such a varied and diverse demographic

 

[Robot Lady]

Thread title suggestion…
Zanna van Dijk #25 - replaceable and irrelevant (people don’t like me anymore )

 

[DM Me Hun]

“Hang on sweetie, don’t run off, there’s traffic nearby. Big smile and then we’ll go and get you some coco pops”

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Apparently the iron infusion has finally hit her.
Aches, pains, dizzy, lethargic, brain fog. Rest assured that this is all the fault of the iron infusion and nothing to do with not sleeping enough, over exercising and poor diet. Nope, all the iron infusion.

 

[Aardvark]

I hope it exceeded the expectations
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If you go into every single experience, regardless of type of thing or country in which it is and constantly expect things to be disappointing or negative, the problem lies with you. Why Zanna, why would it be overhyped. Why is every country better than you were expecting, why are your own preconceptions constantly so low? It’s getting offensive by this point

 

[mammer8]

Now we have a wedding outfits journey!!!
Ceremony dress, wedding dress and evening dress … wow three outfits for one day!!! Plus they’re doing a week of activities for the guests - I can just see how many bloody outfits she’s going to have
It’s so cringy

Isn't Ceremony Dress the same as Wedding Dress?

Another tough day working 9-5. She really should get herself an assistant

 

[expatfancy]

Imagine her camping with her silk pillowcase
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And overnight curls