Zanna van Dijk #24 Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK 🏔

[RosaGirl200]

It's so funny when she does this begging this. If your posts are tanking, it's because you're not doing your job properly.

 

[martaS]

SECOND HAND badly photographed body suit with a THONG BOTTOMS? Thanks but no thanks.

She buys so much clothes

 

[Aardvark]

Zanna is so tall though, I’m surprised that she will be able to lie down in a van.

She’ll have to use an HGV

 

[DM Me Hun]

Amazing women that she’ll never have anything to do with again once she’s on that plane home and the money’s in the bank. Then it’s on to the next bunch of mugs

 

[Ups27]

Poor old zanna is moaning this morning that she doesn’t have time to go to the river in the mornings so has to have an ice bath instead. A lot of people don’t have time to have a proper breakfast before work or speak to their husband before they take the kids to school! What a hard life babe x

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

I get the feeling a lot of people don’t talk about it because… it’s not very important?

Like, it’s a cosmetic procedure much like all the other ones she’s had. You wouldn’t have seen her saying ‘I’ll take you on my botox journey’ - she was in fact very reticent to mention she’d got her face frozen in places

 

[asdfghjklily]

She lives such a breezy life work wise, it genuinely bothers me. And maybe it’s jealously in the sense of I wish I didn’t have to work 9-5 every day and live pay check to pay check, and good for her that she doesn’t have to, but so many of us do, especially in the current economic climate, it just bothers me seeing her swanning around eating out and going to lavish weddings in Scotland, booking scuba diving trips and travelling everywhere under the guise of being an “influencer” while I’m budgeting every aspect of my life and forlornly looking at holiday websites and swearing at the price of cheese

She is unbelievably lucky. And honestly, I don’t feel she deserves a jot of it. She’s changed her mind on her niche about a million times, from bodybuilder to vegan sustainable queen to whatever the clusterfuck of hiking and travelling she promotes is now.

Can you tell it’s Monday and I’m salty??

 

[peekachu]

why can’t she just give stuff to a charity shop or idk i local homeless shelter or women’s refuge, half of this shit was probably ad/gifted anyway. she’s disgusting

I don’t think Zanna has a charitable bone in her elongated body. If she can make money from something, she will. The wealthiest people always tend to be the stingiest!

 

[Freyjalace]

Not only will she join it, she'll post about it like it's a big secret and she's revealing it to the world as 'something you must do when at Glasto' and say it's for more beginner runners but she did it anyway
Then write a whole blog post about it for those lucky people on the mailing list!

Or she'll charge the other participants money for running the 5k in her presence

 

[peekachu]

Feels like a great time to recap Xanna’s trip list of 2023. And the year is not over yet…

1. Mallorca, Spain
2. Mexico
3. Mallorca, Spain
4. Lanzarote, Spain
5. Arizona/Utah, USA
6. Cinque Terre, Italy
7. Cornwall, UK
8. Amsterdam, Netherlands
9. Dorset, UK
10. Mallorca, Spain
11. Dolomites, Italy
12. Appenzell, Switzerland
13. Picos de Europa, Spain
14. Dolomites, Italy
15. Canada
16. Turkey
17. Cotswolds, UK
18. Maldives

I was just thinking about this, thank you for always keeping track! It really is shocking.

That’s at least 30 flights so far this year, plus all the driving mileage in between.. and all whilst she was suffering from a crippling mental health disorder. Such a warrior!

 

[ShhItsASecret]

Saw this and thought of zanny zanna!

 

[InsufferableGiant]

Won’t she learn that the reason most serious hikers don’t wear cropped tops and butt shorts is because of mosquitoes, stinging plants, ticks, leeches, sun exposure, etc. At this rate her next ‘journey’ will be a Lyme disease one from a tick bite.

Also, I’ve never fainted, but wouldn’t you take that as a sign to rest, even skip a day of activities, and EAT MORE!

 

[martaS]

Oh noes, did she forget to go online do her job again today? Twice in one week and we’re only on Wednesday I sense another menty-b incoming…

She's viciously colouring her journal red as we speak

 

[DariaJames88]

It’s been 5 minutes since she’s had a medical drama so of course she might be coeliac. If she’s going to make shit up she should check her facts. Coeliac is a really serious disease, she wouldn’t just have low iron She’s obviously lying to doctors about her excessive exercise.

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

I’m surprised she’s not deleted yet, it makes her look like such a fucking twat, she should be ashamed.

It really makes me wonder, is that how she acts when not in front of a camera? Like, we can all be in bad moods, but where does the vicious entitlement come from??

 

[Greencatfysh]

The ARROGANCE of her saying OUT LOUD that people are only interested in new tik tok-ers cos they’re new!! No Zanna, they have interesting content and yours is smug, arrogant and lacking anything unique. I would be shocked if I was a friend of hers reading this. It’s not the first time she’s shown her true colours but this feels the least defensible. She’s a vile, vile human being and I feel deeply sorry for anyone taken in by her.

I’m glad she’s facing up to the truth! She has nothing by the way of a sustainable career (no pun intended) and must thank her lucky stars she’s marrying a rich guy, she has nothing successful to fall back on. In 5 years they’ll have a baby and she’ll be a stay at home mum, and that’ll be it - no shame in that but it’s hilarious she even thinks anything about her is interesting enough to continue a career as an “influencer” much longer!

 

[thisisntreal]

Aside from that, why does she insist wearing dresses that end just below the knee? It doesn’t suit her! Very housewife-y

EXCUSE YOU BUT THESE ARE MAXI DRESSES ON REGULAR HUMANS IT’S NOT THE TALLEST WOMAN’S FAULT

 

[daisychain99]

Her main priority today is to work through assistant applications…. But at 9:30am she tells us she is about to go to a climbing lesson and then travel into London to ‘co-work’ with a friend… ie she probably won’t be in London working until lunchtime. How is this the schedule of someone who is overwhelmed with work and doing a 9-5!!?!

 

[This.is.me]

He’s gunna get a big mention in her speech like ‘none of this would be possible without this man here’ everyone will think she is talking about and then she will point at the doctor

 

[Ups27]

Imagine moaning about ‘commuting’ to go to a gym class and a private clinic!!! Zanna I hope you read this- you are a bellend