Zanna Van Dijk #21 Girlbossing her 'menty b' & blocking anyone who doesn't agree

[CustardPie]

I honestly don’t know why they bothered moving. She does her workouts, yoga, sound baths, Botox, and most meals in London.
the Surrey house is nothing but an Instagram status symbol and backdrop for reels.

oh and somewhere to store the cat.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

A gifted pamper afternoon from her favourite spiritual alchemist Dr Nima followed by the cryochamber again. Rest assured everyone, we probably couldn't hack it but luckily she doesn't find -87° too cold because she's better than everyone else

 

[mammer8]

Water feels different to air. Wow! She's so wise.

When I was her age I'd recently given birth, borderline anaemia, obviously sleep deprived, poor diet and zero skincare routine. My skin still looked better than hers

 

[Aardvark]

A gifted pamper afternoon from her favourite spiritual alchemist Dr Nima followed by the cryochamber again. Rest assured everyone, we probably couldn't hack it but luckily she doesn't find -87° too cold because she's better than everyone else

I had to read her story several times. Is she suggesting -87 air is not as cold as it would be in the water? Zanna if you went into -87 degree water you would die. Surely she’s not that stupid and thinks she swims in water colder than that.

 

[martaS]

It's not like you can't afford one, or haven't got the time to go and have one done. Stingyanna

 

[Wikiwangocard]

It's not like you can't afford one, or haven't got the time to go and have one done. Stingyanna
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It cracks me up that she has had to take this photo of herself

 

[CustardPie]

A gifted pamper afternoon from her favourite spiritual alchemist Dr Nima followed by the cryochamber again. Rest assured everyone, we probably couldn't hack it but luckily she doesn't find -87° too cold because she's better than everyone else

She’s now saying crying isn’t that great, massively hyped and very expensive. Yet she’s been at least 3/4 times as far as I can tell.

 

[Just watching it all]

It's not like you can't afford one, or haven't got the time to go and have one done. Stingyanna
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Her skin looks terrible! Are they spots or marks from the recent Botox jabs?

Not a good skin advert either in the other post, red, but also dull, blotchy, not a good ad at all.

 

[supermario123]

She’s now saying crying isn’t that great, massively hyped and very expensive. Yet she’s been at least 3/4 times as far as I can tell.

My dumbass read this so many times thinking why is she going somewhere expensive to cry, is that some new fancy thing people do

 

[mammer8]

She’s now saying crying isn’t that great, massively hyped and very expensive. Yet she’s been at least 3/4 times as far as I can tell.

I read this as she was crying about the facial

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

My dumbass read this so many times thinking why is she going somewhere expensive to cry, is that some new fancy thing people do

this is probably very marketable, crying/screaming closets - can definitely see Zan doing it for spiritual wellness

 

[Grizzlybear]

Her skin looks terrible! Are they spots or marks from the recent Botox jabs?

Not a good skin advert either in the other post, red, but also dull, blotchy, not a good ad at all.

I was going to say - for someone who has had thousands put in, on and around their skin in these few weeks alone, and for years - I wouldn’t be posting ads for treatments like this.

 

[QueenBW]

Oh man, I'd forgotten about Zanna for a few weeks. It was glorious, not gonna lie.

I come back and pictures of her horrible sketched on eyebrows attack me. Sigh.

She's really gotten very bad looking which must be some divine justice for someone that shallow and vile.

 

[InsufferableGiant]

The “first facial in literally years” claim is a lie. There was a place she was banging on about not long ago that she went monthly and bought all her friends vouchers for their birthdays. It was maybe over a year ago but definitely after covid.

 

[tam]

With all her travel, I just wished she would acknowledge her extreme priviledge. Any normal person would only dream of all the holidays she has.

 

[littlewonder]

When I was her age I'd recently given birth, borderline anaemia, obviously sleep deprived, poor diet and zero skincare routine. My skin still looked better than hers

right?! my skincare tip is become chronically ill - it’s free and my skin looks better than ever, the only negative is nobody bleeping sees it #adpr #ownproduct

 

[CustardPie]

I read this as she was crying about the facial

I’m so sorry - damn autocorrect. I meant cryo…

 

[littlewonder]

She’s now saying crying isn’t that great, massively hyped and very expensive. Yet she’s been at least 3/4 times as far as I can tell.

honestly this is the best typo ever, be a real boss babe and
outsource your crying

ETA: …. I googled and I hate what I found

 

[hadtosayit88]

In the skin and me ad I think she looks so much older than 30. Her natural skin looks quite marked and damaged (maybe sun damage?) and she generally just looks weird after she’s had Botox, and the tattooed on eyebrows don’t really suit her imo. Of course, having flawless skin isn’t really realistic for most of us, but Zanna just looks tired and closer to 40 than 30. She must be worn out from all her trips

 

[Aardvark]

I think because in your 20s and 30s it’s reasonably easy to have good skin, assuming you get enough sleep and drink water. The difference in visible skin quality to someone who just cleanses and moisturises every day and eats well compared to someone who spends ££££ a year on treatments at the age of 30 shouldn’t be that obvious. So she just looks like she has a normal (or at least a heavily botoxed) face to me