I was recommended her latest vlog on YouTube so I did the decent thing and wrote a summary of the content!
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is doing the vlog today for a boyfriend takeover. He starts in a far larger than average sized bedroom for London and then descends some stairs to continue moving through their “tiny tiny” flat that Zanna likes to claim is far too small for her (she’s going house hunting dontcha know?)
- Zanna is working on the sofa on a Sunday morning cause she is super busy planning more long haul trips (Peru this time).
- They’re going to hiking shops and Zanna has a massive shopping list cause she’s oh so sustainable and loves to reuse rather than buy new... oh wait
- Zanna and
try and fail to find brunch in Soho, they eventually find somewhere and eat avocado on toast and some rank looking tea that is the colour of piss
- They get to the hiking shop and apparently spend 3 hours plus in there, cause Zanna likes to be the centre of attention, she’s ruined
’s weekend and made him come shopping with her to watch her try on men’s hiking clothing in the changing rooms (women’s don’t fit her because she’s soooo tall)
- 4 hours later, they’re out the shop and in a taxi home because they have soooo much stuff they can’t carry it and because that’s what a good sustainable, earth loving person would choose as a method of transportation. Zanna then feels the need to point out, WHILST IN THE TAXI, that she needed all this stuff new because it’s going to last her forever and it is an investment and most definitely won’t be thrown out...
- She then had another attack of conscience in the taxi, and claims she is borrowing down jackets now which she won’t buy herself cause ‘ethics’ and she’s actually borrowing loads of stuff actually etc etc ignoring the fact that she evidently bought so much stuff that two adults couldn’t carry it home on the tube
- Vegan cookery now by
and Zanna raves about some hemp Parmesan thing, that inevitably is far too expensive for anyone else to buy
- finishing the vlog off with their plans for the evening.. watching Netflix... wait I thought she didn’t watch TV?