Notes from today's Chubby's video:
Boring narrative cruise past WalMart, carwash, and Burger King.
Why are there people chilling on the roof of Chubby's?
Nothing says home cookin' quite like dining in a Citgo gas station.
Will says they're known for their burgers here. ok I'll remember that
Will specifically didn't wear the red shirt today just for our olfactory pleasure.
omg I Spy the Tamale Express next door. Too bad Will is too scared to go back now because he can't read the menu.
No mention of the Chubby's decor? But it's got that Stuckey's meets an old Mexican restaurant "flair"!
Will being extra extra careful pronouncing the menu now.....Bam! Got ya! It's not jalepeno peppers, it's "POPPERS" dummy!
Opps almost said "Smooth" Chicken there... nice recovery Will.
Dawn looking at the menu and pretending that she won't order the usual club sandwich as always.
How many times do they have to repeat and try to prove they ordered water instead of Mountain Dew? Still full from the 2-liters of Dew you guzzled first thing in the morning huh?
Ohhh yup, she ordered the Club. Don't forget to point out that you know the fries are "a bad thing" too. Smile big!
Ohhh now the long-awaited decor and "flair" evaluation. Lol I was right, Will says it was previously a "Maxican res-a-ront". Order some SELLSA!
"It's a quaint little place". Not saying hole-in-the-wall anymore? I wonder why?
Will's plate of prison slop arrives at his cellblock. I've seen better tv dinners.
Wow Will...breaking news....a cut sandwich has 4 sections!? Shocking
Cue the overly zoomed-in slow panning food shots with the jazzy tunes! I'm pretty sure your steak is Gravy Train dog food.
Super awkward shot of Dawn eating and trying to simultaneously still SMILE BIG FOR THE CAMERA! Don't eat the toothpick!
The fries are nice and salty today. Oh not saying seasoned fry anymore? I wonder why...
Wow Dawn...thanks for informing us that a club sandwich has mayo, lettuce, tomato, bacon, ham, and cheese. Not saying "piping hot" or "its gotta lotta flavor" anymore huh? I wonder why...
Super gross shot of Will stealing a fry and doing the ole fat-face head nod of proper salt-content approval
Will says they're known for their specials of the day. Wait, I thought you said they were known for their burgers?
No surprise that Will is so "impressed" with his Gravy Train that he can't keep his oversized tongue in his mouth.
Various gratuitous shots of Will stabbing his food items and twirling them in the air for the camera.
Horriffic POV shot of Will feeding Dawn a piece of his dog food steak.
Now the child is playing with his mashed potatoes
How about next time maybe try removing the toothpick BEFORE you inhale the sandwich?
TO THE COMPLAINT MOBILE! Wait...where's the Jeep? Oh still incognito huh? Perhaps Chubby recognized King Will and gave you the "good" Gravy Train
Get that "local atmosphere"?