XAmeliax #9 mummy lunchbox full of scran so she can exploit little man!

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louloux111111111111

Baby naps and would likely have a bedtime routine by now giving her a few hours in the evening at least, and she has a husband she pushes baby to the minute she gets chance , so she can have a massage, haircut, go to the cinema etc , sooooo why can’t she wash her hair 🤷‍♀️🤣
 
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kenbarlow

Her latest one about getting her pink flamingo colour back. Again, it's been a year, he is not newborn, she should be starting to feel like herself again. She's really milking this for all its worth trying to drum up comments and stay relevant.
 
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wishiniwasskinny

I’m 7 weeks post partum. I have gone back the gym in the last week and already feeling back to me in many ways. I don’t feel not like me. Just that parts of me were on hold for a while. I truly believe I can be me and still have a baby, be a good mother
 
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37BBL

She can wash her hair 🤣 evening he isn't napping then pop him in his cot for 10 mins he will be fine! Or sit him on the bathroom floor with a couple toys. She's soooo dramatic!!
 
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Pinkii

Nothing i HATEEE more than when mums act like they can’t shower or wash their hair. I have 2 kids now, met many mums over the last 6 years of parenting and not a SINGLE one moaned about not being able to shower/wash your hair, esp after a year! Absolutely ridiculous, are you telling me her child doesn’t nap!?

being a dirty grubby slob doesn’t make you a relatable ‘mum’ amelia- you know what does make you relatable and might actually get you engagement? Working and mumming and doing things OUTSIDE of your lounge with your child. Sitting on your sofa in your pj’s at 2pm and moaning about everything and everyone is not the one!
 
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FlipFlop0706

bleeping hell, just caught up in her stories. Get rid of that bloody play pen. It’s far too big! Why can’t the kid safely explore his own living room? Make it kid friendly and allow him the space to play without being jailed! Also good luck with those wicker toy boxes and your Montessori approach- Toddlers just love emptying them every two seconds!

She’d be better storing the toys in the garage and letting him in there to choose what he wants to play with and then creating a routine of “no we tidy these away before you can get more toys out” That living room is going to be a disaster soon enough but I suppose it gives her another thing to pretend to be overly busy with to make it look like she actually does something with her days.
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Nothing i HATEEE more than when mums act like they can’t shower or wash their hair. I have 2 kids now, met many mums over the last 6 years of parenting and not a SINGLE one moaned about not being able to shower/wash your hair, esp after a year! Absolutely ridiculous, are you telling me her child doesn’t nap!?

being a dirty grubby slob doesn’t make you a relatable ‘mum’ amelia- you know what does make you relatable and might actually get you engagement? Working and mumming and doing things OUTSIDE of your lounge with your child. Sitting on your sofa in your pj’s at 2pm and moaning about everything and everyone is not the one!
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Oh i know- mummy martyrs i call them! Washing your hair is an 5 min job. Her kid naps, she could do it then. She has her parents regularly looking after her son, so she could wash her hair then. At night when her husband is in, she could wash it then. Before her son gets up- WASH IT THEN. Hell, she could even wash it whilst her son was awake. Give him some toys and go wash your damn hair Amelia. How the duck does she manage to go to the toilet if this is her logic? Surely she wouldn’t have time to do that either? It’s pathetic. It’s to appease her guilt because she sits on her arse all day whilst her husband works.
 
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Hmmmjustreading

This cycle of I'm doing work then moaning about her life is getting very repetitive, it’s a constant loop of the same thing.
There are so many opportunities in a day to jump in the shower. It would do wonders for her mental health too. How about just a quick one before bed? wash your hair, let it dry, read a book and put it in a Bun. what is this obsession with it being beautifully styled everyday? You don’t go anywhere where anyone cares????
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This cycle of I'm doing work then moaning about her life is getting very repetitive, it’s a constant loop of the same thing.
There are so many opportunities in a day to jump in the shower. It would do wonders for her mental health too. How about just a quick one before bed? wash your hair, let it dry, read a book and put it in a Bun. what is this obsession with it being beautifully styled everyday? You don’t go anywhere where anyone cares????
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we will probably get an update on some clean hair today. chris let her lie in and she’s ate a brownie and managed to wash it :O :O
 
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Fuzzydunlop

The woe is me attitude is so tiresome. She has no life outside of scrolling her phone on her couch, she even twitches a life that is in an alternate reality! Her life is social media and the Internet.

How does Chris put up with this?
 
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FlipFlop0706

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It definitely looked like she said 'thank you Sebastian' in the video that mentions flamingos.
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I thought she said thank you..that’s my tea! Any lip readers here? I reckon he’s got a Scottish name as her husband has Scottish heritage.
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Omg just been on her husbands page to see if he’s outed the name (he hasn’t) and she’s actually commented “we missed you xax

He’s your husband? Why are you signing off a message to your husband with xax? God she’s so weird!

Interesting account he follows as well- Bossgirls official! I’m sure he’s just interested in bikinis…😛
 
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soap12

For someone who loves being a mum so much and is so keen to point that out, she pretty much moans every week about ‘losing herself’ and not being able to even wash those greasy locks. Who’s she trying to kid!
 
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kenbarlow

She's just put on stories that Chris is spending time with the baby and she's sat there curling her scraggy greasy hair - her words. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SHOWER?!?!?!! It literally destroys me she has the time, doesn't and then moans about it.
 
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Eastspendy

I can't deal with how utterly inane she is. I really think she needs to get a proper job. Sitting around, talking absolute drivel into her phone, coming up with so many inconsistencies - she needs some proper human interaction. She even left that post yesterday about her feelings socialising at baby sensory. The longer she yaps into her phone (on her own) the harder she will find socialising as time goes on. If she wasn't so condescending and know it all, I would feel sorry for her.
 
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FlipFlop0706

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I can't deal with how utterly inane she is. I really think she needs to get a proper job. Sitting around, talking absolute drivel into her phone, coming up with so many inconsistencies - she needs some proper human interaction. She even left that post yesterday about her feelings socialising at baby sensory. The longer she yaps into her phone (on her own) the harder she will find socialising as time goes on. If she wasn't so condescending and know it all, I would feel sorry for her.
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If I was feeling generous, I’d say I do feel sorry for her. She’s clearly lost career wise (she’s gone from having a proper job, to becoming an a list influencer whilst also trying out being a counsellor, a nail tech, an e book writer, a gamer girl to now being a mummy blogger.

I think becoming a mum has almost made her aimlessness a bit more acceptable in a way. That’s why she overdoes the whole I’m a busy mum bit- it makes it look to everyone else that she too is busy working when in actual fact she’s sitting on her arse not doing anything productive. I mean if she didn’t have her kid, do you all think she still be trying to be an influencer or would it finally have dawned on her to get a real job?

I don’t understand why she doesn’t go back to doing nails? She could do this part time from home around looking after her kid and it would do wonders for her confidence. I genuinely think she has developed social anxiety from being allowed to stay in her little bubble for so long. I have it too so I understand her anxiety but the issue is people around her have allowed her to stay in her bubble which isn’t helpful. I wouldn’t be surprised if when little man goes to school, she’ll have another kid to avoid getting a paying job despite saying she’s one and done.
 
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Eastspendy

The problem with her playing 'mummy blogger' is there are so many of them and far better ones. I am not convinced sitting on a sofa moaning about parenting after a year is relateable. She still says 'post partum' which although yes, its post birth but it isn't the same as weeks after a birth. It is isolating being a new mum. I know as I was stuck in a house on my own, my family 250 miles away, husband away, new to an area etc. So I got out. I went to baby groups (as irritating as they were!) I made friends in the area etc. The worst thing to do is wallow with just your phone and some faceless followers for company. I had absolutely no help and I managed to get up, shower, wash my hair, make the bed and put on makeup as soon as I was out of hospital, following a traumatic birth requiring a blood transfusion and operation. If she has time to instagram, she has time to wash.
 
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FlipFlop0706

The post partum thing drives me mad! She makes out she has it so hard but she’s got a husband that facilitates her to be a stay at home mum, a position that I bet thousands of mums would love to be in but cannot afford to do so. Not only that but she then grinds my gears for being resentful about her husband working so that she can stay at home! She also has her parents regularly look after him. She tries so hard to be what she thinks is relatable but as you say she’s not an interesting mummy blogger. She doesn’t appear to show or do anything sociable, like library groups, baby sensory, meeting up properly with other mums (not this midwife pip tit!). I wouldnt be surprised if she doesn’t even go to baby sensory. We’ve seen her do her own version of it at home but part of attending baby sensory is socialising your baby as well as getting new mums to be sociable.

Whether she does do these things, but just doesn’t show them is another matter but the point is if you are a mummy blogger and you aren’t sharing these things then are you even a mummy blogger?! Plus let’s face it being a mum is bloody boring!!! 😂 So then you consider what else she has to add to an already saturated market and frankly she’s just not interesting enough.
 
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