- That Bayley’s tattoos were absolutely
bleeping tragic
imagine shagging him (impossible if you’re a woman with impeccable standards like me
, but nonetheless) and looking down at a bunch of fuckin safari animals
- Maxwell is, as I suspected, pretty fit, and I definitely would if given the chance. Haters, BITE ME
- Lads are, surprisingly, not as bad as I originally thought, although Martin and Bayley, and the other dude with the weird fringe from Ipswich, are all a very hard pass
- That blonde red bikini bird looks bare eager, practically ran in there in front of the others
- The only new girls who even stood out from that preview is the one with the massive boobs and green bikini (for obvious reasons
) and blondie legging it to get to the lads first (cos desperate, not cos pretty.) I mean
duck me, what happened to playing it cool Sammie 2?