The belt under the titties do nohing for her. Also found her skirt today to remember me of Mrs Doubtfire
That screwed up face she does daily makes me wanna boke
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That screwed up face she does daily makes me wanna boke
I love the way she said she won't reveal her london hotel until after she has finished her stay....but then proceeds to show us all an extensive view from the window.
It won't take long for anyone from London to figure it out....if they were that desperate.
It won't take long for anyone from London to figure it out....if they were that desperate.
I know - it was the same with her last hotel too. If anyone was weird enough to want to know, all they need to do is look at a map.
If you really wanted to meet her then you would be just as well hanging around Waterstones by her book
Anyone else think that bacon looks like a vagina? Or just me... 
Why does she always wear a waist belt…. Literally thought that trend died in the early 2000s.
Clit rashers for brekkie for sureAnyone else think that bacon looks like a vagina? Or just me...
“Lovely view to wake up to” or whatever she said. Wouldn’t know because your squinting smug head is in the way ffs 
Then the view from the meeting room is gorgeous? Looks like a building site or something below, murky dirty river and some buildings. Yeah, gorgeous in comparison to where you’re actually from/live nearby
Then the view from the meeting room is gorgeous? Looks like a building site or something below, murky dirty river and some buildings. Yeah, gorgeous in comparison to where you’re actually from/live nearby
“Lovely view to wake up to” or whatever she said. Wouldn’t know because your squinting smug head is in the way ffs
Then the view from the meeting room is gorgeous? Looks like a building site or something below, murky dirty river and some buildings. Yeah, gorgeous in comparison to where you’re actually from/live nearby
I'm a londoner. That view was tit. Literally a tit hole. If I want a nice view it would be of fields/the sea/mountains. Anything but a building site and high rises. But then this woman gets excited about an uber ride so God knows why she's wetting her knickers over such a terrible view.
I’m from Manchester so similar views for me too. It has its beauty spots the same as London don’t get me wrong, some of the city views are breathtaking. But that wasn’t it, and neither compare to coastal views, nature and the Lakes and Cumbria which is where she’s from or at least lives if I’m not mistaken. The mind boggles truly
Yeah, I agree there are nicer views of the city. If she actually went out of her hotel and walked along blackfriars bridge (not a stalker just know the southbank like the back of my hand) she could get to St Paul's, go have a wander around and be amazed by some beautiful architecture. I get she's working but if London amazes her so much I'm surprised we haven't seen any stories of her walking around. She's literally right there on the southbank with everything around her to do.I’m from Manchester so similar views for me too. It has its beauty spots the same as London don’t get me wrong, some of the city views are breathtaking. But that wasn’t it, and neither compare to coastal views, nature and the Lakes and Cumbria which is where she’s from or at least lives if I’m not mistaken. The mind boggles truly
Her taxi driver knows exactly the right way to go 
he's taking the piss out of her.
As if he didn't know where fortnum and masons was
Dunno why she didn't get the tube. Would have taken like 5 mins.
he's taking the piss out of her. As if he didn't know where fortnum and masons was
Dunno why she didn't get the tube. Would have taken like 5 mins.
I know, serious LOL here. She would have done as well to walk.Her taxi driver knows exactly the right way to go
As if he didn't know where fortnum and masons was
Dunno why she didn't get the tube. Would have taken like 5 mins.
That beige bra peeping out each big close up, urgg.
Oh I really want to get my 3 year old a gift, hmmm what shall I get oh, I know what she'll love, a bleeping tin of biscuits
oh, I know what she'll love, a bleeping tin of biscuits 
A musical tin I’ll have you knowOh I really want to get my 3 year old a gift, hmmm what shall I get
HAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKIN SPLITTING MY SIDESIf this is her idea of ‘banter’, I give it a 1 out of 10
So cringe.
If anything is that not offensive what she’s said?
I might just be tired but I don’t get it?If this is her idea of ‘banter’, I give it a 1 out of 10
So cringe.
I don’t 100% understand, it doesn’t make sense. But I feel like the ‘tasty’ could have referred to men? Maybe that’s my weird mind
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