20 mins? Does she set a stopwatch or something? Does Nina have an enforced quota of snuggle time? She’s such a weirdo!
WhatMummyMakes #11 Pout My Nini, pout pout My Nini, you’re my meal ticket, my cash cow, Panini
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Probably.
Had a right fit of the giggles this morning, we use timers to help us on a morning and my son and I were having a little snuggle and he asked “are you going to set a timer for that?!” He was being cheeky but I couldn’t help but think of Bex 
Has anyone found ninis post it notes yet? 
I like to imagine whoever got them, binned it as it looks like rubbish that shouldn’t be thereHas anyone found ninis post it notes yet?
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‘Burst out of my Barbour Coat, No one gives a tit about MyNini’s post-it note
‘Burst out of my Barbour Coat, No one gives a tit about MyNini’s post-it note
Yess!!!
Begging for attention for the myninis post it notes, I’m embarrassed for her, clearly no one gives a tit about her idea!
Omg Becky stop trying to make the Post-It’s happen
As sad as I’m going to be to see the current thread title go because it still cracks me up every time I see it, this one is an absolute banger
Could add (that I wrote)
Because I’m convinced Bex just wrote some pretending to be Panini, as she is a sad act
Because I’m convinced Bex just wrote some pretending to be Panini, as she is a sad act
Sorry, broccoli toad in the hole?! What the actual.
Will she ever stop bragging? Great that you have £80 to spend framing your TV Bex but the rest of us are scared to put the heating on. Ps it looks tit
Why is she buying furniture that the rest of us were buying in 2005?! She has zero style!
Omg is this the start of the home account 
Not the cheapest of tvs to buy either
When I first had my daughter I actually started following what mummy makes and it’s only a year later that I’ve actually realised she’s now a ‘instamum’ and a ‘mumfluencer’ and to be honest I didn’t realise how tit it was making me feel trying my damn hardest to THINK I have to provide this ‘insta perfect’ life, this freshly prepared food then getting myself down that my daughter doesn’t finish her plate, it’s only recently I’ve woke up and realised it’s all BS … then I’ve seen her story this morning of freshly prepared blueberry porridge and it’s like LOWER THE F BAR! Honestly wish they would all just do 1 … and I bet Nini is a bloody brat! Life not a fairytale … gosh I feel so much better about getting that out of my system … back in my box I go! 
‘Oops mummy I did a mistake’
I honestly know 2/3 year old you have better vocabulary and sentence structure than Nini…she’s almost five ffs. What’s the betting Bex never corrects her to use the right tense or word because she thinks it’s cute to still have baby speak?
I honestly know 2/3 year old you have better vocabulary and sentence structure than Nini…she’s almost five ffs. What’s the betting Bex never corrects her to use the right tense or word because she thinks it’s cute to still have baby speak?
3 things:
1)who else zoomed the pic of the new sideboard to see who was in the framed pic? I got excited thinking the other exists but its 3 random ppl.
2) her "autumn nails" are the same as her spring and summer nails ffs. But at least she is using ninis school time to go now.
3) duck off with the insta porridge, most mums have no time for this tit before school runs, get real!!!!
1)who else zoomed the pic of the new sideboard to see who was in the framed pic? I got excited thinking the other exists but its 3 random ppl.
2) her "autumn nails" are the same as her spring and summer nails ffs. But at least she is using ninis school time to go now.
3) duck off with the insta porridge, most mums have no time for this tit before school runs, get real!!!!
Her face is wider than the book
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