Probably not doing it as she knows she's not fit enough and tried to get into Edinburgh as an alternative as it's later. That would be the sensible thing to do but our Kel's not sensible, she went into Valencia expecting a big PB after one long run
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And she’s in for this on Sat 23rd March
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Seems quite soon to a marathon to be racing but she has to WANT IT
RogueRuns - 20 & 1/2 Fission
Date: Sat 23rd March 2024. 9:00am Venue: Hamfields Leisure Centre (Berkeley Power Station), Gloucestershire, GL13 9PA
Seems quite soon to a marathon to be racing but she has to WANT IT
Ah yes, the vomiting parkrun. Can’t forget that one.Probably not doing it as she knows she's not fit enough and tried to get into Edinburgh as an alternative as it's later. That would be the sensible thing to do but our Kel's not sensible, she went into Valencia expecting a big PB after one long run
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If Kells signed up for Fission 20, that means she had plans to run a spring marathon. There’s no way she can blag 20 miles in a couple of weekends time off her current training. I call DNS.
Excuse me, but she was in PB shape! She’d smashed that downhill Parkrun, remember! It was just really unfortunate that she went blind, otherwise she was absolutely in the right start pen. I mean, FTT was filming and everything, so it was ON!Probably not doing it as she knows she's not fit enough and tried to get into Edinburgh as an alternative as it's later. That would be the sensible thing to do but our Kel's not sensible, she went into Valencia expecting a big PB after one long run
I had a look back through her Strava to see her Valencia training. Wow--so many junk miles and so much elapsed time. She really is delusional if she thought that training block would result in a sub-4. I would be equally unsurprised if she attempts a PB in Manchester or if she never mentions it and DNSs.
I am in the Maroon wave for Manchester and my Garmin predicts a 3:49 finish currently but its my first official Road Marathon (more into trail ultras ..) .. not sure what time I put down but I am always putting myself into slower waves as it helps not to go out too hot ..!
I really don’t get what is inspiring about her. She has a part time coaching job and she’s decided to be mediocre at three sports instead of one. I mean, great, have a go, but people treat her like she’s an Olympian.
I see she’s back to doing runs almost every day, with plenty of elapsed time.
I see she’s back to doing runs almost every day, with plenty of elapsed time.
I find it sad how her IWD post tagged all her Insta friends, pictured two of her paying sheep and she did a throw away line to the women she coaches. One of them commented and I found it so sad. She doesn’t like you, she only values the money you pay her every month. She didn’t mention you by name or put your picture up. She chose to feature a photo of her and Kirsty, because she has followers. They probably never speak other than “hun” messages on Insta. This is how little she gives a tit and yet they lap it up.
That's the one I did that I saw her at. She cried. It was glorious passing her at mile 17 as Tits shouted at her to carry on whilst she sobbed about how much it hurt.And she’s in for this on Sat 23rd March
RogueRuns - 20 & 1/2 Fission
Date: Sat 23rd March 2024. 9:00am Venue: Hamfields Leisure Centre (Berkeley Power Station), Gloucestershire, GL13 9PA
Seems quite soon to a marathon to be racing but she has to WANT IT
She then passed me again later on as I had my own little menty-B because that year was bleeping HORRIFIC as we ran in the Beast from the East and I have never been so miserable in my enitre life.
I could have posted this on the Bester thread or the Running Instagrammers thread, they probably all do it.
Has either tits or kels liked the post yet?! The dickheads too thibk to realise that it’s ‘coaches’ like them she s calling out
No run yesterday from Tits, too busy working full time, or yet another injury he's hiding?
Working. Life is tough for that poor guy. Full time job AND elite athlete. Heroic.
he's an inspiration
Can't wait for his next All-In vlog because his marathon training has been dismal lately, lots of sessions not a lot of (none) long slow runs, wondering what kind of spin he'll give it...
Looks like they were kicked out of the house reading between the lines of kells latest reel
Couldn’t have happened to a better pair of twats. I imagine the landlord was fed up of the place being a shithole.
Bet Full Time Tits has been testing his lactate between packing boxes. Probably puts it on Strava too - “packing the moving van”.
Bet Full Time Tits has been testing his lactate between packing boxes. Probably puts it on Strava too - “packing the moving van”.
Maybe the landlord followed them on insta and saw FTT sweating all over the kitchen and wasn’t having it! 
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