It’s like all Waxy Ellen’s Christmasses have come at once -a POCO launch and she even made it passed security so now she can buy every POCO item in sight! And just in case Pippa didn’t already know how utterly obsessed she is with her, she brought Conrad too! Because one person fawning all over inflated tat in the midst of a pandemic just isn’t enough. Pippa’s worth every ounce of Rona risk in Ellen’s hyper-devoted eyes.
Now, her and Conrad can both crawl up Pippa’s ass at the same time and if they’re lucky, she might even look sideways at them while they’re flat out going loco for Poco!