maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but I don't want her unemployed- but then again, I don't want anyone unemployed.
I suppose my ideal scenario is that her work and experience are fairly and honestly assessed, and if she's not fit for the position, someone else more qualified takes her place.
In that case, Vonny can sell her story of losing her hand in a tragic meat grinder accident and finding love when she is (entirely inadvertently) mistaken as a doctor at the hospital she receives treatment (Hijinks ensue).
I'd watch a hallmark movie of that. I'd be drinking heavily, but I'd still watch it.
The proceeds would be enough to fund a very modest life for Vonny, and she can return to publicly doing random stuff so we can all gossip about it.