Vonny Leclerc #3 Did ye aye?

[peachplumpear]

when you have to give danielle her mood ring back

 

[lilykestrel]

that feel when your hand has grown back and you've got to go in to work tomorrow

(hi all, I lurked the Vonny threads back in the day)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

genuine scottish cultural icon has me wheezing here!


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Surely that must be thread title #4 Vonny Le Clerc: Genuine Scottish Cultural Icon

 

[PineappleQueen19]

I am so envious of anyone about to read about the moon ring for the first time

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Poor Vonny having to write all that out at the registratIon with just the one hand

 

[Veronicaaa]

Is anyone a little bit sad to think that the thread material might dry up if she truly does go completely offline for months / years?

Honestly, I'd be fine with that, I don't think it's healthy for any of us to have someone posting so much unmitigated shite on social media. I was thinking the other day how tattle's really effective in getting liars to deplatform themselves (or at least take a good hard look at their online behaviour). We're cleaning up the internets, little by little.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

courtesy of @Ohnoshebettadont with addition in bold

• Vonny Moyes Vonny
• Vonny Leclerc Vonny
• Vonny Laing-Leclerc Vonny
• Academia Vonny
  • BFF of Dr Fern Riddel Vonny
  • Visiting Lecturer at Stirling Vonny
  • Researching media inequalities Vonny
  • Voracious reader Vonny
  • Law school Vonny
  • Academy Vonny
  • Military Expert Vonny
  • Scientist Vonny
  • Masters Vonny
  • Marginilia Vonny
  • Voracious Reader (85 books in a year) Vonny
  • Research into the history of witch trials Vonny
• Sex Vonny
  • Torture Garden snob Vonny
  • Sex worker Vonny
  • Stalking victim Vonny
  • Revenge porn Vonny
  • Mistress Vonny (Anime-proportioned)
• Generic Feminist Vonny
  • Body positive Vonny (hairy Vonny)
  • Nordic Model Now! Vonny
  • TERF Vonny
  • Advocate for Trans People Vonny
  • Non-binary Vonny
• Goth Vonny
  • Tarot reader Vonny
  • Goth wedding Vonny
  • Cat Vonny
  • Graveyard Vonny
  • Moon ring Vonny
• Religious Vonny
  • Catholic Vonny
  • Humanist Vonny
  • ‘Jewish/agnostic-with-Christian roots household’ Vonny
• Pagan Vonny
  • Tarot reader Vonny
  • Witch trial Vonny
• Jewish Vonny
  • Shul Vonny
  • Esther Vonny
  • Menorah Vonny
  • Challah Vonny
  • Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg Vonny
  • Hebrew blessings Vonny
• Music Vonny
  • Acoustic Vonny
  • Riot-Girl Vonny
  • Record Contract Vonny
  • Eurovision Vonny
  • Black Metal Vonny
• Sporting Vonny
  • Cycling Vonny
  • Cycling Europe Annually Vonny
  • Lifting Vonny
  • Ballet Vonny
  • Football Vonny
  • Rollerderby Vonny a la the Hidden Lives documentary she did for BBC Scotland, which was kind of ironic for someone who posts constantly on social media.
  • Runner Vonny
• COVID Vonny
  • COVID PTSD Vonny
  • Marie Colvin Vonny
  • Long COVID Vonny
• 1950s Vonny
  • Dashund Vonny
  • Twin set and pearls Vonny
  • Brompton Vonny
  • French speaker Vonny
  • Sobranies Vonny
• Knowledge Worker Vonny
  • Product Design Vonny
  • Levelling Up Vonny
  • Dr Vonny
  • Award winning writer Vonny
  • BBC Vonny
  • Chef Vonny
  • Journo Vonny
  • Recovering Journo Vonny
  • Lawyer Vonny
  • Digital Vonny
  • UX Vonny
  • Kitten orthodontist/Vet Vonny
  • Forestry commission Vonny
• Health Vonny
  • Allergy Vonny
  • Eating Disorder Vonny
  • ME Vonny
  • PPD Vonny
  • Autistic Vonny
  • ADHD Vonny
  • Knee Pain Vonny
  • COVID Vonny
    • COVID PTSD Vonny
    • Marie Colvin Vonny
    • Long COVID Vonny
• Independence Vonny
  • Columnist Vonny
  • Trolled Vonny
• Misc. Vonnys:
  • Vegan Vonny
  • Estranged Vonny
  • Poverty Vonny
  • GoFundMe scam Vonny
  • Off Grid Vonny
  • Small handwriting Vonny
  • Mancunian Vonny
  • Fifer Vonny
  • London Vonny
  • Whisky connoisseur Vonny
  • Anti-Racist Vonny
  • My family owned the West end Vonny
  • Communist vonny
  • One-handed meat grinder Vonny
  • Cat Breeder/Animal Cruelty Vonny
  • Cape Wearing Vonny
  • Topless Bike Gang Vonny
  • Priced Out of Edinburgh/Air BnB Vonny
  • Glasgow Vonny
  • Schrodinger's Vonny (simultaneously going nowhere due to long COVID but honeymooning in Berlin & Prague) Vonny

 

[BanditHealer]

This thread has me hammering the likes button. If I had a mood ring, the colour would be "giddy with joy."

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Black metal Vonny is absolutely not something I saw coming but it's appalling, how delicious! And so thoughtful of her to land directly in my niche at this time of great drought in The Other Thread. What does the Talmud say about burning churches? It's cool, right?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Glad she’s kept her kids off her SM/out of the press though.

She didn't, she was constantly writing about them, outing their sexuality etc on social media, selling stories like this (the hospital selfies went up on social media, her holding her other kid's hand in the waiting room, that sort of thing)

Went on for years, to the point one of her kid's dads literally went to The National (Scottish paper) to tell them they had to stop printing any columns which involved them. Yeaaaah it seems I forgot half her toxicity when I wrote above that I almost feel sorry for her .... Must have been in a soft mood.

 

[RinsedHoops]

Omg I only discovered Vonny via these threads after she left social media. I am buzzing. This is like meeting your hero.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Imagine coming home late and tired from a gig and having to take all of that make up off with one hand

 

[HotesTilaire]

I want Normcore Vonny
- has a boots advantage card
- joins local neighbourhood watch
- complains about a Car parked on the pavement in local FB group

 

[Veronicaaa]

she is a genuine scottish cultural icon

Is this because she poured Irn Bru on her tits or .....??

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ready for showtime, guys?

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

There are no words. Truly. None. Death Metal Vonny is next level extra. Her arm’s grown back lovely though, you can hardly see the join.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

She (used to at least) fake identities and take platforms from genuine people who could have had that voice.
Unpopular opinion, but I think she gets more leeway than other people with threads here because she‘s undeniably pretty.

If I’ve got it wrong, I’m honestly happy to hear other views.

I agree with others though, she’s not pure evil, and at least she’s not a grifter, so yay.

 

[TrolleyParton]

do they aye?

she is the gift that keeps giving

In Vonny's defence here, I get about three of those "Please be an ambassador for my gothy jewellery brand!" messages on Insta per week. Even though my Insta is and has always been 100% private. And I'm not a goth. Regardless, this is such a happy day! I feel like she knew Jack Monroe had gone offline and felt that she needed to give us a little something.

 

[BanditHealer]

Sometimes it can be annoying when people asking about previous events on Tattle threads, but with Vonny, I really hope someone asks about the missing hand every day so I can remember it and laugh.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I'm not really getting goth vibes from Dougie

He's an Iron-Maiden-patch-sewn-on-the-back-of-a-denim-jacket-with-the-sleeves-cut-off-in-sixth-form type of guy, by the looks of it.