Vicky Pattison #13 Begging for makeup and meals, can’t stop posting cringey reels

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I would bet money on it being for content - she’s grappling at anything to try and stay relevant - she should try get herself a deal with a good body scrub company because she needs a good wash, manky bint
 
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Yep.Only reason she talks about it so much.I totally agree that a big part why she is doing this is for content,she has to keep people interested in order to keep on earning.Reality stars have no problems knocking out kids for content.Happens all the time.
 
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I would bet money on it being for content - she’s grappling at anything to try and stay relevant - she should try get herself a deal with a good body scrub company because she needs a good wash, manky bint
Soap and Glory scrub of your life works a treat shifting my fake tan. I think she's just a lazy tramp
 
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Awww poor Vicky can't decide which one of her gifted lunches to have. In the real world people are missing meals to make sure their kids are fed. Absolute cunt.
 
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Sounds like the dogs are getting on Ercans nerves. I’m sure they wouldn’t if either of them could be arsed to train them properly
 
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She must be feeding them some amount of crap for Max to have pooped that much on one walk, that's not normal. I think a lot of people often get a second dog thinking it won't be THAT different to having one. Newsflash - it is. Especially when it comes to big, bouncy (untrained) labradors.
 
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My MIL has 3 Labs (mother, son and daughter) and they are hard work just for an hours visit. They need a lot of exercise as they sadly run to fat easily but I guess it’s more fun to let them stand on worksurfaces and not train them, especially if you’ve got the wedding of the decade to grift!
 
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Pre menstrual? Again? Christ I can't wait for the mood swings when she starts the egg retrieval process. Also whilst I'm on one. Why doesn't she pick up after that dog every day?
 
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Sounds like the dogs are getting on Ercans nerves. I’m sure they wouldn’t if either of them could be arsed to train them properly
I used to walk my sister's former MIL's black lab. He was an absolute dream as he had originally trained to be a guide dog but couldn't as he had a skin condition (no good having a guide dog stopping every 5 mins scratching) never pulled the lead, went for other dogs and always walked right beside me. She's just far too lazy to put any effort in at all. People like that shouldn't be allowed to have dogs.
 
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Ffs is this absolutely necessary
How she can say she keeps it real when this is her actual face. Then we get the ridiculous facetuned pics. Please stop it Vicky, and while you're at it please also stop your stuuuuuupid fucking dog voice
She’s so ugly inside and out
 
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I’m feeling a bit down at the moment & thought I’d have some nostalgia in my life so put Geordie Shore on. Forgot how much of a bellend she was on that and excited to have 13 threads to read up on
 
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Ffs is this absolutely necessary
How she can say she keeps it real when this is her actual face. Then we get the ridiculous facetuned pics. Please stop it Vicky, and while you're at it please also stop your stuuuuuupid fucking dog voice
She must be permanently pre menstrual. Whinging about her lot in life while having make up done. Poor you Vicky. Meanwhile I'm counting the hours to payday on Friday, trying not to put the heating on and pulling all kinds of grub out my cupboards and freezer to cobble a dinner together. She's a fucking prick
 
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So I wonder if she got The Haribo Kids cake for free?
Of course she did. She always used a cake company that I had had before, for all of her cakes but they must have started asking for payment so now she begs one from anywhere else.
 
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Ffs is this absolutely necessary
How she can say she keeps it real when this is her actual face. Then we get the ridiculous facetuned pics. Please stop it Vicky, and while you're at it please also stop your stuuuuuupid fucking dog voice
Thought she loved her cocoa brown tan that she’s been a fan of for years *cough* maybe can’t grift for fake bake spray tans like before seeing she’s now a brand ambassador for cocoa brown. I cannot abide those faces she pulls! honestly I don’t know how Ercan sticks her.. all the freebies in the world wouldn’t be enough !
 
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So I wonder if she got The Haribo Kids cake for free?
I clicked on the link I burst out laughing when I seen a haribo cake
must be a freebie as the baker is apparently in Stockton on tees which is like a hour away? Don’t know why you’d pick a baker so far away unless it was amazing/freebie
Either way I wouldn’t want to be driving all that way for a cake!
 
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I’d be willing to bet that’s from her garden not a walk - she probs lets the dogs shit in the garden and doesn’t pick it up for days. If it is from one walk then I’d be worried about her dogs guts, but she doesn’t strike me as the type to pick her dog’s poo up in public.

also, her pre-menstrual (lol, again) post, said something like normal positive posting will resume shortly, errrr what positive posting?! She’s the most negative person on Instagram, always moaning about something.
 
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She literally will not cope being a mother! What self involved twaddle over NOTHING! Good Job Air Can doesn't want kids hey.
 
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