How does a statue eat fig rollsI don’t have that issue since I’m a statue and the goddess of beauty.
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I inhale them.How does a statue eat fig rolls
Or the birthday messages for their dead relatives "happy birthday nanny you would have been 100 today! I hope you're having a great time in heaven.Exactly thisand fb posts written to the child, even though they’re 4 and clearly can’t read nor are they on fb. And don’t get me started on Facebook posts to people wishing their child a happy birthday
for the same reasons!
" Nanny can't read Facebook from her grave darling. 
but I do have a toaster I just don’t like my toast to be proper toasty, warm soggy bread is best
Like a duck?
See I always think this is pointless performance parenting. Ooooh look at me everyone, I’m a great mummy and I definitely love my kid because I said it on Facebook. It’s not as if eight year old Leila-Joanne is going to log into Facebook and see the post is she."Look at my little darling doesn't she look beautiful!!Starting Year 4 today! I'm so proud of you baby girl. I love you to the moon and back.
I was going to say that but thought I should stop myself from getting even more rage thinking about itOr the birthday messages for their dead relatives "happy birthday nanny you would have been 100 today! I hope you're having a great time in heaven.
do you just put the bread in the toaster then ping it back up again straight away
Pretty much. Any longer than 20 seconds and it’s game over. Must have no colour or any toastinessdo you just put the bread in the toaster then ping it back up again straight away
I’m with you on this one! Warm breadMy food related unpopular opinion is that toasty toast is bleeping disgusting. Warm bread with no colour is where it’s at
Wilma is a lovely person but her food choices are questionable.
Might as well just eat it straight from the bag
bread and butter then
Not soggy enoughbread and butter then
Another bread related one. Warburtons is bleeping minging absolutely terrible bread 0/10
O Bread connoisseur of Tattle, what is the best bread?
I like a tiger bloomer. Especially in asda when one of the bakers has fucked it up and you get a reeeeaaally burnt one.
Home made sourdough bread is amazing. 
I was thinking put it in the microwaveMight as well just eat it straight from the bag
Warburtons seeded batch is the best bread
Burnt toast is the best toast
Jam is vile
Burnt toast is the best toast
Jam is vile
Or on the radiator?
Ah here’s a stupidly niche local UO. Our local Big Tesco got rid of the butcher/deli counter for a yo sushi counter, I love sushi and I’m all for people trying new/different culture‘s foods, but I think this is tit and surely people would have much preferred/used a deli counter than just sushi? Also it was stupidly expensive, £5.50 for a rice Bowl! (The dorayaki (custard pancakes) were sexy though)
Apparently it is happening to all the big tescos around the U.K. I don’t get it. I’d prefer a salad bar, our big Tesco never had one!
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