A hookup with yourself presumably?hi jade, if you could go anywhere in the world rn, where would you go? I want to go to Switzerland for a casual magic hookup!
A hookup with yourself presumably?hi jade, if you could go anywhere in the world rn, where would you go? I want to go to Switzerland for a casual magic hookup!
right this isn't me defending at her at all but titles like jade's do make more sense from a business/marketing pov. her title (idk if its a real one but lets pretend it is) is more enticing and thus drives up views. yes its annoying as duck but its just the business i guessNormal people: 'Going to London for the day!'
Jade: 'Taking Myself on a Date to London during my Productive of Rest'
Imagine the word count of her essays!
New video incoming ...Jade: ~I am learning French~
Jade in her latest video: this is pret’s CWASSONT
also this whole ‘taking myself out on a date’ trend is really annoying me... unless you’re like going out to a sex shop you’re really not taking yourself out on a date... you’re just going somewhere by yourself...which we all do
Goodness, that is quite the ensemble! A body suit (which, let's be honest, looks like lingerie), a black turtleneck underneath(?!), a brown pleather jacket, a mini skirt with a scarf for a belt and black tights... Interesting, but are we surprised?!wtaf is she wearing in that "almost author" photo. The whole outfit and pose is actually worse than that banana outfit
the whole outfit looks like a joke, I wonder whether her publisher was able to keep a straight face with her suggestionGoodness, that is quite the ensemble! A body suit (which, let's be honest, looks like lingerie), a black turtleneck underneath(?!), a brown pleather jacket, a mini skirt with a scarf for a belt and black tights... Interesting, but are we surprised?!
Plot twist; they’re a tattlerthe whole outfit looks like a joke, I wonder whether her publisher was able to keep a straight face with her suggestion
I actually cannot think how that whole "look" could be worse, reminds me of when young children are able to choose their own outfits (possibly from a closet not their own) and then the pose, the makeup..
Yeah this whole "my publisher told me to go wholesome" is the publishers way of gently telling her these photos don't deserve to be printed and distributed to however many gullible children have managed to convince their parents to spend their hard earned money on it.the whole outfit looks like a joke, I wonder whether her publisher was able to keep a straight face with her suggestion
imagine picking up a book and seeing that as a photoYeah this whole "my publisher told me to go wholesome" is the publishers way of gently telling her these photos don't deserve to be printed and distributed to however many gullible children have managed to convince their parents to spend their hard earned money on it.
wow, lets pick this apart because i'm bored and full of rage.
it turns out it is the banana outfit, I wonder why her publisher didn't let her post the full photo?That looks like a photo from Berlin so I can only assume it was around the time of the infamous banana photos and as such, her flatmates/Niklas are her ultimate trolls and trying to make her look a fool
She's just so quirky and dark and would turn people offshe says ‘(kidding.)’ in caption i can’t tell if she means it or not ? why would she post it otherwise? its not exactly funny ..
Guys!!! My grandma has been looking for her underwear for ages! Finally found it!
I didn’t keep up with this thread for a while … I guess I missed this … what in the actual duck am I loooking at? Why has she got bananas tied round her? WHATit turns out it is the banana outfit, I wonder why her publisher didn't let her post the full photo?