A hookup with yourself presumably?
Unjaded Jade #10 the next literary sensation, will her new book have a German translation
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right this isn't me defending at her at all but titles like jade's do make more sense from a business/marketing pov. her title (idk if its a real one but lets pretend it is) is more enticing and thus drives up views. yes its annoying as duck but its just the business i guess
New video incoming ...
the whole outfit looks like a joke, I wonder whether her publisher was able to keep a straight face with her suggestion
Help I’m gonna puke
I actually cannot think how that whole "look" could be worse, reminds me of when young children are able to choose their own outfits (possibly from a closet not their own) and then the pose, the makeup..
Yeah this whole "my publisher told me to go wholesome" is the publishers way of gently telling her these photos don't deserve to be printed and distributed to however many gullible children have managed to convince their parents to spend their hard earned money on it.the whole outfit looks like a joke, I wonder whether her publisher was able to keep a straight face with her suggestion
imagine picking up a book and seeing that as a photo
I can imagine her publisher agonised over how she could diplomatically steer her away from those photos
Hi Jade,
Thanks for sending across those photos!
However,
I think we might be going in a different direction
I was thinking we could try
Do you have any photos where you don't look like you got dressed backwards?
What were you thinking?
Whilst they capture your desperation to be perceived as quirky and unique, we want the author photo to appeal to the average
Do you have anything more wholesome, maybe?
Thanks,
Publisherin absolute despair at these bleeping YouTubers. Who gave her a book deal anyway?
Hi Jade,
Thanks for sending across those photos!
I think we might be going in a different direction
I was thinking we could try
Do you have any photos where you don't look like you got dressed backwards?
What were you thinking?
Whilst they capture your desperation to be perceived as quirky and unique, we want the author photo to appeal to the average
Do you have anything more wholesome, maybe?
Thanks,
Publisher
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wow, lets pick this apart because i'm bored and full of rage.
1. The hair. Jade, you have gorgeous curls, I'm begging you to look after them properly. This photo is going INSIDE YOUR BOOK please at least DO your hair instead of leaving it in this scraggy state.
2. The eyeshadow. Has this girl ever heard of blending? I know she wants to
stand out but please Jade, you look like you're sporting a healing bruise. 3. The mascara - OR LACK THEREOF. Where is it? Why aren't you wearing anyway? Was it a conscious choice? If yes, it was a bad one. Don't make it again.
4. The lipstick - is this 2008? This is the only criticism I have, I don't think it's that awful to be honest. Well done, Jade, you did one thing right.
5. The lingerie...over the turtleneck? Make it make sense, luv x
6. The smug eyebrow raise. I want to punch you.
7. The teatowel tucked into the skirt? I can only assume that's what that is. Either way, I'm lost. Is this a new trend I've managed to avoid whilst I'm isolating? Who knows.
8. The blue beaded bracelet. Why? It's so out of place it hurts.
9. The SUNGLASSES. Jade, did you steal them from Mummy Bowler? They look ridiculous. Who authorised this. Who told you you're sexy? Was it Niklas or whatever his name was? They're lying to you.
10. Why are you bent over like that? You're a conventionally attractive, thin white woman you're not edgy and making your body appear a different shape isn't cute it's just weird.
11. I hate you.
In conclusion, Jade has officially lost it.
The photos aren't new they've been posted before and yes from her time in Berlin I also think it was around the same time as the banana photo shoot
it turns out it is the banana outfit, I wonder why her publisher didn't let her post the full photo?
she says ‘(kidding.)’ in caption i can’t tell if she means it or not ? why would she post it otherwise? its not exactly funny ..
someone commented asking if she was pregnant
someone commented asking if she was pregnant
She's just so quirky and dark and would turn people off
That's how I read it anyway, that or she just wanted to share a picture to remind everyone her book is coming out
Anyone planning to get the book though?
Guys!!! My grandma has been looking for her underwear for ages! Finally found it!
Jade that makes no sense luv x
I didn’t keep up with this thread for a while … I guess I missed this … what in the actual duck am I loooking at? Why has she got bananas tied round her? WHATit turns out it is the banana outfit, I wonder why her publisher didn't let her post the full photo?
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