Those subtitles are hilariousMore subtitled hilarity.
Reverend potatoes is we're having jacket potatoes
Fab sem beef is 5% beef mince WTF!!
And the bread one is supposed to be aww brehhh
Half ass in - half a syn
Those subtitles are hilariousMore subtitled hilarity.
Reverend potatoes is we're having jacket potatoes
Fab sem beef is 5% beef mince WTF!!
And the bread one is supposed to be aww brehhh
Half ass in - half a syn
What a surprise! Yes Corbeh has turned it around just before the key worker is coming to speak to himWell sounds like corbbbby the child of Satan is a reformed character ! Sheβs full of tit ma loofs
Defo been reading here ma loveShe didn't think her poached eggs on toast were insta worthy therefore she must have been proud of those dried up boiled ones chucked on toast the other day
Omg visiting Pat for her baps Iβm cryingNotice how the past few vlogs Tan knows the day and date, even saying Feb not Febureh today. Definitely reads here. Oh the non instagrammable porch decks...they might end up on that Facebook slimming hurled page though lol
Corby is probably reformed because you have spent time with him playing monopoly and taken him swimming, given incentives and not just a pound for being good...you know like the key worker would probably help you with, small parenting changes. TKB-Tan knows best ma loofs.
Why is Chris always nipping out in the evening? Is he moonlighting? Bit of cash in hand electrician work? Secretly visiting Pat for her baps?
Tan has said before she not a confident driver and never has and never will on the motorway, it gives he too much anxiety. This is the person who vlogs while driving.[/QUOTE]What a surprise! Yes Corbeh has turned it around just before the key worker is coming to speak to him
I wonder why Chris has to take the day off to take her to Manchester when she can drive herself
Defo been reading here ma love
these are hilarious I wonder if Chris likes his "skinny sausage half ass in"More subtitled hilarity.
Reverend potatoes is we're having jacket potatoes
Fab sem beef is 5% beef mince WTF!!
And the bread one is supposed to be aww brehhh
Half ass in - half a syn
She looks like a nutcase in that still hard to do a shop with a beer belly is it Tan? god I love hate following herMore subtitled hilarity.
Reverend potatoes is we're having jacket potatoes
Fab sem beef is 5% beef mince WTF!!
And the bread one is supposed to be aww brehhh
Half ass in - half a syn
[/QUOTE]Tan has said before she not a confident driver and never has and never will on the motorway, it gives he too much anxiety. This is the person who vlogs while driving.
Yeah Iβm sure she said she doesnβt take money but her friend does her beauty treatments for free, the friends not soft, she must be saving what, Β£45 quid a day on nursery fees. Haha yeah Iβd rather take the cash too ma loveI wondered if she got paid to have Orbreh, bloody dam sure I would do that for nothing friend or no friend, she has her all bloody day.
Isn't the mum the one that does Tans awful eyelashes and brows and maybe talons.
I may be wrong but if I remember rightly instead of getting paid she gets all that tit done for free. By the looks of her skills I'd rather take the cash thanks.
Chavs on tour! Love it maloof. You can tell she finds it a drag having Awbreh, sheβs a bleeping moaner. Iβve said it before, itβs a good job she doesnβt have a proper job!these are hilarious I wonder if Chris likes his "skinny sausage half ass in"
the vlog was tragic, moaning about having to shop and film her haul with a toddler! surely her friend is paying her to have aub-rehh as this week its been two full days and tan buys things for her while shes there, only little things like snacks, nappy bags, plates, cups etc but it all adds up.
Going to Manchester for the day so she's had a bath (at last), washed her hair (can only imagine the oil slick that left on the bath water) straightened hr hair (to within an inch of its life) and was going to fake tan! she dint even go to that much effort at Disney or for their anniversary trip to the lakes!
hope she vlogs it, chavs on tour followed by key worker visit will be tattle gold
That key worker has performed a miracle just by talking to the child's mum:0Well sounds like corbbbby the child of Satan is a reformed character ! Sheβs full of tit ma loofs
That's an ongoing mystery we've yet to solve!Notice how the past few vlogs Tan knows the day and date, even saying Feb not Febureh today. Definitely reads here. Oh the non instagrammable porch decks...they might end up on that Facebook slimming hurled page though lol
Corby is probably reformed because you have spent time with him playing monopoly and taken him swimming, given incentives and not just a pound for being good...you know like the key worker would probably help you with, small parenting changes. TKB-Tan knows best ma loofs.
Why is Chris always nipping out in the evening? Is he moonlighting? Bit of cash in hand electrician work? Secretly visiting Pat for her baps?
I'm like a child on Xmas morning with excitement can't wait for all the ranting mal loofs lol !these are hilarious I wonder if Chris likes his "skinny sausage half ass in"
the vlog was tragic, moaning about having to shop and film her haul with a toddler! surely her friend is paying her to have aub-rehh as this week its been two full days and tan buys things for her while shes there, only little things like snacks, nappy bags, plates, cups etc but it all adds up.
Going to Manchester for the day so she's had a bath (at last), washed her hair (can only imagine the oil slick that left on the bath water) straightened hr hair (to within an inch of its life) and was going to fake tan! she dint even go to that much effort at Disney or for their anniversary trip to the lakes!
hope she vlogs it, chavs on tour followed by key worker visit will be tattle gold
The blind leading the blindIβm such a newish follower to Tan so spend my stairmaster time watching old vlogs of hers (some of your references went well over my head but now Iβm kinda there) just watched her WW video. Still giving out meal plans that are ripped off from SW while doing another plan. Genius.
She reminds me of this nurse I once had. Told me my PCOS was bad because I was very over weight and went on a massive rant about how I need to drop weight because it helps blah blah and she was at least 5 sizes bigger than me. Or my old SW consultant who used to chastise me for gaining while sheβs standing there with her kankles glowing red because sheβs so over weight.
Tan giving out meal plans while she herself struggles everyday to just stick to a very wide plan.
Mind blowing.
She obviously just uses her as a childminder/guinea pig ....who would pay for that tit !I wondered if she got paid to have Orbreh, bloody dam sure I would do that for nothing friend or no friend, she has her all bloody day.
Isn't the mum the one that does Tans awful eyelashes and brows and maybe talons.
I may be wrong but if I remember rightly instead of getting paid she gets all that tit done for free. By the looks of her skills I'd rather take the cash thanks.
Any normal bloke wouldn't go anywhere near that ass with out a hazmat suit but then again its Christhese are hilarious I wonder if Chris likes his "skinny sausage half ass in"
the vlog was tragic, moaning about having to shop and film her haul with a toddler! surely her friend is paying her to have aub-rehh as this week its been two full days and tan buys things for her while shes there, only little things like snacks, nappy bags, plates, cups etc but it all adds up.
Going to Manchester for the day so she's had a bath (at last), washed her hair (can only imagine the oil slick that left on the bath water) straightened hr hair (to within an inch of its life) and was going to fake tan! she dint even go to that much effort at Disney or for their anniversary trip to the lakes!
hope she vlogs it, chavs on tour followed by key worker visit will be tattle gold
They are my new favourite thing to doThose subtitles are hilarious
Stop it lexi Iβm crying ! bleeping hilariousI bet it will be hilarious with Chris there too for the meeting, can imagine it going something like this....
Tan - Corb-eh is so so much better be-aaved now int e Chris?
Chris - he's not so much of a likkle buggar this week
Tan - Those stickers at school ave really elped
Chris - and the bedding set and all the sweets we bort him
Tan - My role as a professional nutritionist keeps me well busy
Chris - she shows fat folk how to make sharrrt meals outta eggs an bread
Tan - we do all sorts with the boys don't we Chris?
Chris - we let em ave ipads til 9pm wile we watch nexflix in bed, lucky likkle sods
Tan - We look after everyone just farrrrn don't we Chris
Chris - yeah it were only t'other day she were bathing tit off feet
Absolutely howling here ma loveI bet it will be hilarious with Chris there too for the meeting, can imagine it going something like this....
Tan - Corb-eh is so so much better be-aaved now int e Chris?
Chris - he's not so much of a likkle buggar this week
Tan - Those stickers at school ave really elped
Chris - and the bedding set and all the sweets we bort him
Tan - My role as a professional nutritionist keeps me well busy
Chris - she shows fat folk how to make sharrrt meals outta eggs an bread
Tan - we do all sorts with the boys don't we Chris?
Chris - we let em ave ipads til 9pm wile we watch nexflix in bed, lucky likkle sods
Tan - We look after everyone just farrrrn don't we Chris
Chris - yeah it were only t'other day she were bathing tit off feet
This is the transcript from the key worker visit...add in a few yawns and the tweeting birds and he doesn't need to write his notes up.I bet it will be hilarious with Chris there too for the meeting, can imagine it going something like this....
Tan - Corb-eh is so so much better be-aaved now int e Chris?
Chris - he's not so much of a likkle buggar this week
Tan - Those stickers at school ave really elped
Chris - and the bedding set and all the sweets we bort him
Tan - My role as a professional nutritionist keeps me well busy
Chris - she shows fat folk how to make sharrrt meals outta eggs an bread
Tan - we do all sorts with the boys don't we Chris?
Chris - we let em ave ipads til 9pm wile we watch nexflix in bed, lucky likkle sods
Tan - We look after everyone just farrrrn don't we Chris
Chris - yeah it were only t'other day she were bathing tit off feet