A pretty accurate synopsis of any Tracy DiMarco Maloney instagram post.
*Disclaimer: Any likeness of usernames is pure coincidental and pretty hilarious*
tracydimarcoeps look at my new vids on tik tok. i'm so funny & original
#momlife #realmomproblems #sendhelp #SOS #tracydimarco
Shake_n_Bake_SalisburySteak I feel you girl!
CuckQueanThunderPrize omg i'm literally dying like my ghost is typing this
SoManyZ'zAndIdon'tKnowY ur posts get me thru the day
xxxBuffaloBimboxxx I felt this to my bones!!!!!!!
then again it could be my muscular dystrophy acting up
InDireNeedofAttention Hi Tracy, I luv'd u on jerseylicious. U were always my fave. Can u follow me back? thx xoxo!!
chlamydia_surviour scorpio vibes
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TurtlesHaveShells totally scorpio
TheresAbutterflyOnMyNose my son is a scorpio
HemingwaySorcerer Dear Tracy, I'm that annoyingass poster who feels the need to write an autobiography to a complete stranger. This is the part where I share my deepest, darkest secrets about my troubled past b/c I see a connection with u & feel that you are the inspiration we all need to better our lives. Not Rosa Parks, not Susan B. Anthony, not even Oprah. It's you. Thank you for all you do & for deliberately taking the time to not reply to my my novel post. Many and blessings for you and your beautiful family. Give them plenty of kisses for me b/c that's not weird at all. God bless and Amen.
InDireNeedofAttention Hi Tracy, plz follow me back, thx
UpTheButtLikeWhat are those ur real eyelashes???
JumpRopeVaricoseVeins ur the bestest mommy to ur kiddies
Last4ofmySSN8742 giiiiiiirl,
duck the haters
InsertStripperNameHere ur skin is flawless, wht foundation do u use?
InDireNeedofAttention I have a loaded gun to my head. If you don't follow me, i'm pulling the trigger
69_420_666heheIusedNaughtyNumbers @level_headed
View Replies level_headed @69_420_666heheIusedNaughtyNumbers why the duck did you tag me for this tit?
InDireNeedofAttention This is Officer Dewitt of Middleton Township PD. I'm responding to an apparent suicide. I need you to follow me back @Officer_DewittMiddletonPD. I have some questions for you. #depression #suicide_awareness #prevention #there's_always_a_way_out #ifuckwithmyuniformon
View Replies chlamydia_surviour scorpio vibes
PrettyDolliesnPixieDust do u still talk to Olivia?