JtC taking selfies on the sofa with one or two dogs on him.. Gives me the ick. That look he gives into the camera is 
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Omg I literally came to say the same thing - thatās so weird - donāt even like the āickā phrase particularly but itās so appropriate for him - he looks smarmy/predatory!
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āIāve got work to doā 
he wouldnāt know what work was if it smacked him in the face.
he wouldnāt know what work was if it smacked him in the face.I'm not a fan of the ick as an adjective either. But it does work here. Another word for him is boak. He gives me the boak too.
I just feel the ick side of things because the way he looks at and into the camera makes me feel like I'm being looked at by Jeffrey Dahmer as to whether I'd fit nicely into that barrel he had in the corner of the bedroom
I just feel the ick side of things because the way he looks at and into the camera makes me feel like I'm being looked at by Jeffrey Dahmer as to whether I'd fit nicely into that barrel he had in the corner of the bedroom
Yep pure queasiness as if thatās his flirting/sex face- either way makes me feel very uncomfortable as does his odd sharing of his bed/bedding order with no mattress or pillow protectors .
Heās got a semi detached new build and buying lights sized for a mansion. Heās very crass/shallow feeling he has to share his shopping list- itās as if we are his comfort blanket for him due to his lack of friends
- either way makes me feel very uncomfortable as does his odd sharing of his bed/bedding order with no mattress or pillow protectors .Heās got a semi detached new build and buying lights sized for a mansion. Heās very crass/shallow feeling he has to share his shopping list- itās as if we are his comfort blanket for him due to his lack of friends
Heās also deliberately showing the prices to show off how much heās spent because heās a sad act, but itās probably all on credit. Wonder how his New Yearās resolution to clear off his credit card debts is going? Considering he hasnāt mentioned it once.
A sly dig at haters too when showing off his poor taste in lights and bedding.
Crass behaviour never class behaviour.
Crass behaviour never class behaviour.
Has he actually spent anything on them though or is he just showing us his pre check out order? We all now he likes to play let's pretend and then the simba mattress will magically turn into a silent night or the like
Yep I wondered that and what mug wouldnāt shop around. Heās definitely got a big discount code but doesnāt want to show it - such a saddo that at 45 he still feels the need to show off/boast showing prices - very crass/tasteless. I appreciate heās done better in life than his family but I actually donāt know anyone that shows off like that and I know a few very hardworking multi-millionaires but they just arenāt braggy like he is.
No one would pay Ā£450 for a duvet - itās Ā£386 on Amazon alone. But he should have got 40% off at least from Simba with an order like that. But heās so immature wants to show the Rrp price
No one would pay Ā£450 for a duvet - itās Ā£386 on Amazon alone. But he should have got 40% off at least from Simba with an order like that. But heās so immature wants to show the Rrp price
Dreading his bragging when he moves in. He's insufferable already. He's giddy as a kipper with his bed purchase now. He will be when it first arrives too but then it changes with one of those mattresses. He'll be sorry when he's on fire in it during the summer months (if they ever get here) due to its heat retention properties and also when his arse makes a dent in the foam that he can't easily roll out of despite their promise that wouldn't happen.
Can you tell I've tried one and it had to go back
I'm not the only one it's happened to either.
Good luck Johnny boy.
Can you tell I've tried one and it had to go back
I'm not the only one it's happened to either.
Good luck Johnny boy.
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Why is the old
board moving across town and is therefore by implication more important than meal prep containers to a meal prep account?
Why is the old
board moving across town and is therefore by implication more important than meal prep containers to a meal prep account?
Lads, letās not get our knickers in a twist over the bed (he has only done it for our reaction anyway), we can all buy made up beds for our made up houses. We can all shove a Slumberdown on the bed and claim itās an Emma canāt we. We can all blag this out until we can think of some disaster as to why that all never quite happens.
He really is a child, I say this a lot but the mindset is very much that of an insecure teenage boy. EVERYTHING has to be the most expensive thing because expensive=best and he won't entertain anything else. Itās a very ānew moneyā attitude if you want to be classist about it.
He possesses women in his life obsessively and quickly, he has irregular sleep patterns and eats a horrendous diet, he dresses like a teenager dressed by his mum, he has a superiority complex that he canāt back and believes the world owes him a favour. Grow up John, itās so embarrassing.
Ewwwww, heās back doing his eye bleeping the camera and touching his hair.
āI feel gratefulā¦..well maybe appreciative is a better wordā - you are the most ungrateful man that ever lived and āappreciativeā is the act of showing and means essentially the same thing you cretin. Even when āthankingā the āfansā, he canāt bring himself to do it properly.
āIāve always been a driven fuckerā you have driven your life straight into a brick wall and you are the only one who cannot see it. What exactly has this drive achieved?
āMy eyes have got worse since Iāve started to wear glassesā Iām not even getting in to it, just a basic google search or chat with an optician will sort that out. Also love the āI suit glasses baitā
āIāve sold my big telly AS GETTING BRAND NEW FOR THE HOUSE and now I canāt watch my little kitchen TVā - and in the words of Phoebe Buffet, āand my diamond shoes are too tightā - he really is a cretin.
He really is a child, I say this a lot but the mindset is very much that of an insecure teenage boy. EVERYTHING has to be the most expensive thing because expensive=best and he won't entertain anything else. Itās a very ānew moneyā attitude if you want to be classist about it.
He possesses women in his life obsessively and quickly, he has irregular sleep patterns and eats a horrendous diet, he dresses like a teenager dressed by his mum, he has a superiority complex that he canāt back and believes the world owes him a favour. Grow up John, itās so embarrassing.
Ewwwww, heās back doing his eye bleeping the camera and touching his hair.
āI feel gratefulā¦..well maybe appreciative is a better wordā - you are the most ungrateful man that ever lived and āappreciativeā is the act of showing and means essentially the same thing you cretin. Even when āthankingā the āfansā, he canāt bring himself to do it properly.
āIāve always been a driven fuckerā you have driven your life straight into a brick wall and you are the only one who cannot see it. What exactly has this drive achieved?
āMy eyes have got worse since Iāve started to wear glassesā Iām not even getting in to it, just a basic google search or chat with an optician will sort that out. Also love the āI suit glasses baitā
āIāve sold my big telly AS GETTING BRAND NEW FOR THE HOUSE and now I canāt watch my little kitchen TVā - and in the words of Phoebe Buffet, āand my diamond shoes are too tightā - he really is a cretin.
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It was a sofa I think altho I really hope they have changed their mind! They could lose business as a result!
Still no comment on the second mystery house!
Heās definitely not hiring a van - heās got nothing left to move apart from his flatpack desk and white board!!
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Heās just not making himself relatable and lacking empathy with his customers he is showing them they are funding his expensive trappings for his home.
I literally havenāt seen anyone famous or otherwise (like him) that posts pricey purchases - what is he trying to show? Boy done good? Nouveau riche tastelessness for sure.
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The light fittings are hideous. I said it. My personal opinion but they're OTT.
Itās giving very much Bolton Council Estate. Iāve lived there, I can say it.
They would look nice in a bar/restaurant - canāt see him cleaning them- certainly not the homely vibe he said he was after and totally OTT for that property - smacks of Sianās style and he hated that!
Tacky! Very tacky in my opinion!
Also imagine if he's paid that much for his mattress etc, but has to charge one of his loyal followers postage for 2nd hand meal containers!
Oh god itās just going to be a house of grey /beige & glass furniture . The lights are horrendous & tacky looking . Heās more than a few years away from that trend . He may claim to have expensive taste but he certainly doesnāt have style . Even the bed & sheets are grey
Chemical foods and Ā£5k tv's
Is he bragging or boasting at this stage?
Why have a mortgage at all is my repeated question. Use your old stuff, make do and pay cash for the house.
Is he bragging or boasting at this stage?
Why have a mortgage at all is my repeated question. Use your old stuff, make do and pay cash for the house.