Thread title is from @Chiefcook&bottlewasher
You win a respite from the thread to ease the tedium of TMPK's own unique brand of boring monotony
- a boring beginning. Sales sales sales.
- plenty of boring whinging about proving his identity for the mortgage. Get over it John and welcome to the real world of us scruffs for whom this is reality
- planned a meal prep for Sun 28th January. A two week prep and he actually did it
- took the dog on off lead walks in a car park and wanging on about his amazing torch whilst tagging the company, the desperate tool.
- went for a five guys for the first time on his way back from a dog walk. Spent £30 on over 2K calories of food. For himself! He then turned into a food and restaurant critic giving his feed back
- Sian dumped him. She was MIA for ages after he viewed the show home. Still unseen two weeks later plus they had unfollowed each other on social media.
One week later and he declared she's a 'needy girl' and he's single. I've corrected it for you John. She's an independent woman.
- long time readers that fully predicted the app he vowed would never go on sale ever again (he said he would sooner turn it off) was indeed put back on sale on Saturday 27th January for 100 people. The Monday after, he decided to put it back on sale for the rest of the week because he cares. Wants and needs the cash more like because it's been on sale ever since
- really pushing hard on the sales powerpoint slides and after it was pointed out in the thread, the 'exclusive recipes' description was dropped from the new breakfast book. Good job really because stealing is a crime John.
- thug life is never far away with this one. A sweary TikTok because a woman moaned she can't eat the same thing two days running without gagging. Now, as I write this, I actually feel people need to grow up a bit and think and problem solve for themselves. Perhaps meal prep isn't for them. However, the vicious response from him was over the top and unnecessary. He simply can't ignore it, despite declaring 2024 the year he doesn't react.
- utterly relentless sales ad carousel. Piss poor grammar and spelling as always
- Sunday 28th January was a momentous occasion. He did a two week meal prep. It was basic as. Took him all day. And the finished food was drier than the Sahara. But it was a prep.
- with Sian no longer his Queen, the question is what will become of the holiday. But he's not mentioned it other than to say he he got a full refund. Course you did John.
- turns out his new mortgage that was 'all sorted' is far from. Based on his stories it was agreed in principle and he spent time very much stuck in the middle of the complex application process
- you'd think he wouldn't be able to sell the app any harder but no, he's still ramming it into every opportunity he can. Advertising the first months losses with a leaderboard. Very slimming club like tactics but JtC is using it too. This is why we call you JtC. You say you hate these clubs and yet you do this
- and Saturday night into Sunday 4th Feb he went out in the car at 3am. So began many troubling stories by him that started with him not being able to sleep, confirming he's single and throwing C under the bus yet again. He even tried to reverse it this time.
- he decided to share that he ignored her alleged Christmas week texts. But now he's agreed he loves her, shared a poll asking if he should have married her and talked incessantly about how unfair she is being as he's sat on his doorstep at 4am moaning about C and S. Misogyny remains strong with this one.
The common problem here JtC is you.
- Next afternoon. Late start due to a lie in. He declared he's fine. Fiiiiiine. And said C's replies to him show she's no longer the same person (no tit) and it's now just him and the dog. He also said he considered drinking over this but didn't. And declared he's getting a second dog in the new house.
- the Trust pilot reviews of one star continued to come in. Damning reading. Go check them out.
- first week of Feb he decided to sell sell sell, and yes even though you thought it wasn't possible to push any harder, that's exactly what he did. Tupperware reductions so that Saint John of meal prep could give everyone the chance to participate. The app remained reduced despite all his talk of not doing so.
- he's also found his mojo. All he's talked about is not making excuses and getting things done. And why? Because he's going full on cult follower of the hard 75 stuff. We have an all new colour coded calendar for this on the
board. Hard 75, then phases one and two. Place your bets people on exactly when and how he will break the rules (spoiler-it wasn't long at all 
).
- he made fully sure to tell everyone many times that he's already done hard 75 and doesn't have to start with it but chooses to. Aye aye JtC. I suspect the real reason is that he does actually know, even if he won't admit it, that he wasn't compliant last time.
- we also know this whole thing is a distraction to keep him focused until he gets the house. If he gets into the house.
- the new calendar also mysteriously has no colour coding for the Maldives trip
. I'll see myself out
- insufferable demotivational night time walks are back. Repeat repeat repeat - both the walk and his lousy content.
- overdrive on sales pushes and never ending reminders about how you can lose three stone for summer if you start now.
- meal prep planned for Sunday 19th Feb. If it happens it's three weeks since the last yet he has talked non stop about how a fortnightly prep is perfect for him showing he still can't count or be consistent. We see you though JtC. It's only two weeks because you're single. It's the same preps you always did back in the day with C that lasted a week between the two of you.
- did a tik tok live and complained about the lack of engagement. That people only joined when he was getting pissed. That's on you John. You're boring so they don't join.
- we also saw the tit load of chicken you batch cooked and pretended was a meal prep.
- decided he's getting a second dog when in the new house and intends to take advice ( always a first time) on what/when etc.
- meal prep happened on 18th Feb.
- it was another boring week of sales after the prep until he failed hard 75 for not reading ten pages because he fell asleep. He's already off the ball because he had a tub of ice cream one night and forgot how many pints he'd drunk, so had another two just in case. Motivated and motivating he isn't.
- so after a coke, crisps and sweets binge, he went went back to day one and spoke of integrity... Sure John. That's why you posted a story about starting again and then deleted it asap whilst being off stories for a day. Integrity right there
.
- a TV company has allegedly been in touch
- Hard 75 seems to be binned off. Not mentioned and not being done. What integrity does this joker have when he does a dirty delete on his restart story and pretends it never happened.
- had a busy weekend. Not meal prepping though. Baiting tik tok users in the comments of a meal prep reel. The wild West of tik tok is unrelenting though and he's been blocking, commenting back and arguing. Unfortunately for him, he's not got the intelligence or ability to do this clap back with any real effect. Just made himself look silly.
- making out businesses are sniffing around again for brand deals. Including those that binned him off. Which he says can 'eff off' if they didn't stick by him. Sure John.
- a week of him hardly being present. Turns up on the odd dog walk and repeating boring stories he's insisting are new but he's told before
- ate the last of his meal preps and to everyone's surprise he did go again and did a prep on Sunday 3rd March. That said, it was basic. No mention of hard 75. He did no rallying of the troops ahead of time. Barely shared anything including any preplanned menu. He did however make a reel of his fridge afterwards and got eaten alive in the comments about how it's unsafe/risky/stale etc etc. It led to him having to make a new reel on freezing and reheating etc because you can't go feral on a reel on tiktok and expect them to uphold payment to you. We see you JtC. It's all about the money.
- after a week of being the most boring man on the 'gram he upped the ante by buying a second dog. Seems like it was on a whim. He wanted a witch and she was available. tattlers did some digging and she was with the breeder as last of litter and struggling with all of the other dogs in the home. Enter JtC. Driving for hours to go and get her at a price of over £2K. And all of this with no prep. No new toys, harness etc and she's already piddling on the carpet and he's doing nothing about it. Typical of him really. Reactive and flighty
- let's also remember that Frank is an intact male. This is highly likely to end the pitter patter of tiny paws which is no doubt what he wants.
- the AJ boxing win. He admitted he gets mates ( good one John. As if you've mates) to place bets for him and he nearly bet £1.5K against AJ. This raises the following issues.
1. Did he get himself blocked and banned from all bookies like he said he did or is it really the case that they all banned him?!
2. Any lurkers on here, that give him money for his wares... That's the kind of thing he likely spends your hard earned cash on.
3. Bets and dogs. Nearly £5k spent between them. Yet he's got to have a mortgage for his new house. Something about that doesn't add up properly. The maths never math with JtC
- he did another meal prep two weeks after the last. He really excelled himself this time. He made jelly and used packet rice again. It was all quick and convenient. No real cooking and plenty of moaning about how long it took. He's also still boasting about how he won't need to cook for another two weeks, conveniently forgetting that he has only ever cooked for ten days worth of meals at a time
- a late night revelation. He's went out with his mother on March 18th. They went for a walk. Awwww. How lovely. A mother son reunion.
Until it sours. Again. And he decides she's toxic once more. That said he didn't ever mention it again
- on a late dog walk he shared one of his unfunny stories that he insists are funny. He went out to walk Frank as a puppy without poo bags and the dog did a in his street he couldn't pick up so he went home to get a bag then came back for it. An outraged neighbour meanwhile filmed it and put it on a local Facebook page. JtC then decided show the house of the man that posted it. Complete with the fact it's up for sale. And then to top it off shared his car and plate number. He finished with a threat to put the bag of he was waving at the camera on the car bonnet and he even put up a poll for engagement to ask if he should
- a couple of revelations to end the thread.
1. He isn't keeping the kitchen in the brand new house. He has decided to 'rip it out' and is talking to firms about putting in the kitchen he wants.
2. The kitchen of dreams will mean removing his downstairs toilet. In a newly built new build And apparently guests can 'piss in the garden'. Eloquent and thoughtful he isn't.
3. The new house contract obliges the builder to put in a kitchen so he's got to have it built to plans he's contracted to buy to. It's up to him to pay to change it - after the completion.
4. The big one. Despite his industry insider knowledge and astute financial business acumen, they are not in fact doing 'buy one get one free' on houses in 2024. He has however 'bought another house'.
He shared an elaborate reel made in the show home about how he's going to ruin the new house with his plans to take out toilets and kitchens and some commenters went in hard on him. He was his authentic self and did what he always does and went on the attack. He did say its not the house beside his new one and a cryptic comment indicated it may be Frank's old home.
5. He may therefore end up being someone's landlord. That's a chilling thought.
- he's back on the dating apps and a boring end of thread where he vanished for 24 hours, returning and announcing someone has gifted him an Easter egg. Even though he's got no friends.
Number of meal preps done during the course of the thread - 4
28th January, 18th February, 3rd March and 17th March. He's due to do one Easter Sunday but not a word about it.
Words he simply cannot leave out of any sentence in his dots of doom.
Literally - absolutely
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence.
Ill - Procrastinate -
Words that he will never ever use:
Sorry - Alcoholic - Therapy
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published fourth book
Online Qualified nutrition - no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade away in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
Canada goose coat
You win a respite from the thread to ease the tedium of TMPK's own unique brand of boring monotony
- a boring beginning. Sales sales sales.
- plenty of boring whinging about proving his identity for the mortgage. Get over it John and welcome to the real world of us scruffs for whom this is reality
- planned a meal prep for Sun 28th January. A two week prep and he actually did it
- took the dog on off lead walks in a car park and wanging on about his amazing torch whilst tagging the company, the desperate tool.
- went for a five guys for the first time on his way back from a dog walk. Spent £30 on over 2K calories of food. For himself! He then turned into a food and restaurant critic giving his feed back
- Sian dumped him. She was MIA for ages after he viewed the show home. Still unseen two weeks later plus they had unfollowed each other on social media.
One week later and he declared she's a 'needy girl' and he's single. I've corrected it for you John. She's an independent woman.
- long time readers that fully predicted the app he vowed would never go on sale ever again (he said he would sooner turn it off) was indeed put back on sale on Saturday 27th January for 100 people. The Monday after, he decided to put it back on sale for the rest of the week because he cares. Wants and needs the cash more like because it's been on sale ever since
- really pushing hard on the sales powerpoint slides and after it was pointed out in the thread, the 'exclusive recipes' description was dropped from the new breakfast book. Good job really because stealing is a crime John.
- thug life is never far away with this one. A sweary TikTok because a woman moaned she can't eat the same thing two days running without gagging. Now, as I write this, I actually feel people need to grow up a bit and think and problem solve for themselves. Perhaps meal prep isn't for them. However, the vicious response from him was over the top and unnecessary. He simply can't ignore it, despite declaring 2024 the year he doesn't react.
- utterly relentless sales ad carousel. Piss poor grammar and spelling as always
- Sunday 28th January was a momentous occasion. He did a two week meal prep. It was basic as. Took him all day. And the finished food was drier than the Sahara. But it was a prep.
- with Sian no longer his Queen, the question is what will become of the holiday. But he's not mentioned it other than to say he he got a full refund. Course you did John.
- turns out his new mortgage that was 'all sorted' is far from. Based on his stories it was agreed in principle and he spent time very much stuck in the middle of the complex application process
- you'd think he wouldn't be able to sell the app any harder but no, he's still ramming it into every opportunity he can. Advertising the first months losses with a leaderboard. Very slimming club like tactics but JtC is using it too. This is why we call you JtC. You say you hate these clubs and yet you do this
- and Saturday night into Sunday 4th Feb he went out in the car at 3am. So began many troubling stories by him that started with him not being able to sleep, confirming he's single and throwing C under the bus yet again. He even tried to reverse it this time.
- he decided to share that he ignored her alleged Christmas week texts. But now he's agreed he loves her, shared a poll asking if he should have married her and talked incessantly about how unfair she is being as he's sat on his doorstep at 4am moaning about C and S. Misogyny remains strong with this one.
The common problem here JtC is you.
- Next afternoon. Late start due to a lie in. He declared he's fine. Fiiiiiine. And said C's replies to him show she's no longer the same person (no tit) and it's now just him and the dog. He also said he considered drinking over this but didn't. And declared he's getting a second dog in the new house.
- the Trust pilot reviews of one star continued to come in. Damning reading. Go check them out.
- first week of Feb he decided to sell sell sell, and yes even though you thought it wasn't possible to push any harder, that's exactly what he did. Tupperware reductions so that Saint John of meal prep could give everyone the chance to participate. The app remained reduced despite all his talk of not doing so.
- he's also found his mojo. All he's talked about is not making excuses and getting things done. And why? Because he's going full on cult follower of the hard 75 stuff. We have an all new colour coded calendar for this on the
board. Hard 75, then phases one and two. Place your bets people on exactly when and how he will break the rules (spoiler-it wasn't long at all ).- he made fully sure to tell everyone many times that he's already done hard 75 and doesn't have to start with it but chooses to. Aye aye JtC. I suspect the real reason is that he does actually know, even if he won't admit it, that he wasn't compliant last time.
- we also know this whole thing is a distraction to keep him focused until he gets the house. If he gets into the house.
- the new calendar also mysteriously has no colour coding for the Maldives trip
. I'll see myself out - insufferable demotivational night time walks are back. Repeat repeat repeat - both the walk and his lousy content.
- overdrive on sales pushes and never ending reminders about how you can lose three stone for summer if you start now.
- meal prep planned for Sunday 19th Feb. If it happens it's three weeks since the last yet he has talked non stop about how a fortnightly prep is perfect for him showing he still can't count or be consistent. We see you though JtC. It's only two weeks because you're single. It's the same preps you always did back in the day with C that lasted a week between the two of you.
- did a tik tok live and complained about the lack of engagement. That people only joined when he was getting pissed. That's on you John. You're boring so they don't join.
- we also saw the tit load of chicken you batch cooked and pretended was a meal prep.
- decided he's getting a second dog when in the new house and intends to take advice (
always a first time) on what/when etc.- meal prep happened on 18th Feb.
- it was another boring week of sales after the prep until he failed hard 75 for not reading ten pages because he fell asleep. He's already off the ball because he had a tub of ice cream one night and forgot how many pints he'd drunk, so had another two just in case. Motivated and motivating he isn't.
- so after a coke, crisps and sweets binge, he went went back to day one and spoke of integrity... Sure John. That's why you posted a story about starting again and then deleted it asap whilst being off stories for a day. Integrity right there
.- a TV company has allegedly been in touch
- Hard 75 seems to be binned off. Not mentioned and not being done. What integrity does this joker have when he does a dirty delete on his restart story and pretends it never happened.
- had a busy weekend. Not meal prepping though. Baiting tik tok users in the comments of a meal prep reel. The wild West of tik tok is unrelenting though and he's been blocking, commenting back and arguing. Unfortunately for him, he's not got the intelligence or ability to do this clap back with any real effect. Just made himself look silly.
- making out businesses are sniffing around again for brand deals. Including those that binned him off. Which he says can 'eff off' if they didn't stick by him. Sure John.
- a week of him hardly being present. Turns up on the odd dog walk and repeating boring stories he's insisting are new but he's told before
- ate the last of his meal preps and to everyone's surprise he did go again and did a prep on Sunday 3rd March. That said, it was basic. No mention of hard 75. He did no rallying of the troops ahead of time. Barely shared anything including any preplanned menu. He did however make a reel of his fridge afterwards and got eaten alive in the comments about how it's unsafe/risky/stale etc etc. It led to him having to make a new reel on freezing and reheating etc because you can't go feral on a reel on tiktok and expect them to uphold payment to you
. We see you JtC. It's all about the money.- after a week of being the most boring man on the 'gram he upped the ante by buying a second dog. Seems like it was on a whim. He wanted a witch and she was available. tattlers did some digging and she was with the breeder as last of litter and struggling with all of the other dogs in the home. Enter JtC. Driving for hours to go and get her at a price of over £2K. And all of this with no prep. No new toys, harness etc and she's already piddling on the carpet and he's doing nothing about it. Typical of him really. Reactive and flighty
- let's also remember that Frank is an intact male. This is highly likely to end the pitter patter of tiny paws which is no doubt what he wants.
- the AJ boxing win. He admitted he gets mates (
good one John. As if you've mates) to place bets for him and he nearly bet £1.5K against AJ. This raises the following issues.1. Did he get himself blocked and banned from all bookies like he said he did or is it really the case that they all banned him?!
2. Any lurkers on here, that give him money for his wares... That's the kind of thing he likely spends your hard earned cash on.
3. Bets and dogs. Nearly £5k spent between them. Yet he's got to have a mortgage for his new house. Something about that doesn't add up properly. The maths never math with JtC
- he did another meal prep two weeks after the last. He really excelled himself this time. He made jelly and used packet rice again. It was all quick and convenient. No real cooking and plenty of moaning about how long it took. He's also still boasting about how he won't need to cook for another two weeks, conveniently forgetting that he has only ever cooked for ten days worth of meals at a time
- a late night revelation. He's went out with his mother on March 18th. They went for a walk. Awwww. How lovely. A mother son reunion.
Until it sours. Again. And he decides she's toxic once more. That said he didn't ever mention it again
- on a late dog walk he shared one of his unfunny stories that he insists are funny. He went out to walk Frank as a puppy without poo bags and the dog did a
in his street he couldn't pick up so he went home to get a bag then came back for it. An outraged neighbour meanwhile filmed it and put it on a local Facebook page. JtC then decided show the house of the man that posted it. Complete with the fact it's up for sale. And then to top it off shared his car and plate number. He finished with a threat to put the bag of he was waving at the camera on the car bonnet and he even put up a poll for engagement to ask if he should - a couple of revelations to end the thread.
1. He isn't keeping the kitchen in the brand new house. He has decided to 'rip it out' and is talking to firms about putting in the kitchen he wants.
2. The kitchen of dreams will mean removing his downstairs toilet. In a newly built new build
And apparently guests can 'piss in the garden'. Eloquent and thoughtful he isn't.3. The new house contract obliges the builder to put in a kitchen so he's got to have it built to plans he's contracted to buy to. It's up to him to pay to change it - after the completion.
4. The big one. Despite his industry insider knowledge and astute financial business acumen, they are not in fact doing 'buy one get one free' on houses in 2024. He has however 'bought another house'.
He shared an elaborate reel made in the show home about how he's going to ruin the new house with his plans to take out toilets and kitchens and some commenters went in hard on him. He was his authentic self and did what he always does and went on the attack. He did say its not the house beside his new one and a cryptic comment indicated it may be Frank's old home.
5. He may therefore end up being someone's landlord. That's a chilling thought.
- he's back on the dating apps and a boring end of thread where he vanished for 24 hours, returning and announcing someone has gifted him an Easter egg. Even though he's got no friends.
Number of meal preps done during the course of the thread - 4
28th January, 18th February, 3rd March and 17th March. He's due to do one Easter Sunday but not a word about it.
Words he simply cannot leave out of any sentence in his dots of doom.
Literally - absolutely
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence.
Ill - Procrastinate -
Words that he will never ever use:
Sorry - Alcoholic - Therapy
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published fourth book
Online Qualified nutrition - no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade away in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
Canada goose coat
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