Tmpk Gossip Forum

Thread title is from @Chiefcook&bottlewasher You win a respite from the thread to ease the tedium of TMPK's own unique brand of boring monotony - a boring beginning. Sales sales sales. - plenty of boring whinging about proving his identity for the mortgage. Get over it John and welcome to the...

Thread title is from @Hereforastalk You win a set of glass meal prep containers (best money can buy apparently) that we found knocking about (fed up of tripping over on the floor because we didn't put it away). This offer can and absolutely will be withdrawn at any time. In fact by the time...

Thread title is from @Mabels1986 You win a year's subscription to the untested app (at the time of writing its unclear what it's worth because his pricing structure can only be described as 'chaotic and made up') and a crap planner you'll need a wheel barrow to carry around. Thread summary...

He’s lazy, he lies and thick as a plank. Nothing left in his life but a dog named Frank Thread title is from @ghostriderhere You win a kebab and a cold shower. Make sure to shout at us about how 'amaaaazin' they were. Thread summary. - Back from his NC500 trip and immediately abandoned his...

Thread title is from @rabbitinheadlights You win a giant kebab: the type they have in a kebab shop. Whilst you eat it, remember to kid on about your weightloss and near perfect motivation whilst telling us words can't do it justice. Thread summary. Repetitive sales and marketing stories on the...

Thread title is a joint effort. Suggestions from @g15maa @itsmellsinhere and @haxlerl to complete it. You all win a set of TMP🤡 glass containers with a lifetime guarantee and don't forget to celebrate by having two tubs of ice cream for breakfast 🍦🍧 Thread summary. I don't need to labour here...

New thread time. Thanks to @haxlerl for the inspired post about the April fool.

Unable to find a thread title suggestion, the last one moved fast at the end, sorry all. Can someone thread recap?

The second thread title winner was suggested by @AliceWondersxo A set of overly engineered and expensive glass meal prep containers for our winner. Arriving in the TMPK amazon shop to collect on the 12th of never 😂 TMPK also known as TMDK (the melt down king) has shown himself to be (and...

I’ve followed John from the start but this last weekend he has lost it. Insulting everyone from his ex girlfriend Charlotte, calling her fat and lazy. Insulting nurses, single mother’s and anyone who does a 9-5 job as nobody matches him…..Mr Perfect. Single Mothers are lazy and probably have...