Thissinglemama #99 Roses are red, Aimless is a scruff, her neck is fat and so is her muff

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Treated herself to a fillet steak.....did she whisper £17? I suspect she did, M&S salt dried fillet steak is £68 a kilo.....yep SIXTY EIGHT POUNDS a kilo!!!
Someone asked that in the comments and Aimee replied no, she said instead of a takeaway. Which is actually what I heard when I listened back the second time.
 
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Treated herself to a fillet steak.....did she whisper £17? I suspect she did, M&S salt dry aged fillet steak is £68 a kilo.....yep SIXTY EIGHT POUNDS a kilo!!!
bleeping wasted on her, she'll cremate it to buggery.
 
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Treated herself to a fillet steak.....did she whisper £17? I suspect she did, M&S salt dry aged fillet steak is £68 a kilo.....yep SIXTY EIGHT POUNDS a kilo!!!
And she will put it on a baguette or muffin!
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Miss Forgets To Eat can eat a whole tub of cookies in one sitting. 🤔
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Also, it’s raining so how is she driving without working windscreen wipers?!
 
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And she will put it on a baguette or muffin!
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Miss Forgets To Eat can eat a whole tub of cookies in one sitting. 🤔
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Also, it’s raining so how is she driving without working windscreen wipers?!
Pretty bad rain as well if it’s been anything like we’ve had for the last few hours!
 
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Full face of makeup to go to her 'happy place'....of course its M&S!
I'm amazed it wasn't Primark or River Island as well but she'll probably do a surprise haul later just to give the Dober-huns a treat!
What's the chances that they had all of Harpers 'favourites' too! 🤷🏻‍♀️
 

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Full face of makeup to go to her 'happy place'....of course its M&S!
I'm amazed it wasn't Primark or River Island as well but she'll probably do a surprise haul later just to give the Dober-huns a treat!
What's the chances that they had all of Harpers 'favourites' too! 🤷🏻‍♀️
13 seconds, that’s all I lasted. She is a gluttonous pig.
“As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut- Aimless wanted 2”
 
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Amy must get paid when she does a M&S shop, yes shop NOT haul. Amy when shopping….

Beige Processed Food = 😍🥰🤤😮💨🫶
Healthy Greens = 👹👺👿🤮🤢
 
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Eats her cremated steak then flicks her bean while eating her bodyweight in mini eggs whilst perusing Tinder. Top Saturday night for our Aims.....
 
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Spends £17 on steak but has massive “costs” to fix the car? Yeah cos that’s one way to save money
 
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DUD for one!
Cremated steak and jacket spud makes a welcome return to the Stitch plate (what happened to the grown up plates she went to buy?), cucumber sticks and another couple of bottles of Malbec to go with dunker biscuits and canned whipped cream, i expect! 🤢

Has Ehmey got pinkeye or just another stye from all that trowled on makeup?
 

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    I've no words any more for this absolutebwet wipe!
    Poor Harold, once again, coming home again tomorrow, to her moaning, whinging, " unwell" mother😡
     
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    I notice sausage and mash has finally made it into the Crowded Butthole household after Shirley cooked it for Harold the other week 🙌🏻

    Standard aimless, spend the weekend wallowing over a fake illness so harper comes back to a depressing hovel
     
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