Just call her Alice 
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
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Ive never even looked at the river island website but who are these clothes aimed at? Young adults, older woman?? It's awful stuff.
My Nan entered a Glamorous Granny competition when she wen to Benidorm in 1986, she wore very similar outfits! To be fair Aimless is one of those people that just looks tit in everything, scruffy looking cow!Just call her Alice
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
The slimming filter is so obvious on that try on video it keeps glitching , and if you zoom in its all wobbly 
why do "creators" do this 
why do "creators" do this Imagine the tit tan. Drag queen make up thoJust call her Alice
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
Fucksake, Krystle Carrington called, she wants her wardrobe back, that first dress 
Not a clue does she have...
Not a clue does she have...
Those outfits are hideous! Literally the worst selection of clothes she's ever tried on and she's worn some horrors. I have never known anyone have such poor dress sense. She really needs to accept that River Island ain't for her. Also the majority of it was too small as she hadn't even zipped up.
The slimming filter is so obvious. Her bedroom in the background looks like a green screen.
The slimming filter is so obvious. Her bedroom in the background looks like a green screen.
Iโd laugh if that retro themed party sheโs got is just someone having a laugh at her expense
The only one which looks semi ok is the yellow with the gold detail on it, it gives her a bit of shape. But, and I donโt like discussing looksโฆ her face looks huge! I donโt know if when she puts on weight it clings to her face or if she has some kind of real medical condition but it doesnโt look in proportion at all. Also, her hair will look tit and make her face look longer, she needs a sharp cut just below shoulder length, a bit of colour on her and some low lights. Anyways, yes I am Gok WanJust call her Alice
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
Looks like a pissing Quality Street!!!Just call her Alice
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
As Darth Vader once said โthe slimming filter is strong with this oneโ
Noooo that is horridWhat was she thinking when she ordered this
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They are all vile. There are so many nice clothes shops/online available you donโt have to buy tat like thatJust call her Alice
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
.Sent a sweet hamper and she just had to try everything before harper can get a look in 
It actually makes me so sad for that kid, her mum steals all of her joy and just lets her have the leftovers once she has come down off the โhighโ of opening it all for her followers.
If my parents got given a basket of sweets like that they would just let us dive in (but would obvs expect to get some!), thatโs part of the joy of parenting, and Aimeless gets given all this stuff for free !!!!
She could have โreviewedโ them after harper had opened it, or even just posted a thank you afterwards, no need to be so selfish and greedy
It actually makes me so sad for that kid, her mum steals all of her joy and just lets her have the leftovers once she has come down off the โhighโ of opening it all for her followers.
If my parents got given a basket of sweets like that they would just let us dive in (but would obvs expect to get some!), thatโs part of the joy of parenting, and Aimeless gets given all this stuff for free !!!!
She could have โreviewedโ them after harper had opened it, or even just posted a thank you afterwards, no need to be so selfish and greedy
Fucksake, Krystle Carrington called, she wants her wardrobe back, that first dress
Not a clue does she have...
Imagine the tit tan. Drag queen make up tho
Omg imagine being the unlucky person to buy stuff sheโs sent back
Do we think his sport could be... DARTS?
They're worldwide, they're on TV and let's be honest I can see her more with a John Henderson type rather than Andy Murray.
They're worldwide, they're on TV and let's be honest I can see her more with a John Henderson type rather than Andy Murray.
Just call her Alice
The 70s 80s and 90s called they want their clothes back
Every one of those outfits are disgusting! Especially on her!
What the actual feck........I mean,what the actual feck !!!!!!!
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The outfits mother of God!! What have I seen?! 
Nah, this is surely the worst haul she's ever done.
The pink velvet thing? Percy pig called, his mum wants her dressing gown back
They are so so bad I can't even take the piss!
Did she mention what size she got? I didn't hear her say size 10 repeatedly like she normally does
mother of God!! What have I seen?! Nah, this is surely the worst haul she's ever done.
The pink velvet thing? Percy pig called, his mum wants her dressing gown back
They are so so bad I can't even take the piss!
Did she mention what size she got? I didn't hear her say size 10 repeatedly like she normally does
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