This made me laugh so hard that tears are literally squirting out of my eyes right now
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What sort of 
When people finger stuff when showing what they bought in there ‘haul’
Hinch is the worst with her witchy finger!
Like why point and touch with your long coffin shaped nails!!
When you say I bought toilet cleaner you don’t need to point to it I know what it is!!!
Really angers me!
Hinch is the worst with her witchy finger!
Like why point and touch with your long coffin shaped nails!!
When you say I bought toilet cleaner you don’t need to point to it I know what it is!!!
Really angers me!
Also when they pick items up and them toss them back on the table.
Was it for Myspace or Bebo?
I really can't stand toxic vloggers/influencers who bang on about body positivity and then photoshop and use filters on their images. Bloody Rebecca Lamb is one of the biggest culprits, she's too ignorant to realise the damage she could cause vulnerable people viewing her edited, photoshopped and filtered images.
Bebo! Can you give me love today??Was it for Myspace or Bebo?
I’m sorry if I upset anyone. But I’m sick already (it’s only the 11th November. Armistice Day but there you go) of bloody Christmas Trees. Here’s my £30 ikea tree. Here’s my £80 pink monstrosity. Oh here’s my massive £1000 thing. When I was younger, gets small violin, putting up the Christmas tree was exciting. Couple weeks before Christmas. Would take all day, from getting the deccies down from attic, to putting it all up. Few drinks. I was even allowed a snowball. How aren’t folk pissed off with it by December 1st? Takes all the excitement away and just seems like a pissing contest now
I would say this is just people in a tricky situation being worried. Dependent on the disability ive seen surprisingly high needs get turned down.OMG, a family member added me to a DLA group (my child’s is up for renewal soon) and every single post was a laundry list of developmental delays and high care needs… followed by “Will I get DLA? I’m worried they’ll say this is normal for their age”.
I was like, are you nuts? Of course you’ll get DLA! Made me wonder whether the group was more of a pissing contest/venting opportunity than an actual source of advice. Anyway, I muted it fast.
Stop with all the reminders!
I know how many days to go until it's Christmas, thank you.
I know how many days to go until it's Christmas, thank you.
Haha if insta had been about when we bought our first flat “we did it!” would have just referred to, rocking up to Northern Rock where they were handing 110% mortgages like sweeties
Someone I know has been uploading almost the exact same photo every week without fail since she got married. It was cute for the first month I suppose, now it’s just annoying. “18 weeks my love” duck off
When people post self absorbed memes like this. Who asked for one thing about you?! I actually like the sentiment but it’s this ‘one thing about me’ element.
What even is the point of gonks?
I just had to search what a ‘gonk’ is 
Thank god I'm not alone in my loathing of those bloody gonks!!
While we're on the subject, elf on the shelf is a creepy little bastard
While we're on the subject, elf on the shelf is a creepy little bastard
1 - Mrs Hinch
2 - Sanctimonious mumfluencers (inc. above)
3 - The saying “It’s the (blank) for me” GO AWAY!
4 - People moaning that others are putting up their Xmas decs
5 - Inspirational quotes posted my people that I know inhale ketamine for breakfast and whose lives are car crashes
6 - Pampas grass arrangements - I like them just sick of seeing them
7 - Braggy partner posts - saw you arguing in Tesco last week
8 - People who upload 10 practically identical pictures of their kids in a day
9 - Anything to do with the Republican Party
10 - there isn’t a 10th I’m just questioning why I’m actually still on any social media due to above
2 - Sanctimonious mumfluencers (inc. above)
3 - The saying “It’s the (blank) for me” GO AWAY!
4 - People moaning that others are putting up their Xmas decs
5 - Inspirational quotes posted my people that I know inhale ketamine for breakfast and whose lives are car crashes
6 - Pampas grass arrangements - I like them just sick of seeing them
7 - Braggy partner posts - saw you arguing in Tesco last week
8 - People who upload 10 practically identical pictures of their kids in a day
9 - Anything to do with the Republican Party
10 - there isn’t a 10th I’m just questioning why I’m actually still on any social media due to above
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