Unless she runs to the start line from Lydney, she won’t do a long run.
Actually - I wouldn’t put it past her to do a 14 mile long run as a 10k warmup.
thewelshrunner & kellogs_ontherun #7 All in, smug grin, let’s manifest Boston by doing more colouring in
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Actually - I wouldn’t put it past her to do a 14 mile long run as a 10k warmup.
she needs to run the 10k on tired legs
Me too, I’m going to yell at the bleep as much as I can and see how much he enjoys it.
So if he bonks it again, what then? Sack it off and accept he’s a wanker?
Thanks for clarifying Matt
More racing? What is the point? Also oh my god they must spend a fortune on it (unless they're all gifted places) I can't imagine.
They have to use their government funding (benefits) on something. Why buy Harri some new clothing when that money could be spent on Tits entering a race and not hitting a goal? Priorities matter.
I didn't watch the stupid video but it makes me so angry that she's been like this about parkrun.
So much has gone into marketing parkrun as inclusive, no pressure, accessible for all and I hate the thought of new runners seeing a woman who runs 60 miles a week get this worked up about going.
Completely the wrong message to be putting out, especially when many of her followers may be middle aged mums, new runners, diabetics. People plucking up the courage to go to a parkrun for the first time and looking up YouTube videos first.
She's so selfish and ignorant.
So much has gone into marketing parkrun as inclusive, no pressure, accessible for all and I hate the thought of new runners seeing a woman who runs 60 miles a week get this worked up about going.
Completely the wrong message to be putting out, especially when many of her followers may be middle aged mums, new runners, diabetics. People plucking up the courage to go to a parkrun for the first time and looking up YouTube videos first.
She's so selfish and ignorant.
I vote injured - she never stops, (well, she stops during her runs) and Tits won’t programme in a down week. Either that or hiding the bad runs?
I actually hope she’d injured and it makes her realise how bleeping stupid what she is doing is
Nearly 9 minutes of additional elapsed time on that 7km run too. How do you stop for 9 minutes over 7km?!
parkrun are doing “parkwalk” for October, which hopefully rebalances the message over this delusional pair
I’m going for the railway crossing excuse. Twice.
By heart rate she stopped at least 4 times. There’s only so many level crossings and you’d be lucky to hit every single one in a 7km run.
Panic over she's back (with nearly 14 mins of elapsed time 
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)On a 90ish min run today I had my worst elapsed vs moving discrepancy in months 5-mins including some traffic stops (I ran around town and it was busy; if the wait for at lights is more than 10s I stop the watch) and an emergency dive into a petrol station to buy & swig a small bottle of orange juice (poor planning on my part, didn’t take enough nutrition/water for the heat, sure it was autumn when I went out in the morning but summer returned for the afternoon!). I cannot fathom how she can have such massive breaks all the time?! For such short runs. Just. Run. Slower. Or walk even. Be realistic.
I don’t pause my watch on planned walking/jogging recoveries during run sessions, shock horror my average time takes a massive hit! Buuuuut no one cares
I don’t pause my watch on planned walking/jogging recoveries during run sessions, shock horror my average time takes a massive hit! Buuuuut no one cares
I stopped and took sunset photos no less than 4 times on my 1 hour run tonight. Elapsed time? 90s extra. 14 minutes is insanity!
Just watched a few minutes of that video. Imagine sitting in your car talking absolute bollocks about the pressure at parkrun with your kid trying to get some shut eye. Then coach chimes in with "it's important for athletes that don't race that often to..." also translates as "it is good for normal people who run to...erm....run"
Maybe I missed something and correct me if wrong, but did they really go an entire summer holiday without taking the kids anywhere, yet finding a few days for the both of them to chip off to France?
Yes, that is correct. Kids went to bluestone for long weekend in May. Kelly and Matt were planning Rotterdam, both went to Kenya, France. Where else? I've lost track!
They are obv both off to Amsterdam in what I believe is first weekend of half term. Let's hope the kids are with their dads and getting to do something fun!
Edit - actually Amsterdam is the week before I thought so not half term. But still hope kids are doing something fun.
They are obv both off to Amsterdam in what I believe is first weekend of half term. Let's hope the kids are with their dads and getting to do something fun!
Edit - actually Amsterdam is the week before I thought so not half term. But still hope kids are doing something fun.
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