thewelshrunner & kellogs_ontherun #5 The selfish life of the selfish sweaty floor lovers of moonboot condoms

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I don’t use the word I’m about to use often, but what a sad embarrassing pair of cunts
 
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I think the story later on when Kelly is fake laughing with her Coke is sadder.

All to show they have friends.

He then goes on with a sly dig about not racing today.

Horrid, horrid people.
 
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Right what we going with people:

- I wasn’t racing anyway, it was just for fun
- I ate too much pasta and drank too much coke the night before
- I got swept in to the sea
- The conditions weren’t good it was too hot
- The conditions weren’t good it was too windy
- My diabetes flared up and I didn’t have any jelly babies
 
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Right what we going with people:

- I wasn’t racing anyway, it was just for fun
- I ate too much pasta and drank too much coke the night before
- I got swept in to the sea
- The conditions weren’t good it was too hot
- The conditions weren’t good it was too windy
- My diabetes flared up and I didn’t have any jelly babies
I was thinking the food last night may be the one to blame today. Either way I've got my popcorn 🍿 at the ready for the drama of her latest bonkathon.
 
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The heat, definitely the heat will be the excuse
So 15 degrees in Swansea. Not cool but not boiling either. I mean it's a race in mid-June- what did she expect?! Really not the brightest is she
 
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Race started 9am I think. Silence still on Strava and Insta. Cryptic story from a hospital pending??
 
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Race started 9am I think. Silence still on Strava and Insta. Cryptic story from a hospital pending??
Normally a story or two from the start line, odd that there hasn’t been anything.

Definitely the pasta. Wasn’t GF. Although the Greggs always seems to be fine 😵💫.
 
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More drama, lies and general bullshit incoming. 🙄 🤣

Normally a story or two from the start line, odd that there hasn’t been anything.

Definitely the pasta. Wasn’t GF. Although the Greggs always seems to be fine 😵💫.
Maybe they'll blame one of the kids this time, a family emergency? 🙄
 
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“You’re never going to believe it but the dog again my number” pending!

Also no results on the race website with her name
I wonder if she’s entering races now under a different name so it’s private until she announces her time? 🤔
 
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