peteykirch
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So the Slackers are staying at a Marriot for New Years to relate to the "common man"...
They do their Prosperity Pig, and you know if they were average people it wouldn't bother me, but for 2 people who bring in hundreds of thousands of dollars each year asking for more prosperity is kind of tone deaf.
You can tell Tim isn't thrilled with the hotel room because its legitimate only one room and they can't shove Jack$on in another room.
They get a shit ton of food which apparently makes Jen sick because she's sleeping in bed at 10:46PM.
They do their egg in water glass thing, I feel bad for the housekeepers who will clean up after this room. This leads to Jenn asking Tim, if "she's doing it right" over and over. Also they don't know how to crack eggs, you crack on a flat surface, non on the edge of a glass.
They also do their dopey frozen grape things.
A run down of their "wishes"
They want to do in 2021, everything they had planned for 2020 but couldn't do. Tim wants a vaccine for his parents, and the rest of them. Tim wants to stay in every Disney Resort. Jenn wants to start up the Podcast again. Tim wants to update the rest of the house. Tim wants to lose weight, Jenn wants to lose weight and start a work out regiment. Tim wants to stay in an RV at Fort Wilderness. Jenn wants to go to Tokyo and Disneyland....which she wants to do by CAR. Jenn also wants Jack$on to sleep 12 hours through the night. Tim wants to teach Jack$on to swim, which Jenn says "Fully?" I'm sorry you can either swim or not swim there's not really an in between. Tim wants to visit the Grand Canyon. Jenn wants to go to Canada. Tim wants to do an Alaskan Disney Cruise....to which Jenn says "MAYBE THE MEDITERRERIAN?" Tim wants to give Jack$on a million hugs. Jenn wants an outdoor play area err prison pen for Jack$on.
The Slackers once again show their inability to plan, they don't have a bottle opener for their "Sparkling Juice"
Tim gets to kiss Dairy Queen one of the few times a year (Anniversary, Birthday, and New Years)
They watch the fireworks at first behind the sliding glass patio door...then finally decide to go outside.
The fireworks are so intense they set off Timbo's car alarm.
Jen spilled "Sparkling Juice" on her shirt.
Tim wants this to a new tradition....Jenn would want to stay in a bigger room next time though.
Jenn thinks Jack$on's egg looks like a Castle....or a Redwood Tree...It looks like an upside down mushroom cloud so that makes me think there will be nuclear holocaust coming soon.
Tim's egg looks like Space Mountain and then it turns into a Mountain range...then it turns into the coral reef.
Also they say Jack$on needs to take a nap, but they just got him up for this dopey egg thing? Du fuq?
Jenn thinks her looks like the tallest rollercoaster...
Jenn is so tired, but she slept part of the evening before New Years.....
She hopes it'll be a good year....
They should've wished to be back on the Disney Media List.
Jenn wants us to tell her and Tim their New Years Resolutions instead of helping people in need.
They do their Prosperity Pig, and you know if they were average people it wouldn't bother me, but for 2 people who bring in hundreds of thousands of dollars each year asking for more prosperity is kind of tone deaf.
You can tell Tim isn't thrilled with the hotel room because its legitimate only one room and they can't shove Jack$on in another room.
They get a shit ton of food which apparently makes Jen sick because she's sleeping in bed at 10:46PM.
They do their egg in water glass thing, I feel bad for the housekeepers who will clean up after this room. This leads to Jenn asking Tim, if "she's doing it right" over and over. Also they don't know how to crack eggs, you crack on a flat surface, non on the edge of a glass.
They also do their dopey frozen grape things.
A run down of their "wishes"
They want to do in 2021, everything they had planned for 2020 but couldn't do. Tim wants a vaccine for his parents, and the rest of them. Tim wants to stay in every Disney Resort. Jenn wants to start up the Podcast again. Tim wants to update the rest of the house. Tim wants to lose weight, Jenn wants to lose weight and start a work out regiment. Tim wants to stay in an RV at Fort Wilderness. Jenn wants to go to Tokyo and Disneyland....which she wants to do by CAR. Jenn also wants Jack$on to sleep 12 hours through the night. Tim wants to teach Jack$on to swim, which Jenn says "Fully?" I'm sorry you can either swim or not swim there's not really an in between. Tim wants to visit the Grand Canyon. Jenn wants to go to Canada. Tim wants to do an Alaskan Disney Cruise....to which Jenn says "MAYBE THE MEDITERRERIAN?" Tim wants to give Jack$on a million hugs. Jenn wants an outdoor play area err prison pen for Jack$on.
The Slackers once again show their inability to plan, they don't have a bottle opener for their "Sparkling Juice"
Tim gets to kiss Dairy Queen one of the few times a year (Anniversary, Birthday, and New Years)
They watch the fireworks at first behind the sliding glass patio door...then finally decide to go outside.
The fireworks are so intense they set off Timbo's car alarm.
Jen spilled "Sparkling Juice" on her shirt.
Tim wants this to a new tradition....Jenn would want to stay in a bigger room next time though.
Jenn thinks Jack$on's egg looks like a Castle....or a Redwood Tree...It looks like an upside down mushroom cloud so that makes me think there will be nuclear holocaust coming soon.
Tim's egg looks like Space Mountain and then it turns into a Mountain range...then it turns into the coral reef.
Also they say Jack$on needs to take a nap, but they just got him up for this dopey egg thing? Du fuq?
Jenn thinks her looks like the tallest rollercoaster...
Jenn is so tired, but she slept part of the evening before New Years.....
She hopes it'll be a good year....
They should've wished to be back on the Disney Media List.
Jenn wants us to tell her and Tim their New Years Resolutions instead of helping people in need.