The Slackers are at Epcot to do the Cookie Stroll....
So pretty much it will be 30 minutes of them wandering around World Showcase gorging on cookies and complaining about everything.
Tim is excited he shouldn't get a tummy ache because he can share the cookies and doesn't have to eat a dozen cookies by himself.
The Spirit Jersey that Jenn is wearing looks like she has football shoulderpads underneath it.
We get a cringe "fashion show" from Dim spinning around.
Jenn demanding they go to the Hawaiian Christmas booth first because she wants the salmon NOW!
LOL Jenn utters the phrase "We need to do some quality control"
They complain the salmon portion is smaller, and the pork dish is served on regular sweet potatoes not the purple sweet potatoes.
Jenn is most excited to try the Peppermint Pinwheel Cookie.
They get the Maple Yule Log, and Tim immediately says "It sounds gross, but we'll see" SO WHY DID YOU ORDER IT IF THE DESCRIPTION DISGUSTS YOU.
At about 5:20 Jenn thought she got pooped on by a bird.
Tim keeping up the belief if Jack$on kicks his feet = HE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES IT
They both hate the Yule Log....Jen utters "Unless you like gross stuff, get it!"
Tim's Brain told him that when he ate the Gingerbread Man he thinks it tastes like Pepperoni....I think he's had multiple undiagnosed strokes.
Jenn says it tastes like fennel so she said it's italian sausage.
Jenn lost count on the number of cookies they had before the Gingerbread Cookie, the number was 1.
We get a photoshoot and we get great shots of Dim and Ginns enormous dumpers.
They got the Black and White Cookie and the Pastrami on Rye. Jenn said she wanted to try it the last time they were there, and she already claims she doesn't think it'll be worth it.
Tim forgot to record Santa coming by, and Jenn berates the ever loving crap out of him.
Ginn says it's VERY GOOD, but it's not worth $5.
Tim says the pickle tastes like bread and butter.....but it's spicy....I take it Dim has never had a half sour or sour pickle before.
Dim is correct that sometimes Black and White cookies can have a lemony taste, and Gin completely berates him making fun of his palate.
Dim is very shocked how dense the cookie is.
We get this spawn of Satan shot of Jackson because figuring out White Balance is HARD
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Tim complains about how dense the cookie is because it's making his jaw "work out"
Tim and Ginn complain about the Crinkle Cookie because it doesn't have enough powdered sugar on it.
Next stop is the Linzer Cookie. It's a very crumbly cookie that Jenn struggles to get in her gaping maw.
We get some staged walking with Jack$on and Tim. Tims pants are like 3 sizes too small. Completely devoid of any bulge unless he straps it back.
Apparently they ran out of the completer cookie, so they get a Spaceship Earth cookie instead.,
Jenn finds it funny that the completer cookie is more expensive than the regular cookies.
Tim complains the Christmas Tree is off-centered.
They are apparently taking their last cookie home because their prop, I mean child needs to go home.
Tim hopes that one day they put a Santa Hat on top of Spaceship Earth.
Jenn complains the caramel flavor isn't intense enough.
Their time to help is to spotlight the American Cancer Society.....I wonder if Jenn will make it personal and bring up how she had a loved one die of cancer....The answer is no.