Tim Slacker and now it’s time to buy properly fitting clothes?
...and now it‘s time to put down the kid?
...and now it‘s time to put down the kid?
Bbbuuutttt gguuyzzzz! I’m too busy to read the directions and warnings on medicines. It interferes with my TV binge watching. Besides, it’s an over the counter product. it can’t do any harm.Did these dumbfucks really give their 1 year old child, baby orajel? Every doctor will tell you under 2 NOT to give that to them. JFC. Anything that makes THEIR lives easier. God forbid they make him some baby popsicles. Get one of those boon feeders. I just keep clean damp washcloths in a ziplock bag in the fridge, not the freezer, my son loves them when he’s teething hard; and he’s gotten 6 new teeth in the past 6-7 weeks. It’s been fucking hell here.
I don't get the nighttime routine either. Tim struggles to get him to sleep. How about leave him the f! alone! Timbo just doesn't understand why when he lays him down, he will kick his legs. That is what babies do idiot. That does not mean pick him back up AGAIN and shake him around again. Put him down and WALK AWAY! And for the love of God, what the hell is that light thing now??? Just leave him the dark silence. I don't understand all the extra crap they have going on. Sorry, but they aren't struggling with a difficult baby here guys. He's the most easy going little guy and they have never once given any reason why they need all the extra stuff. I honestly think Jackson would be fine going off to sleep all on his own. And don't even get me started on that sleep sack thing. His arms to so constricted.Goddamn
All I have to say is.... Jenn, we are all SOOOO sick of seeing your stupid face with that terrible skin and god awful pippy mouth
This most recent vlog has me literally fuming
PUT JACKSON DOWN GODDAMN IT AND STOP HOLDING HIM CONSTANTLY!!!
I mean the kid is literally showing how pissed he is being held
My wife and I were questioning their nighttime routine as well. We have a 1 month old and we don't take shifts staying up throughout the night. I get up when she gets up at 4 am and my wife take her around 7 am. But during those in between times we are both sleeping or I'm at work (I leave at 5 am every day). No wonder why they are so tired and can't get anything done. They are staying up all hours of the night for no reason. Christ you don't need to be awake while they are sleeping in the middle of the night. Use the monitor and wake up when he wakes up. Doesn't seem that hard to me. Am I taking crazy pills?I don't get the nighttime routine either. Tim struggles to get him to sleep. How about leave him the f! alone! Timbo just doesn't understand why when he lays him down, he will kick his legs. That is what babies do idiot. That does not mean pick him back up AGAIN and shake him around again. Put him down and WALK AWAY! And for the love of God, what the hell is that light thing now??? Just leave him the dark silence. I don't understand all the extra crap they have going on. Sorry, but they aren't struggling with a difficult baby here guys. He's the most easy going little guy and they have never once given any reason why they need all the extra stuff. I honestly think Jackson would be fine going off to sleep all on his own. And don't even get me started on that sleep sack thing. His arms to so constricted.
It's almost like they've never slept themselves. Do they seriously fall asleep as soon as they lay down and not move at all? Things with kids take time. For people who seem to have all the time in the world, I don't understand why they expect everything to be instantaneousI don't get the nighttime routine either. Tim struggles to get him to sleep. How about leave him the f! alone! Timbo just doesn't understand why when he lays him down, he will kick his legs. That is what babies do idiot. That does not mean pick him back up AGAIN and shake him around again. Put him down and WALK AWAY! And for the love of God, what the hell is that light thing now??? Just leave him the dark silence. I don't understand all the extra crap they have going on. Sorry, but they aren't struggling with a difficult baby here guys. He's the most easy going little guy and they have never once given any reason why they need all the extra stuff. I honestly think Jackson would be fine going off to sleep all on his own. And don't even get me started on that sleep sack thing. His arms to so constricted.
I know you are just messing, but they both speak the truth.New titles (they're funny but not usable)
TheTimTracker and Now it's Time to say goodbye to everything that's free...
M I C K E Y M E D I A
or
TheTimTracker and now it's time to fuck off... Just fuck off Jenn.
Still trying to understand that friendship dynamic. Seems very one sided heavily favoring TTT.And now it's time to get Sparkly and the Mayor to clean your house.
Yeah, at the time I said “wow, Tim needs a bra!”When Tim was folding the shopping bag describing trying to get Jackpot to sleep..... Sheesh his tits are as saggy as Gins. I had a flash of Peter Griffin breastfeeding Stewie in Family Guy. Tim is such a control freak it wouldn't surprise me if that's why he has mamms now.
And then they’d forget about him. Out of sight, out of mind, right?If they let him explore the house on his own, they'd probably lose him under a pile of crap.
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