That is a hell of a complimentI watched the first minute or so as a preview. Do they even have professional equipment? Why the hell is everything so shaky?
I do have to say I love your way with words. Bridge troll and for the love of double bleeping cheeseburgers are today’s favorites.
I’m convinced Tim is seeking an early grave. I wish I was kidding
My kid is a year old...he loves broccoli and double fists it.
Not going to lie...that will change.
But as Nate from PMM would say, it was a "fancy" burger because it was ground filet mignon (I'm sure that's what they said).
And he finally got his massage. I'm SO surprised she didn't go for one too.All the places in New Smyrna and these two greasy shitheads have to eat in the same place twice because yesterday they weren’t treated like the royals they think they are
It cracked me up that they were acting like these concrete dinosaurs were sculpted from life. No Jenn. None of them were accurate depictions and I bet they weren't meant to be.
I agree. They are trying hard to pull it off but it isn't working. They do not look like they are having a good time and it is not fun to watch. I just had today's video on and missed pretty the whole thing until I saw the spa pool area (spa lover here). Even that was not interesting or good.I'm actually watching / scanning - with the volume on for a change! - this latest vlog.
They look whipped. They look exhausted. They look puffy-faced and sleep-deprived, and as if they're mailing it in at this point. Tim doesn't even look like his normally cleaned-up and sharper-dressed (compared to Jenn) self.
Jenn looks - especially eating at Clancy's where her hair is going everywhere, no makeup - like she just woke up. (and damn it - now that fave place of mine is ruined too!)
I know this is going to sound hilarious but this latest vlog makes it look like they actually need a vacation from their vacation.
BUT by that I REALLY mean, GO HOME AND BE NORMAL.
Go home and create a routine and let Tim just go out and film with a somewhat typical schedule like he used to.
They look MISERABLE. Nothing they're saying - where they're trying to act chipper and enthusiastic - is matching up with their facial expressions or general body language.
Even if they are not realizing it, going from hotel to hotel to resort to resort with nothing more than maybe a few days to a week in between is a huge detriment to their physical health. It is draining - plain and simple - because the body can't recognize a routine (i.e. similar eat, sleep, and wake times, same bed, etc. - and this is why people joke so often that they need just that - a vacation *after* their vacation)
MOST importantly - all this stupid hotel-hopping it's a detriment to Jackson's physical / cognitive development, mental health, and well-being.
No, lurkers on here, I'm not saying they're abusing Jackson and to call DCF. BUT no one can say it's normal and healthy to be dragging your <2 year old kid all over creation to stay at #hosteds just "bEcAuSe iT'S yOuR JoB."
In the case of the Trackholes, their job is what they make it. And right now, Jackson is the one "paying the price" for it.
*END RANT*
Exactly and then they also try to mimic the parents. My daughter would eat beef liver with my parents and then she found out daddy wouldn't eat it and so she stopped eating it. Jackson will soon learn he will only want the greasy, fatty food they eat and will shove the healthy vegetables aside.
Yep it’s true! They hardly ever offer him fresh fruits or veggies. It’s a very sad life for Jackson.
When Tim said he couldn't decide between the burger and the French toast so he went with the burger I'm like "uh no you got both, you glutton"!
Not always. My 6 year old has always been a great eater
Not always. My 6 year old has always been a great eater.
My son is also still a great eater but he’s definitely changed his tastes a bit. So I probably have said that might change. Jackson will be a trash eater and have a trash diet because of who his parents are...
