I think that’s what my face looks like when I am catching up with all the shit those fuckers get up too
I think that’s what my face looks like when I am catching up with all the shit those fuckers get up tooThis is how degenerate child is going to look at her and dimmable and going to say I have horrible parents
No need, they got a bottle of vodka in their freezer still.One funny thing about Jenn getting pregnant is that they won't be able to try the $5k Star Wars drink on the Wish.
Cheese stroll is code for sex…with how little Jenn showers her secret tunnel is definitely filled with fromunda cheeseWhatever happened to that “cheese stroll” vlog they were supposed to put out?
Oui oui! Ze cheese comes from the region of Smegma.Cheese stroll is code for sex…with how little Jenn showers her secret tunnel is definitely filled with fromunda cheese
A marathon?? Wow, congrats! That's motivation for me to get off my COVID recovering ass and get back into shape!Cheese stroll is code for sex…with how little Jenn showers her secret tunnel is definitely filled with fromunda cheese
***I had to catch up on nearly 40 pages since Tuesday…you guys have been doing the “lords” work and keeping busy! We adopted a kitten (that makes number 4 added to our cat clan) and I’ve been trying to work my way up to be ready for a marathon on September 4th…it’s been busy
'Mmmmm. Tastes...Star Wars-y!'I'm sure she would have said it was DUH-LISH-US
I’m going to be flat out honest. I did a 10k a week ago and it whooped my ass…so I do not know if I’ll finish a full marathon but I’m sure going to try. I did another 10k today (plus a little extra) and it was definitely easier and I did it a bit faster this time so fingers crossed I’ll feel good enough for the marathon. Honestly, Jenn is my motivation. She is so goddamn disgusting she makes me never want to sink to her level…A marathon?? Wow, congrats! That's motivation for me to get off my COVID recovering ass and get back into shape!
But I'd imagine the average family pays 2 x childcare. When you already pay 1xStanny to do a full time job looking after 1 kid, adding another doesn't mean you pay 2xStanny. Well, they might but they don't NEED to. So whilst they probably still pay more than most to raise their kid, they don't need to be paying substantially more to raise a second.It will cost more for another child.
But not as much as I thought.
Did a quick Google....
“So, how much does it cost to raise a kid? The average cost of raising a child born to a middle-income, married couple is approximately $267,000 (in 2021 dollars) over a period of 18 years — or more than $14,800 a year per child for a typical two-child household according to a U.S. News & World Report.”
On the flip side, Prop-sic-le is another tax deduction.
LOVE IT!!
What a huge conspiracy the big two, Universal and Disney, have against the Oblivious Oaf, Tim!!
Right?!! Imagine how bad that stick smells! Like putrid baconFinally watched the baby video last night. Had to comment on The Period Tracker. Holy shit that is the weirdest thing I have ever heard.
I got the vibe that he was doing the calculations when to have sex because that was the part that really stresses her out.
Filming it in the bedroom was unnecessary. No one needs that visual thanks.
Also the bathroom scene was way too much. No one needed to see the stick you just peed on.
That's if they are able to keep stanny nanny, if they are able to keep her then they might get away with not paying anymore because of the second kid, if they lose her which I assume will happen since they can't keep anyone then the second nanny might already take a higher rate because of two kids an especially because it will be a baby an toddler which is definitely way more work than two slightly older kidsBut I'd imagine the average family pays 2 x childcare. When you already pay 1xStanny to do a full time job looking after 1 kid, adding another doesn't mean you pay 2xStanny. Well, they might but they don't NEED to. So whilst they probably still pay more than most to raise their kid, they don't need to be paying substantially more to raise a second.
I don’t like to think about Jenn’s piss but if I had to…I’d imagine it’s literally thick and brown and smells like Worcestershire sauce and chicharrones that have been sat on a hot car dash for 8 years.But I'd imagine the average family pays 2 x childcare. When you already pay 1xStanny to do a full time job looking after 1 kid, adding another doesn't mean you pay 2xStanny. Well, they might but they don't NEED to. So whilst they probably still pay more than most to raise their kid, they don't need to be paying substantially more to raise a second.
Right?!! Imagine how bad that stick smells! Like putrid bacon
Fast forward 4 years and Jenn is swanning about in her oversized red sparkly gift bag dressRight?!?
And then the Twitter tirade where Jenn told the world that she cut her MIL out of her life when Tim's mom found out (and apparently was soooo upset) that Jenn couldn't have children.
Which I found mighty interesting considering - at the time - I knew that Jaime was adopted (but didn't share that with anyone obvs) and Adam obvs was married with kids so it wasn't like Jenn was the sole person to give Tim's parents grandchildren.
So who knows if Tim's own parents had some fertility issues early in their marriage too?
Jenn is just a fucking liar and an awful rotten fucking person.
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So true. You can bet there are zero lump checks going on either, unless Tim does it. https://giphy.com/RGpTyXMjpTkIgHe can track it her cycle all he wants, but there’s more than just dates. I won’t get gross, but you have to know your body. I know when I’m ovulating, when my period is approaching, if something seems off with my cycle. You need to be able to talk to your doctor about all of these things especially if you or they have any concerns. What must her doctor think when they ask her questions and she’s like:
“Llllllll idk ah-ha-ha ask my husband.”
Ask your husband?
*stupid pursed lips news anchor head nod* followed by the head tilt and breathy “yeahhh.” *open mouth smile*
And breast milk. I did try to find a suitable gif for that too. Bad plan. Terrible plan. But she could swap Jenn Does Shit for an Only Fans with that. Maybe make it a family thing. They won't need Patreon.And in 7 months, she'll have weaponized incontinence.
Hi all!Someone mentioned Pizza Eggs.
Pizza Eggs were gross as hell all least to my palate, but it was oddly enduring. That is back when they still did things relatable as a normal younger couple. Even when she stopped working and Tim still had a 9 to 5 gig, she still did stuff. It was more interesting than anything they do today.
Old TTT let’s save money by making pizza for breakfast interesting. New TTT we have a Nanny even though we work from home and set our own hours.
This triggered THE LIST........they were getting gifted trips and stuff.
If she got pregnant in AMI and names that kid Anna Maria I will46. June - Anna Maria Island house
They just did the 2 nights at Contemporary Hotel
Vacation 47
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