The Tim Tracker #82 Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake

[Southpaw33]

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I’m only 5’6” and I prefer a 3.5 to 4 inch inseam. Anything shorter and I feel like I’m constantly picking it out of my ass which isn’t cute

I honestly haven't worn shorts a lot in the past year or two because I am not super confident in them like I used to be, so yesterday at MK I felt self-conscious in them and was constantly pulling them down just because it felt like I needed to (plus the sweat of 15.5 hours at MK- oof ). I cannot imagine wearing back AND front wedgie () shorts all the time, but especially in vlogs for 100K viewers.

I also forgot to say this, but I saw MULTIPLE women walking through MK with LP dresses on. It was like Attack of the Jenn Clones. Not one woman I saw had a properly fitting dress on. I thought one was Jenn, not even joking. She had the same hair, build, and boobs busting out of her dress. I only knew it wasn't her because she had visible tats.

 

[Blessyourheart]

I'm tall like Jenn (I guess, but I think taller than her), and I can't wear anything smaller at Target because everything is too short. Tshirts, shorts, tanks. I don't want to go for the short-shorts look but I guess Jenn thinks she looks amazing and likes that look.

I am taller than her too & have to be careful what size I buy cause of my long torso. Shorts & one piece bathing suits in particular are hard. I think that’s a problem for Jennbo too- she’s long waisted, but buys for short bodies. tit even when I was skinny kid- I wore long Torso bathing suits. She needs to go to J Crew or Lands End & shop for her body type heavy or skinny.

 

[travesty]

I think wearing a dress to a theme park is stupid. Sure, it might be a little cooler than shorts, but it could get caught on things. Then again, Jenn doesn't go on any rides so I guess that's why it makes sense to her.

 

[Southpaw33]

I think wearing a dress to a theme park is stupid. Sure, it might be a little cooler than shorts, but it could get caught on things. Then again, Jenn doesn't go on any rides so I guess that's why it makes sense to her.

Yeah, I would never, but I can see some dresses might be good in super hot weather.

These hot pink LP dresses were all over the place at MK. Sorry, but that color is not flattering on everyone. Every lady I saw in them looked like they were likely a Tracker stan.

 

[xojamilyn]

Watching the bRoWn RoLlEy CoAsTy vlog and they put their friends vlog in their vlog bc they were too lazy to go meet Mickey and Minnie? Wtf. The Prop is going to be 15 years old and they’re still gonna make him nap everyday at the same time

I think they were honestly ready for him to take a nap when they got there and he was twirling in circles. He probably had a tantrum that Dim got on the brown rolley coasty when J said he didn’t want to go on.

 

[2020planner]

The thing is, I don’t believe you are wrong.
He does throw a tantrum. Not shown on camera.
But you can see the disgust on his face at Tim
(like @xmasbdaygirl said)
At 13:04 J$ makes his demand.
I swear he says please.
Maybe being around Luke and Ethan rubbed off on him.

Yeah, I think I heard it too... unbelievable.

Jenn says J. didn't want anyone to ride it if he didn't (I've got flashbacks of "everyone gets a present!" for a sec when she said that)

Then you can hear him whimpering.

Then he turns around and I hear - "Can I have a bawoon peas"

 

[travesty]

Yeah, I think I heard it too... unbelievable.

Jenn says J. didn't want anyone to ride it if he didn't (I've got flashbacks of "everyone gets a present!" for a sec when she said that)

Then you can hear him whimpering.

Then he turns around and I hear - "Can I have a bawoon peas"

I was amazed to hear people reporting that he said please. Maybe he heard one of the other kids he was with use that word, because I don't think his parents taught him that.

I'm not sure how to feel about Tim going on the ride anyway. On one hand, it seems kinda mean to leave your kid there, almost as a punishment for not going on. On the other hand, I don't think it sends a good message to the kid if he can control other's actions. Just because he didn't want to ride doesn't mean no one should. I'm really torn on which would action would have been best in this case, other than not trying to get him on that ride to begin with.

 

[Usagisakura90]

Did anyone see a stroller with them? It looked to me like they didn’t bring one. He was probably so hot and tired by the time they got to the roller coaster. What happened to them using the AC and fans all over him?

I dont understand why they wouldn't take something to push him in, I remember my younger sister needing a stroller when we went to Disney and she was one who fully rejected going in one by the time she was 2 but still needed one at the parks every time as she'd just get too hot and tired even when she was older too she'd have a clip on fan and one of those mist things and water to keep her cool.

We all know that if J ends up in hospital from dehydration they will capitalise on that so much "he just wanted to go on the roller coasters so much he got sick" or something similar will be said.

 

[canadian]

Honestly, if they did bribe him with a balloon if he went on the ride, then didn't go on the ride, and they gave him a balloon anyways, that's bad parenting too! Kids will learn pretty quickly not to believe any threats you make, if you don't follow through. "Eat your veggies if you want dessert", kid will learn pretty quick, even if they don't eat their veggies, they will get dessert anyways.

That poor kid was so overheated though, they needed to get him cooled down, not focus on the ride.

 

[mjm9]

Just like no one gets between JM and her
moan-y.

Nothing gets in the way of Tim’s enjoyment of a roller coaster!

He is a douchebag making others wait for him.
Like Nick & family, JM and J$ had to do.

 

[snazzynettyy48]

In the beginning of the video they said “are you excited for the brown rollie coastie?” And he literally *shrugged* and they go “YEAHH!”
He has no idea what he wants to do
Also, Jenny adding actual footage of previous videos further proves how they are scrambling to mimic old videos in hopes to increase their views

 

[Snippysnips]

I'm not sure how to feel about Tim going on the ride anyway. On one hand, it seems kinda mean to leave your kid there, almost as a punishment for not going on. On the other hand, I don't think it sends a good message to the kid if he can control other's actions. Just because he didn't want to ride doesn't mean no one should. I'm really torn on which would action would have been best in this case, other than not trying to get him on that ride to begin with.

Honestly I get the whole letting J go off with another parent while dim went on an rode the coaster, the problem being is dim wouldn't have explained it properly to J, I get the feeling that Dim would have been a bit nasty to him with "well I rode it an it was fine" just to spite the kid

If a kid bails an you still want to ride it then you gotta explain to them that it's ok not to want it an there's always another time but that others still want to ride so it's OK to miss an let others go on ahead, of course if you are only there yourself an there's no one else then I'd totally expect to come away from it all together an just let them know it's OK to change their minds an there's other times to do it when they feel ready

 

[LobCheapek]

Every time Dim and Ginn use the phrase “Rolly Coasty” I want to punch my TV.

Yeah, I would never, but I can see some dresses might be good in super hot weather.

These hot pink LP dresses were all over the place at MK. Sorry, but that color is not flattering on everyone. Every lady I saw in them looked like they were likely a Tracker stan.

As a decades long avid lover of LP… it infuriates me that fat witch is ruining it for me.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for women of all sizes wearing Lilly, but I need for Dinnefer to stop wearing it.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Bottom line- stop trying to take a 2 YR OLD on roller coasters! Let him be a kid and enjoy all the attractions at MK! They never let him do anything just for fun- it’s all for clicks & views. They are just manipulative & gross.

 

[CoolWhip]

I meant to quote somebody but I couldn’t find the post again but just to clarify, all 7 of them could be included in the DAS the family 4 + T&J would be the 6. J$ doesn’t yet require a ticket so he also doesn’t count against the DAS slots.

 

[mjm9]

I meant to quote somebody but I couldn’t find the post again but just to clarify, all 7 of them could be included in the DAS the family 4 + T&J would be the 6. J$ doesn’t yet require a ticket so he also doesn’t count against the DAS slots.

So BFF/Nanny Lynn is left out to bake in triple digit weather. Yeah, OK

 

[Boobzmagee]

In the beginning of the video they said “are you excited for the brown rollie coastie?” And he literally *shrugged* and they go “YEAHH!”
He has no idea what he wants to do
Also, Jenny adding actual footage of previous videos further proves how they are scrambling to mimic old videos in hopes to increase their views

All he wants is a puddle and some blueberries. They are creating anxiety for him and he isn't even 3.

 

[TaddleTail3450]

Bottom line: If your child can’t wait in the queue, your child isn’t ready to ride the attraction.

Yet I remember Jenn being one of those people who said they wished fastpass (or whatever it would become) never came back. Because before they were only taking J on rides that had basically no line, and even then, only going on a single ride whenever they went, because unlike a lot of people who come to Disney for a trip maybe once a year, they know they can basically just drive there multiple times a day if they want.

Now that J is big enough to go on more rides (he may not be old enough for things like roller coasters or a lot of the thrill rides, but he can do basically any of the dark rides and rides like Pirates or Frozen that are mostly just slow boat rides with one small drop each), and they actually have to wait in line that take more than 15 minutes, I get the feeling her tune changed.

 

[Webster101]

I hope that sweet little guy wasn't "brown rollie coasty" (that's so stupid) shamed when they got him home!!!
That poor child isn't even 3 and they are pushing/pushing/pushing him. I repeat again, I feel so bad for him..

 

[clipart86]

As the parent of two college kids and a 12 year old, it was interesting to watch the whole Jackson Seven Dwarfs Mine Train situation. First, it seemed as though there was such an overemphasis on how they didn’t force him on it. I’ve deduced that Tim seemed to be really pushing him to go and no matter what editing she did, it would be hard to clean it up, so she pushed the narrative of his choice.

Our 12 year old really loves coasters, so I’ve had to become his coaster buddy because my wife really abhors them. Anyway, he was so excited about Guardians and we finally got a virtual queue time. About two or three minutes before the load, he started getting clammy and nervous about the ride. I talked him through what it was supposed to be like and what we’d seen from the footage out there. I told him that it was his choice if he still wanted to ride even though I knew with how much he’s been loving coasters that this would be a huge hit with him. We got to the load and he was uncomfortable, so I asked if there was any type of child swap or I’d just exit with him. A cast member was super friendly and escorted him out the door at the loading area down to my wife. He still wanted me to ride it along with his brothers and after going on it, I told him that he’s going to love the ride. Now, he’s really looking forward to it, but if he doesn’t want to go for any reason, no worries. I’ll take an Omnimover or boat ride any day. Lol. It’s really obnoxious when people force kids to go on attractions that they don’t want to do. My wife’s parents did that garbage to her repeatedly as a child.