The Tim Tracker #79 Still Spending Their Loot on Everything But Fresh Fruit

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Quasimodo

I just love how the camera never wants to focus on her.


I bet a good father's day gift would have been a wife who showered.

Ginn tries to do a "mommy and me" bit with J$ on the couch (as she stares at herself) but messes up her "script".
"So what time of - what's the time of day is it?"
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Meanwhile the kid can't wait to get out of her grasp.


Why did she sound so "impressed" her "boy genius" kid, who has his own private "educator" for the past 6 months, could count to 6?
 
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Love_the_kitz

It's all or nothing with these two twat waffles. When God was passing out brains seems like they both decided it would be better to get back in the line for extra burgers and sweets.
 
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scopeyscope

Joanie Taylor said:
Timmy being snarky about USBs and Jenn saying she likes being at home (because people here say they hate being at home). I think they were too busy addressing the Tattle checklist that they forgot to orchestrate a fake present for Timbo.
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I actually thought the USB comment was hilarious
 
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xmasbdaygirl

I'm only about 5 mins in but they need to take that step stool thing away from that child and get something more appropriate for his height. Neither of them even tries to correct him when he leans far off to the side. He's going to topple over, it's only a matter of time. Next vlog: well, we learned how the x-ray machine works at the hospital because J$ fell of the kitchen stool and cracked his head on the tile floor.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

It will probably be titled Scariest Bestest Day Adventure!

Ugh. Those two have no business having a child.
 
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Kikichick22

Her black, beady little eyes are so terrifying
 
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SirHiss

Just saw this over on the Meme's thread, thought of ole Timbo immediately

 
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xmasbdaygirl

Just when you think they couldn't possibly be worse parents, they open the cake in front of J$, the cake is for Father's Day. J$ made Tim a father. They tell J$ he can have the cake after dinner. These to fat fucks eat the cake without their kid. Who does that? Seriously, how messed up in the head can you possibly be to do that to your child?
 
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Imbris

You know what, Jenn did a pretty good job with that dinner. The steak looked good. I was waiting for her to leave it in for 10 hours and for it to come out black, but she did it. I'll give her some props.

Okay niceties out of the way. THEY ATE THE ENTIRE CAKE. Let's break down the stats of eating half of this exact cake: 66 grams of sugar (!!!!!), 30 grams of saturated fat (that's 156% of your daily recommended intake).
 
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Joanie Taylor

Yeah, they can pretend all they want that they’re eating healthy. They’d have to give up vlogging altogether if they wanted to stop showing themselves gorging on junk food, because all their videos are food-centred. Theme parks, cruise ships, in the house, every single video revolves around food!

And, funnily enough, Jenn cut out the bit where Jackson was supposed to eat the vegetables. He couldn’t have cake but could have M&Ms, can have a waffle slathered in butter and doused in syrup, but is never seen eating fruit or vegetables.
 
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The REAL Karen McCoy

Nothing says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" like a cup with a picture of your dead buddy, or as Gin calls him, "Brother Bandit" to Jackson.

 
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xmasbdaygirl

The REAL Karen McCoy said:
Nothing says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" like a cup with a picture of your dead buddy, or as Gin calls him, "Brother Bandit" to Jackson.

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Do you remember Brother Bandit? Seriously, Jenn, how dumb are you? J$ replies yes, like the trained prop that he is. Then J$ asks where Bandit is. Because J$ truly has no idea what the hell they are talking about.

I've said this before and I'll say it again...some of these more intimate family moments need to be left out of the vlogs. We don't need to see Tim and Jenn trying to explain (very poorly) to their kid that his dog died.
 
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The REAL Karen McCoy

They are unbelievably selfish, and they only care about themselves! I bet Gin would have made "Brother Bandit" his own steak if he were still alive, but Jackson, well he's not worth a steak... just throw him a bone.



Jackson has to "beg" from the table for scraps, like a real dog, it's so hard to fathom how they treat him.

 
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bakerbetty



So .... that cake is supposed to be 6 SERVINGS! That means dessert alone was 690 calories, 78 carbs - not including dinner and breakfast and i'm sure many snacks...they have to consume 4,000 to 6,000 calories a day. Tim's breakfast was about 2,300 calories, dinner not including dessert around 1100...who knows what massive calorie count lunch was.
 
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