The Tim Tracker #78 Won't Do Anything Unless They Can Film It - Including Paying Taxes

[Quasimodo]

Ginn had to ask Dim if Coronado Springs is a Skyliner resort. She's seriously so stupid. This is supposed to be your "job" of knowing this shit.

 

[Loueylouay]

This rant is called "why"
Why is Tim still feeding Jackson
Why is he still in a crib
Why is J$ wearing a mask in a grocery store but not in the Holy covidy bus in Jamaica or Mexico
Why does Jenn lie that she likes cooking, real cooks do not ready to prepare dinners
Why was this the worst home vlog ever...I mean it really was about nothing and so why oh why am I watching!

 

[Loueylouay]

Ginn's too scared to drive a regular car (that comes with safety features and airbags and is sturdier) in traffic, but using a golf cart is a-okay? I wouldn't want to even be a passenger in a golf cart if I have to share the road with cars even though I don't have a car "anxiety" issue.

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There are some really strange things about her, this being one of many. It's weird she is scared of driving a car but not a golf cart on the same road. It's weird how she puts on make-up for live shows but doesn't even brush her hair for anything else. It's weird she is sometimes sitting in the front or back seat. I don't get her.

 

[Quasimodo]

After being hosted there for the day, will he still have time to deliver everyone’s mail?

 

[Quasimodo]

She just pointed at a comment and Dim said, "I know".

Then there was a long awkward pause as they both stared at something they don't like.

Dim said using Ginn's soap "makes him feel greasy." "I feel like I'm not clean afterwards."
Ginn: "You're just doing it wrong."
Dim: "How am I doing it wrong??"

 

[SirHiss]

Why do their hats instill instant rage in me? They look so stupid!!!!

 

[Quasimodo]

She's basically never going to stop spray tanning now that she's done it for the last few trips and they're always going on trips. Ginn, you'd feel better in a swimsuit if you found one your size at the very least, and didn't eat enough for a family of 6 while in your swimsuit, not if you make your skin orange.

I don't think running 5K a day is cancelling out your diet Dim. Isn't he supposed to magically be able to lose 30 pounds in a month even when he doesn't have wisdom tooth or hernia issues?

Ginn said, "I always want to eat like I'm on vacation the day before I'm on vacation." All your days are vacation dear.

 

[Southpaw33]

Jenn trying on hats with her dirty and greasy "beach hair" (as Tim called it), and they have masks on inside because COVID. Give me a freaking break.

 

[travesty]

Exhibit A in the event Tim has a coronary. He shouldn't be glorifying his burger consumption as much as he does but its ultimately his life and actions. Being petty because of the forums is a weird way of going at it.


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They cannot even spell playlist correctly

 

[JL7791]

What in the actual fuck was that at the end of the vlog??? Was this an attempt at being "affectionate" and "cute"????

The script read like the beginning of a crappy porn video. Are they trying to get Vivid Entertainment to be a sponsor or something??

Ginn "I also want to tell you that right before we started filming Dim told me that I, my aesthetic right now is I look like a cool teacher."
Dim "Yeah...yeahhh yeahh yeah...Cool...do some facts, like, teach me something"
Ginn "Umm...."
Dim "Pythagorean Theorem...why does it go?"
Ginn "You have detention"
Dim "Oh no..."
Ginn "Am I still a cool teacher?"
Dim "What did I do to get detention? I'm so confused"
Ginn "You can't teach me, I'm the teacher"
Dim "I've never had detention, maybe I have"
Ginn "I don't think I've ever had detention"

 

[Jen237]

Well done Trackers for yet another riveting vacation vlog!
- complaint after complaint.
- The beds not right
- no provision of toiletries.
- she wished she’d brought her own pillow, because the provided pillow is not good enough.
- no furniture on her personal assistant’s balcony.
She can’t wait to use the pool, because it’s not like she has her own pool.
Why is their toddler prop still being spoon fed?
Why is prop eating his steak and fries ( not a carrot or broccoli in sight), with his hands?
Why has prop still using a pacifier?
Why does Jenn, a nearly 40 year old woman still have a nose ring?
On the plus side however, Tim actually referred to the toilet as a toilet, I don’t think there was one mention of USB ports ( forgive me if I’m wrong on that).
Lastly am I the only one that gets annoyed when their cousins are referred to “the” cousins, like these kids are an object or a piece of furniture?

 

[Quasimodo]

I will NEVER EVER NEVER EVER INFINITY understand why these dumb ass fucking people gift money, stays, gift cards, drawings, ANYTHING to these fucking vloggers?!? They aren’t celebrities, they aren’t providing any services, they are fucking leeches…THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM

What is wrong with some of these people?

They're just feeling lonely cause they stopped hearing from the Nigerian princes they keep sending their bank account information to, so the next best people to support are the Slackers.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim: We're out in the ocean.
Ginn: We ARE out in the ocean!
....
Ginn: Saaaaannndddd!

Ginn is slightly panicked when Dim says there's fish (...in the ocean), but when he tells her they're white fish, she says. "ohh, okay".

Wow. This is just such amazing footage.

 

[Snippysnips]

Urgh if it is a mouse I can't imagine the amount of mess an damage its done already an will continue to do so especially since they are never going know with never being home or cleaning up

That mouse is gonna be going home and telling its whole family its booked them into CONcEiRgE for the year

 

[quietcandy]

I was going to say congrats to JennBo for getting a better fitting suit but then saw this at 57 seconds into the vlog:

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This is what happens when nobody gives you negative feedback.

LOL i took that exact same screenshot

Plate tracker update for 6/14 vlog: They ate a disgusting amount of food. I know the vlog was over a few days, but seriously.

Tim managed 7 new plates of food. Jenn managed to put away 8. As the above screenshot shows, her body is definitely putting that excess food to use. Backrolls, anyone?

Did anyone catch Tim's weird whisper around 22:25? He's talking about the new beach tent he set up when an alarm goes off, he turns to the side and whispers something, then repeats what he said about the tent. First of all, it was super awkward. Secondly, WHY DID YOU NOT EDIT THAT OUT? This was just the laziest edited vlog they've done in a long, long time.

Jenn, get some skills. You're terrible at this.

 

[ERock11518]

A week. They filmed todays video a WEEK ago. What the hell good are his "updates" a week out? What a joke.

 

[DukeOfKent]

I'm getting some very apt ads served up when I check the Tracker thread: antidepressants and cooking classes!

 

[2020planner]

Creepy.

 

[Quasimodo]

I still don't understand how she put on this outfit and thought, "yes, this looks great, and my burnt orange tan looks amaaaaaazing!" It's like someone set the saturation to 100% on her skin.

 

[Quasimodo]

For fuck's sake.

First, they're still hand-feeding him breakfast like he's 8 months old or doesn't have his own arms and hands. And second, they ask him what he dreamt about at the same time they're trying to put food in his mouth. So what, he's supposed to answer you like a trained puppet with his mouth full? Already teaching him it's okay to have food in your mouth and talk at the same time like the two of them? Can the kid not just eat breakfast in peace??