Why must they keep everything so messy wherever they go?? This is absolutely atrocious
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Probably not, he might accidentally see the news or the real world, other than traveling and being with the same boring adults and appendage- poor little guy!
We have rented at AMI a few times. The first time we didn’t rent a golf cart. All other times we rented a golf cart. That was for ease of access to parking at the beach and going to restaurants. We only took the car when we crossed the bridge for something. We used to have a golf cart in Virginia at our place on the Urbanna River. We live in Winter Garden in the golf cart district, but have yet to buy another one. We normally bike into town to visit the Crooked Can and other places.
Golf carts are cool, but can be VERY dangerous especially if they are lifted, modified for speed,or stretched for additIonal seats. Makes you wonder how JenAnxietyAttack can feel comfortable driving a golf cart especially on a busy street in AMI and not be able to drive a regular car around her hometown. #homemovies
One of my pet peeves is when people put their purses and backpacks and wallets on surfaces where food is supposed to be served and prepared, and they ALWAYS do this with their own kitchen. And yet they have the nerve to witch about the hand soap in the house. Let's not pretend they actually even wash their hands with soap - Ginn probably wipes her hands on her vagina shorts and Dim licks every inch of his fingers.
Very true butttttttttttttttt would they actually use it? Seems they'd get bored really fast & their stans wouldn't like it- it's not like it's boring and the same crap over and over now.... Food for thought?
I’m so sorry. These are exactly the types of scenarios that piss me off. Someone like you and your family who are busting ass to be REAL people and you have to scrimp and scrape just to have a shot at family time. Meanwhile these two ungrateful assholes literally have it handed to them and what do they do? Hire a nanny. Ignore their kid. Go on $100,000.00 of vacations in under a year. It’s BULLSHIT. And no it’s not jealousy for the record, duck them both in their fat dumpers
Unfuckingbelievable!!! We used to travel with a couple that left shite everywhere. That lasted 3 trips after the 2nd trip we asked them very politely to pick up after themselves and not to leave everything in the common areas. When the same thing happened on the 3rd trip, that was the last trip together at the same house/condo. They had to get their own.
How utterly disrespectful of the Trackholes for the other people they are sharing the house with. They must rationalize that either they paid for it or they grifted it, so it’s THEIR place. #homemovies
Her eyes terrify me (Jenn not Charlize). They are two beady little holes filled with tit and surrounded by orange. It’s a nightmare
They're on vacation so often, I'm surprised they don't have a 'go bag' packed and ready at the door for emergencies like Criminal Minds/Fbi etc. Only theirs wouldn't be for solving crimes or national security, it would be to escape when the dishes need done or the counter cleared.
I wouldn’t be able to stand that either! When we were in Clearwater a few weeks ago in our upgraded 3 bedroom suite (cause our room had a leak)- I could have thrown tit everywhere since it was just two of us. But that drives me nuts! I straighten up every afternoon. They are straight up slobs all the time. Most people grow out of that, but not these two.
I agree T3a. I wouldn't put it passed them to get short tempered and be rougher with him than they should be. I genuinely don't think they would be physically very abusive, but verbally is more likely. Jenn will get manipulative and do damage. Otherwise I think he's more likely to suffer a bit more with neglect like the toaster oven or coffee. You know what it's like, take your eyes off them for a second and thats when they hurt themselves or wander off. Happens to the best of us at some point but they are so distracted by that damn camera.
'She say she livin', but I kinda think she's brain dead'..... Permanent Vacation.
I love Aerosmith but I didn't know they wrote this song for Jenn
YOU GUYZZZ! It’s raining here in Ohio, a tropical storm is over me!
If Im driving somewhere on vacation. Im taking my own pillows, maybe my own blanket. Definitely my own toiletries! And the whole sock thing is NASTY AF! CVS sells basic bath needs aka a wash cloth or Lufa!
If Im driving somewhere on vacation. Im taking my own pillows, maybe my own blanket. Definitely my own toiletries! And the whole sock thing is NASTY AF! CVS sells basic bath needs aka a wash cloth or Lufa!
Why the hell does the nanny have to be at the beach with them? Why they’re in a house with family coming, why the hell does she need to be there. I thought she was a nanny/schoolteacher it’s not school time. I thought that was her main thing to teach him it’s such bull crap. So when they’re playing with Jackson in the pool tell me what is the nanny doing why is she there. And dear God Jen do not wear that bathing suit seriously the girls are trying to come out of it, a little too tight there 
That’s about like the damn Lilly Pulitzer long blue dress. Wear a tank under that! Nobody wants to see that!Why the hell does the nanny have to be at the beach with them? Why they’re in a house with family coming, why the hell does she need to be there. I thought she was a nanny/schoolteacher it’s not school time. I thought that was her main thing to teach him it’s such bull crap. So when they’re playing with Jackson in the pool tell me what is the nanny doing why is she there. And dear God Jen do not wear that bathing suit seriously the girls are trying to come out of it, a little too tight there
We don’t vacation frequently. Sometimes we’ll do the occasional overnight/2 nights locally or Tampa or Cocoa…and even I have a bag of “staples” that I have packed at all times. So I don’t forget anything integral. JennyDumpsterAss is just far too stupid to be that prepared
They went to CVS and Jenn bought herself a loofa but needs to use a bleeping sock for The Miracle.
I was SCREAMING “WHY THE duck DIDNT YOU BUY THE KID A LOOFA?!?” Is he too delicate or something?
Jenn probably thinks the sock is a very clever life hack and will have a TikTok on that out sometime in 2025.
I can’t wait to see what LP dress Jenn squeezes into for the stanny’s wedding if they’re invited, and where she’ll guilt Tim into renewing their vows because of FOMO. She’s already mentioned she wish they could get married at Aulani
Picture it a year from now - them expecting the bride to hand feed their 3 year old so they can take advantage of the open bar and awkwardly avoid small talk with any other adult.
Picture it a year from now - them expecting the bride to hand feed their 3 year old so they can take advantage of the open bar and awkwardly avoid small talk with any other adult.
Wait... so they went back to the store for ice cream, but couldn't walk 50 ft back to the blueberry festival to get blueberries for their son? I see where their priorities lie...
Well, they also forgot salsa, so that too. I think they may have picked up some more cookies too.
My wife thinks he had it hooked to the shopping basket, which could be a way to avoid any camera bans.
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