The Tim Tracker #67 Jenn you are a witch

[xmasbdaygirl]

I just find it odd. She has blown thousands on clothes. If she doesn't fit in clothes, why would Jenn spend time digging through her massive closet to find a maternity dress that is ugly and unflattering to wear? This seems like too much work to go to for someone who buys new clothes for every trip. Unless she is feeling nostalgic about being pregnant and is trying to relive that.

I mean very recently pregnant. She said she wasn't pregnant, like she said she didn't have covid but had faint lines. I like how we believe her for some things and other things we never believe her?

I'm going with not pregnant. I don't think she would have gone on the Aqua Duck or Pelican Plunge if she even remotely thought she might be pregnant. The cruise was, what 3 weeks ago? Plus she drank a shitload on that cruise.

Maybe she's wearing the maternity top for a good luck kind of thing? Maybe it wasn't an actual maternity top but like a size 20-22 and it's what fits her best right now. Either way, horizontal stripes are not her thing. She should burn that top.

 

[Southpaw33]

I'm going with not pregnant. I don't think she would have gone on the Aqua Duck or Pelican Plunge if she even remotely thought she might be pregnant. The cruise was, what 3 weeks ago? Plus she drank a shitload on that cruise.

Maybe she's wearing the maternity top for a good luck kind of thing? Maybe it wasn't an actual maternity top but like a size 20-22 and it's what fits her best right now. Either way, horizontal stripes are not her thing. She should burn that top.

Yeah, I don't think she was, or believed she was, pregnant on the cruise.

I think it's a dress, not a shirt.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I think it's a dress

Either way, dress/top throw it on the fire pit. Horizontal stripes are not good on her.

If she even remotely thought she was pregnant on that cruise, they would have done some Mickey gimmick announcement like they did in Aulani. There's no way they wouldn't have taken full advantage of the Mouse.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Thing is Tim's at that point in the relationship where he can see school friends on social media having fun, enjoying life with their kids, and regularly socialising. However thanks to some poor judgements and some consistent bending over, he's found himself stuck in a bland marriage to the hot chick who's slowly lessened her care in herself to become a luke-warm mess. The kid he has isn't really interested in the things he expected them to be into (aka.. all the cool stuff he likes) and his wife constantly keeps remotely hinting at having a second child, not that it'll happen, but to give him faint hope of a larger family.
He's lost his ability to concentrate on a hobby, as the vlog which has now become their primary source of income is taking ever more time off them to produce, which in turn has also turned them into treating each other more as business partners, reliant on the income to survive. Hence why they need to keep splurging on material items and expensive stays, in the hopes that each time, this splurge will be the one that brings that missing set of happiness back into their lives.

You saw glimmers of it during the Roy O Disney suite tour, hence why their doing it again, under the belief that's the life they need to be in to be happy. Its the same smile that Tim had when he got his Lego set at Christmas, and when he got his chance to geek out on the galactic star cruiser.

See Tim's weakness is 'substance' abuse. what was originally subdued with recreational alcohol and a little smoke is now changed to hording stuff. He needs that 'desirable' material item, be it exclusive Lego, concierge level access, DVC access, etc. Something that gets him a perk level above the normal person, to justify his value to society and to justify where he fits in the social status of his peers. It's also the reason he puts up with as much crap as he does from Jenn, as if he's using the perks as a way of balancing the scales for how far she's fallen since he fell for the 'Hot chick' who was well above his league.

This is a spot on observation and such a well written post.

Tim needs to hang out with people like Adam The Woo more often, maybe it will help keep him grounded and bring him back to earth. What is his social life like anyways? Jenn, Lynn (Jenn II), the Buddy, nervous fangirls in the parks, the social media teams around town while begging for invites..? That’s it?

How does Tim decompress from the stressful environment of the theme parks and his constant anxiety about covid? He seems genuinely happy and relaxed when he is doing Legos, why doesn’t he start a second channel / stream of income dedicated to just Legos? I don’t know what that genre is like on YouTube, but I’d imagine there’s plenty of watch minutes in a time lapse of a long build. It would give him an opportunity to decompress the way he likes to, monetize another hobby of his, and still gives him the opportunity to buy expensive tit.

or you know, continue to stuff your face with theme park junk food from the company that gives you your entire lifestyle but is still somehow never fully satisfying

 

[bakerbetty]

Her mama June dress was a maternity dress - she outgrew it. Yikes! #embarrassing ... Who knows, maybe she bought the stripped disaster again recently in a much bigger size?

 

[Southpaw33]

Either way, dress/top throw it on the fire pit. Horizontal stripes are not good on her.

If she even remotely thought she was pregnant on that cruise, they would have done some Mickey gimmick announcement like they did in Aulani. There's no way they wouldn't have taken full advantage of the Mouse.

I don't think she thought she was pregnant on the cruise, like I already said. I get it, nobody wants to believe she is pregnant, or wants her to be. She said she isn't. I am just speculating like we do about crazier tit. The blood test and feeling tired and unwell stuff is strange to everyone. I can see it being milked for views one way or the other.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

check this out!

Taking shots every time the slackers mention the concierge

 

[Holmes83]

Oh boo frickity hoo Jenn with your “allergy attack.” I’ve been sick all freaking week and had to go to work every damn day in what is one of our most obnoxiously busy weeks where I’ve been screamed at by the lovely general public over issues I have zero control over while basically running three departments at the same time. All I wanted was to be able to stay home and sleep, even for half a day. Woe is her.

But hey, at least tomorrow is Friday!

 

[Firefly03-K64]

It's super weird considering she bought at least a grand in Lily Pulitzer clothes. I know some people will keep some maternity clothes for postpartum and beyond, especially if they are planning on having another, but J$ is two plus now. What's especially weird is she had lost the majority of the baby weight at one point which made me think she would've gotten rid of them for sure. But then again, the Trackers seem to hoard everything.

I do think if she was actually pregnant they would exploit it for all it's worth. One of the first times I got super annoyed with them was when they were acting like there was something genetically wrong with J$ and were talking about going to specialist and monetizing the whole thing.

Something is genetically wrong with J$. It's called his parental units. They are as crappy as it gets and they go out of their way to stunt development in their offspring.

I'm going with not pregnant. I don't think she would have gone on the Aqua Duck or Pelican Plunge if she even remotely thought she might be pregnant. The cruise was, what 3 weeks ago? Plus she drank a shitload on that cruise.

Maybe she's wearing the maternity top for a good luck kind of thing? Maybe it wasn't an actual maternity top but like a size 20-22 and it's what fits her best right now. Either way, horizontal stripes are not her thing. She should burn that top.

She's wearing her old maternity clothes because that's all that fits her fat ass anymore. She was skinnier in her boobs, arms, legs, etc when she was 8+ months pregnant. She just refuses to go shopping for real sizes that really actually fit her now.

 

[JssLG317]

This is a spot on observation and such a well written post.

Tim needs to hang out with people like Adam The Woo more often, maybe it will help keep him grounded and bring him back to earth. What is his social life like anyways? Jenn, Lynn (Jenn II), the Buddy, nervous fangirls in the parks, the social media teams around town while begging for invites..? That’s it?

How does Tim decompress from the stressful environment of the theme parks and his constant anxiety about covid? He seems genuinely happy and relaxed when he is doing Legos, why doesn’t he start a second channel / stream of income dedicated to just Legos? I don’t know what that genre is like on YouTube, but I’d imagine there’s plenty of watch minutes in a time lapse of a long build. It would give him an opportunity to decompress the way he likes to, monetize another hobby of his, and still gives him the opportunity to buy expensive tit.

or you know, continue to stuff your face with theme park junk food from the company that gives you your entire lifestyle but is still somehow never fully satisfying

I actually do watch a lot of lego YouTubers. My oldest son and I have a Lego city we build (and redo) on 2 8x3 foot tables. So we watch certain vloggers to get ideas and tips. Tim could get away with a Lego channel like Tom Does Disney has and just build and talk. Not sure how much revenue it would bring in. But many of the Lego channels give tips and advice on how to get a certain look for a build or how to find sets at a discount, etc. Or how they organize. I think we all know the trackashians have zero organizational skills. If anyone is bored, check out the channel Kragle Creations. This guy has built an entire Magic Kingdom out of Lego. It’s crazy and awesome.

 

[2020planner]

She's wearing her old maternity clothes because that's all that fits her fat ass anymore. She was skinnier in her boobs, arms, legs, etc when she was 8+ months pregnant. She just refuses to go shopping for real sizes that really actually fit her now.

Exactly. She's worn her maternity clothes before as she's started to gain weight again. @bakerbetty showed the pic too of one such example. You're spot on. That's what she feels comfortable in. And some of them may not even be "technically" maternity wear; they may just be larger sizes that she bought while pregnant. And some of those Lilly dresses may actually not even be that comfortable for her to wear - but she bought them for the cruise and felt the need to wear that boob-busting orange monstrosity of a too-tight babydoll dress for that single reason.

I don't think she's pregnant. I'm w/ the camp that she'd *not* keep telling us she's *not* pregnant. Instead, they'd leave it ambiguous and then do a big reveal again - something over-the-top to top the last "reveal" at MK.

Plus she's been drinking a tit ton of and eating crap. I think, in reality, they're "trying" but not really trying ...aka too busy living the "good life."

 

[CoolWhip]

I don't think she thought she was pregnant on the cruise, like I already said. I get it, nobody wants to believe she is pregnant, or wants her to be. She said she isn't. I am just speculating like we do about crazier tit. The blood test and feeling tired and unwell stuff is strange to everyone. I can see it being milked for views one way or the other.

i also think she is newly pregnant and having morning sickness. I think the big announcement will be on the Mother’s Day cruise.

 

[Southpaw33]

i also think she is newly pregnant and having morning sickness. I think the big announcement will be on the Mother’s Day cruise.

Definitely possible. It isn't like this speculation is as crazy as some stuff that has been said here. It is just speculation, because nobody here knows anything for sure. In the last few weeks we have seen people say all of them had COVID, Stanny has COVID, Stanny was fired, Tim has a serious disease, Jenn had face work done, Tim was getting a tummy tuck or vasectomy during or instead of a hernia surgery.. It is just what we do here. I personally feel all this mentioning of Jenn not being well, vaguely mentioning being so tired, saying it was like allergies, then saying she took COVID tests and it isn't that but she has blood work coming up, is strange. Why even mention it? Just say you are sick and move on. I am just speculating that that will come into play later, with a stupid clickbait vlog one way or the other. This idiot posted a "we're sad" video with a fake dramatic thumbnail and got more fking clicks and views than videos at parks with Tim.

Just saying it is possible she believes she is pregnant right now (not 3 weeks ago, but now) and is dragging this tit along saying she isn't or because she took some faint lines at-home test like she does with COVID. She could just be getting fatter by the day also, and wants to wear her ugly pregnancy dress she wore in the good old days. Maybe she actually went into her Container Store closet and cleaned it? Wait, that's going too far.

 

[Typzee Teepee]

Im more offended by them changing it to witch. As a wiccan, I can assure you she is not one of us.

Congrats on your suggestion being chosen though. Shame it was censored, didn't think that was this site's style.

Agreed, as a Pagan and practicing witch i felt she certainly isnt deserving of the title

 

[DukeOfKent]

I can't stop reading and I REALLY need to get back to work. Is this what Jenn feels like everyday?

Nah... Jenn doesn't read.

 

[Southpaw33]

Speaking of speculation, there is no way Tim didn't get his hair dyed, right? It so obviously switched colors recently from sort of lighter with almost a golden tone to it and now it is dark as tit.

Someone recently mentioned his side grays on here. And in the "boys day" vlog, he was wearing a baseball cap (since when?) and then later after his hair appointment it was super DARK.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Nah... Jenn doesn't read.

She DOES read, too much actually because she is always reading instead of editing or watching her child or properly grocery shopping instead of opening meal boxes every single day. But she only reads internet comments that may or may not be about her

 

[Loueylouay]

This is a spot on observation and such a well written post.

Tim needs to hang out with people like Adam The Woo more often, maybe it will help keep him grounded and bring him back to earth. What is his social life like anyways? Jenn, Lynn (Jenn II), the Buddy, nervous fangirls in the parks, the social media teams around town while begging for invites..? That’s it?

How does Tim decompress from the stressful environment of the theme parks and his constant anxiety about covid? He seems genuinely happy and relaxed when he is doing Legos, why doesn’t he start a second channel / stream of income dedicated to just Legos? I don’t know what that genre is like on YouTube, but I’d imagine there’s plenty of watch minutes in a time lapse of a long build. It would give him an opportunity to decompress the way he likes to, monetize another hobby of his, and still gives him the opportunity to buy expensive tit.

or you know, continue to stuff your face with theme park junk food from the company that gives you your entire lifestyle but is still somehow never fully satisfying

I agree with everything except I don't think, even in her glory, Jenn was that hot. Just average. My husband and I are business partners, we work all day together but we definitely don't look at our relationship like they do even though the business would fall apart if something happened to one of us since we have separate talents. Their life is sad. Definitely not jealous. J$ is a sweet boy and they are missing everything.

 

[Quasimodo]

Speaking of speculation, there is no way Tim didn't get his hair dyed, right? It so obviously switched colors recently from sort of lighter with almost a golden tone to it and now it is dark as tit.

Someone recently mentioned his side grays on here. And in the "boys day" vlog, he was wearing a baseball cap (since when?) and then later after his hair appointment it was super DARK.

Is it too much to hope for a scenario in which his hair dye starts dripping down the side of his face on a hot day a la rudy guiliani? I guess he's too concierge-y to do his own at-home (hair) dying and do one of those brush-in type of dyes, but that would have me cackling the way they cackle at "my fajitas".

 

[BusyMum68]

Well the new Vlogg is up - sadly it contains all three of them. Its good to see Ginn and Tim taking on board our feedback about their eating - Tim attempting to be healthy with a Vegan hamburger, Gin with a meat and salad roll. (of course they then both abandoned any attempt to be healthy by adding a thwack of chips and melted cheese (bUt ItS VeGaN) and brownie and ice cream.) All those pounds are gonna sneak back on, Tim!

I did notice however (again good to see they are taking our feedback) they seemed to be asking J$ more open questions and pausing so he can answer rather than just speaking for them. Still no Lynn - that must be one heck of a cruise.......