The Tim Tracker #60: Have an Oinktastic Day!

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Stanny Lynn was sitting so close to J$ during breakfast. Those picnic tables are quite large & there was no reason for her to be right there… unless she had to feed J$, of course
J$ probably snuggled closer to Stanny cause he could eat when and what he wanted without having a vise applied to his wrist, the food moved out of his reach and being told “no, Buddy!”
 
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Food reviews should be done in voice over format with photos and that they order several dishes so we can see the options but again with photos and not view gluttony in real time. Usually you can't even hear what vloggers are saying in noisy restaurants and I absolutely do not need to see them eating it. Plus the usual descriptions have to go...oh that has a kick, cooked perfectly, seasoned perfectly, fall off the bone. And none of them know how to pronounce au jus!
 
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And how can every single filet be "cooked to perfection"?
I'm looking at you, Taylor from WDWCouple.

Love Magic Dads. That's why I never bring them up here. This is a Tattle thread content place and I don't think they belong here in any negative way. (You didn't, I'm just saying why I don't mention them)
 
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Ginn is pretty busy living in another reality on twitter with her Peppa Pig responses.

I'm sure J$ is really constantly asking when they can go back. And I'm sure there'll be another video from there "super soon". And "he wouldn't take the ears off" except when his egg donor insisted on wearing them herself. And he definitely wasn't nonstop smiling... But okay, Ginn, pretend it was a magical perfect family day + the sister wife.





 
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My nominee for a way too early thread title that won't be relevant in a week as I'm behind and still have the Peppa pig vlog in my mind. Jackson with the existential question...


The Tim Tracker #61 Where are we going?
 
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It just boggles my mind that Shanny Lynn needs to go everywhere with the Trackholes. What other educator spends every waking hour with the family of her student?? They are clearly taking advantage of her (eg. making her drive the golf cart and they sit in the back).
 
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Dim, stop licking your fingers. Set some hand sanitizer outside of the RV or something to have handy.



"Let me lick my fingers, get my licked fingers all over this skewer, and hand the skewer to my toddler who is also going to be touching everything and licking his own fingers."

The family that licks together stays together?

Edit: This RV LITERALLY has a sink outside.
 
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I was going to comment on the latest video, but you guys covered everything I was going to say
I think they only did this video to make it look like they are a wholesome family having fun
In reality: we gotta make the stupid s’more’s so we can film it
Tim, you sit by the stanny so I can hog J and pretend to be a mom
You film me saying this is the best trip EVER!
Here, I’ll put on my new germ filled tee so I can flex
Let’s not tell our viewers any info on prices in the video, then we can do a LIVE afterwards to tell the info people might want when watching a TRAVEL vlog!
Oh, I can wear my other new tee for that too!
Film me licking my fingers again, the Stan’s love that!
 
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Just catching up. Haven't watched the latest "Fort" vlog yet.

So I did an experiment for science. I counted the number of times they said Jackson vs Buddy/Bud in the Peppa Pig video.

Drum rolllllllllllllllllll....



J$
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx - 14

Buddy/Bud
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx - 46

It's ludicrous!!!! 46 times in a way too long 45 minute video??? FFS

Other gripes in no particular order;

Still can't use a damn fork



Ginn thinks she's a mind reader



So many things pissed me off in that video. I doubt it's going to get any better w/ the Fort vlog. Lol
 
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I wouldn't imagine there feels like much of a difference driving an electric automatic and a golf cart. Basically bumper cars.

Multiple orgasms for JennyDrySocket.
Why are you calling her that? She's not the one that blew a blood clot after a tooth extraction. Tim did. Of course, Jenn may have a dry secret tunnel but it's more likely slimy.
 
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Why are you calling her that? She's not the one that blew a blood clot after a tooth extraction. Tim did. Of course, Jenn may have a dry secret tunnel but it's more likely slimy.
Tim has 2 dry sockets, one in his mouth, one he married.

Unless, of course, she’s pondering buying more crap.
 
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This has got to be one of the ugliest shirts I've seen, especially the sleeves. At first I thought she was half-wearing her other Columbia jacket over a grey sweatshirt.
 
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Tim: "the horse in front of me just farted!"
Shortly thereafter - "the horse just pooped and peed!"
Did that really need to be left in?

The Tim Tracker #61 - Ding Dang Horse Farts!
 
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Trigger warning, I'm going to defend the Slackers:
She dies her hair to look like J$, why can't he wear the Peppa ears to look more like his mom? He's just a courteous young man.
 
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slimy and smelly. With her infrequent showers and super tight bike shorts and leggings, she’s making sourdough starters on the side for cash.

 
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