The Tim Tracker #57 Kid? What Kid?

[Tess2021]

So, mask on mask off? How does he decide which people are ok to take photos without a mask on

My idea for thread title: The World is our grease stain

 

[Katnip78]

I’m starting to think this woman is more of a personal assistant. They would never say that, so they came up with the educator excuse because technically they probably asked her to work with him. She may be a babysitter overall, but I just have a feeling she’s been hired to do whatever they need…just in time for Tim’s upcoming surgery too.

 

[scopeyscope]

Congrats @scopeyscope! It's a good one!

Thanks!

Honestly are enough sports fans booking this place solidly to justify turning what would be a beautiful mansion into an atrocious eyesore?

And why in the hell can she not put herself together just for one fucking day instead of always looking like she just rolled out of bed which we know she probably did but still you’re going to tour a mansion on camera meet the owner and you looked like that?!

 

[shaunnaj86]

2 nights for free in some tacky “mansion”? Ok. Let’s go during the coldest week Florida will have all year lol
We wouldn’t want to swim or hang out on the 54 acres- but wait, we have WINTER gear now!
Let’s take the nanny, I mean TEACHER along so she can play, I mean Teach Jackson while we do nothing
Why do we need both of them to show these rooms/houses now? Tim used to always do that part solo
Why do we need greasy spice along to run her mouth in every room?
They could of shown the house and given us info on it without staying there lol
They didn’t really give any details except you can add on a personal chef and it’s really reasonable if you bring 40 people
The house did look better in the video with the dog lol

This! The first 2 rooms I believe, Tim was by himself and although incredibly tacky, I was like "this tour isn't too bad". Them Boom his stanky shadow pops in to laugh at nothing and butt into things he is trying to explain. He would have his camera pointed straight ahead with her not in sight and she would start talking and purposely move herself into the camera line. Screw off. We don't like you, nor do we like to hear your dumb commentary on things or see your dirty self. Man. Go take care of your child or make your family some lunch you useless waste of flesh. Sorry. lol.

 

[Quasimodo]

I'm really disappointed in Dim, hot dog lover, not even knowing the name of Joey Chestnut. I know of him cause he's a local guy, but like, he's the hot dog eating champion for multiple years in a row. Come on, Dim. And Joey Chestnut got to be on the actual Amazing Race.

At least in the blacklight bowling alley room, housekeeping knows where to find the stains that need cleaning:

This looks so... clean and mansion-y:

Also, why are they so fascinated with seeing deer?

 

[bten1989]

Cannot believe (actually with the Trackholes I suppose I can) that they brought Nanny Lynn on a freaking nature walk (we don't "hike" here in Florida, it's far too flat to consider it hiking lol). If any delusional stans still believe that this woman is soley an educator, they're truly out of their minds. You don't bring a tutor, teacher, etc. along on a day trip to a nature trail. She is 1000% a NANNY/BABYSITTER. Plain and simple.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I bet Dim starts fucking the nanny

If he can't film it, he's not doing it.

A stan bumped into Tim at Universal today and gave him a rock for J$. People seriously walk around theme parks with things, just in case they bump into Tim? That's alarming. This was in the comments. I'm assuming this is sarcasm...I HOPE it's sarcasm.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I forgot to add. Whoever decorated the mansion MUST be blind. 100% blind.

It’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. What a perfectly good waste of 54 acres

 

[quietcandy]

Tim is apparently also getting his wisdom teeth out today.

I had mine out like 15 years ago and my extraction was super easy and I STILL was down for a few days afterward absolutely not wanting to do ANYTHING because I was in pain and tired from the meds. Who wants to bet he's up and about pushing himself by tomorrow because his useless wife can't do anything herself?

 

[VloggerCritic]

So who is driving TimBo home from his wisdom teeth extraction? The nanny? Jenn? A friend or relative?

They stated a New Year's goal of wanting a 2nd child and she's sad in February they haven't conceived yet? WTF? She looks away from the camera so much during the infertility discussion seems like she is lying about something...

 

[travesty]

That mansion is so damn fugly. I cannot stand when every single wall has stuff on it. It looks so cluttered.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

She's disgusting for making J$ do the pay the price thing. I imagine that pissed Tim off. That's his thing and she made J$ do it without Tim being there.

Jenn is going on and on about how J$ was the perfect piece to their puzzle and their family is complete....but, we need another prop for clicks and views. She also pretty much confirmed that there was absolutely no medical intervention with her supposed infertility. Because an infertility specialist would immediately try to figure out where the trouble lies--him or her, combo of both. Things to try, things to do. Nope, she's always thought the problem might be her. She is absolutely a vile human being. She does not deserve another child.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

T-ball's the best!
Come on... kids running the bases backwards? That one smart alec kid "on the bench" (like these kids ever sat down anywhere that wasn't in the middle of the outfield picking dandelions) stomping on his glove saying "Man, now we gotta subtract a home run."

You're too right though. Everything Jackson does in life will be for the views. They'll promote that he's above ordinary to the point that the child starts having anxiety fearing he's not meeting their expectations.

I agree, t-ball is way more entertaining than soccer. I will say, now that my softball players are older, I'm seeing some of the best dandelion pickers sign on to play college ball.

J$ is never going to play t-ball, soccer, whatever sport. Aside from the clicks, there is no way in the world those two are going to be able to be at the field on Saturday for a 9am game. Or any time game. They aren't going to let their lives be dictated by J$'s schedule, they can't even manage to keep their own schedule. I'm talking to you Tim, missing the 15 minute fireworks show.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

J$ is really bratty to Jenn. I'm not hungry. I'm not tired. I'm loving every second of it. Give them hell J$!!!!!

That maroon fleece needs to be burned at this point. It's gross and it makes her look even heavier and greasier.

 

[Whatthevlog]

So Tim has a hernia, but he's moving a couch downstairs by himself??? WTF.

 

[Love_the_kitz]

So the nanny is nothing more than a paid friend for Jackson and Jenn.
Very sad for the little guy. How old does he have to be for his life to actually count as worthy for having real friends?

 

[Lankylamb]

They can't send him to Pre-school because of Covid but the 'Educator' can take him to Magic Kingdom

 

[scopeyscope]

Exactly, they talk at him like he is a trained animal. I would not be surprised if the edit out the parts where they whistle, snap, and clap to get his attention. Bojo Poppins also seems to have completely given in to their BS parenting standards already.

What the heck was with the “Shaquille O’Neal is a basketball player that is very tall and this is his shoe” or whatever crap it was that came out of Tim’s mouth… the kid is two years old he has no clue what the fuck you’re talking about shut up dude

 

[MmAnaheim]

I don’t even know how I am going to bring myself to hate watch this one. I might need my husband here to restrain me.

“Terrible twos”??? More like “your mild mannered kiddo doesn’t want to be treated like a fucking puppet anymore and you are pissed about it”

FUCK

YOU

JENN

The confetti part really rubbed me the wrong way. Jackson was sad that in FEBRUARY you are cleaning out the vacuum you used in early JANUARY and he saw confetti...so to placate him they forced him to make his own confetti (which he clearly didn't want to do until forced into it). When will they clean that mess up? March? Jenn acted that whole time like Jackson was sooo misbehaved and it was stressful...but all I saw was a slightly confused, hyper child that needed adult patience to explain why he couldn't play in the trash.

I sort of hope they don't have another child to hand off to the nanny. Some of us deal with fertility issues like PCOS and would kill to have a Jackson and the privilege to be a SAHM....

 

[2020planner]

Tim Tracker... gotta love the affordable options they always show their stans.

I did 5 days random in March (before Easter but after most Central Fla spring breaks) and this is what it came out to.
(and five random days in May knocked it down about $1,000)

And 5 random days in June (summer vacation) was this -