The Tim Tracker #45 Don't 💩 where you eat

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Looking back at Jennyturdline's "magical week" () tweet, they do go back to Disneyland on the second day to at least take cheesetastic "can't you tell our life is perfect as I throw my prop into the air for likes?" in front of the "baby" castle, since their prop is wearing different clothes (and Jennyturdlines is sporting her other ugly Harry Styles shirt). So it's possible that they either skipped CA Adventure (except for Dim doing Oogie) or barely spent time there which is also a shame. What a terrible vacation! I hope Grand Californian and Disneyland stood their ground and didn't offer these dips any "magical moments".
 
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She must’ve lost interest in trying to photoshop her pics to make her look thinner. Her ass is HUGE!!
 
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That’s the best they could do? Embarrassing. My 2 year old is sick with croup, so even he had a better outfit than Jackson and these hillbillies
 
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So they bought matching overalls and gingham shirts which they'll never wear again.
So thrifty Is this a thing in Florida? Do the parents dress up for trick or treat?

Farmers with a pimpkin. Got it. Should have added a pile of cow manure for authenticity... oh wait.. no, I see it now.
 
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I think it’s cute, plenty of reasons to hate on them, but this isn’t one..
At least there will be candy in the house for timbinge.
 
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Yeah she already knows her rear doesn't look good she tried pulling her shirt down as soon as she knew TimBo was filming it.
 
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I think it’s cute, plenty of reasons to hate on them, but this isn’t one..
At least there will be candy in the house for timbinge.
Agree. I like family costumes , I just don’t like that they picked such a warm costume for Baby J.
 
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14.28 It’s actually Dim who states “Sorry Buddy, Walt didn’t have enough money” They both make fun of the size of our castle.
 
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I agree with the above poster. I think its a cute costume idea. The theme seems to be pumpkin farmers and J is their pumpkin.
Yes it would be cute for almost any family but in their case I realized they dressed their son up as a product that is sold. Symbolism which of course they didn't bother to consider at all.
 
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OMG they have him in a padded pumpkin costume in Florida? He’s probably miserable.

(Also JFL’s behind is melting into her thighs. Gross)
It was in the low 70s today for a high. It's 60 right now. I think he probably was ok.

It was actually really nice and comfortable here today. Lovely breeze. We were able to open the windows for a change and not melt! (and one of my neighbors is actually running their fireplace - which typically happens when it hits the 60s )

I wonder if the nanny took that pic?
 
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Yes it would be cute for almost any family but in their case I realized they dressed their son up as a product that is sold. Symbolism which of course they didn't bother to consider at all.
Thats..... a good point. It didn't cross my mind they literally dressed up as 2 people growing a product to be sold. Thats deep.
 
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It was in the low 70s today for a high. It's 60 right now. I think he probably was ok.

I wonder if the nanny took that pic?
Oh good! I honestly was worried. It got up to 90 today in my area. Those baby/toddler padded costumes that are so popular are really hard to use here. Our news station/fire department always does a segment on Halloween safety and they always bring up overheating for toddlers/babies because they can’t verbalize if they’re getting too warm.

I wonder if the Nanny got fired or if they’re just trying really, really hard to keep her off of media. Obv. FaintLines likes to keep up the illusion that she’s super mom.
 
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I like the costumes and the picture but the first thing I thought when I saw it was “And now it’s time to cut the grass”
 
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I honestly wonder if he even understands that he can have an opinion of his own? It seems like he'll just say he likes something whenever he's asked, because he sees that it makes his parents happy, and usually gets him praise and attention. So even if he'd been crying the whole ride, when they got off and calmed him down, he'd probably still say he "loved" it when pushed to say so.
 
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Yeah I don’t think that he understands like his comprehension is not what stans want to pretend it is …he is programmed to say yeah or give a thumbs up
 
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