The Tim Tracker #29 The Suite Life of Jenny 2 Dinners and Timmy Tight Pants

[Southpaw33]

Yes! What I find really comical is that she really does think very highly of herself, you can totally tell in the way she appears on camera. She’s all over her IG stories like anyone really cares what she has to say?

I saw her stories from last night. She was clearly FOMO, and tried to get her "fans" following her during the fireworks. She said thanks for watching with me, then said there were others vlogging it live better than she did...

Interesting that she didn't mention Tim vlogging it also? Did I miss that? Is it because she had no idea if he was getting into it in the first place? Why didn't she mention him? Then she said a vlog would come shortly, corrected herself to "tomorrow" (this was last night) saying a vlog with the fireworks but "other stuff". Now today it's a home vlog and the one she mentioned last night will be tomorrow because she didn't edit anything! Tim was probably out all evening and instead of Jenn working on the video to the point before adding in the fireworks, she "live storied" the show on IG so she could feel popular.

 

[andreaajolene]

seriously enough with the parenting causing deficits nonsense. They take him to theme parks for a couple of hours a few days a week he is not being raised by wolves.

One minute they are wasting park reservations by staying such a short time and the next they are horrible neglectful parents for making their toddler spend all day every day in theme parks

Not the trackers biggest fans by any means but I completely agree they can’t seem to do anything right.

Are they the best parents in the world? No but who is. Yes there’s valid things they need to work on with Jackson but people act like they’re putting the camera down and beating him and then in the next breathe they’re helicopter parents who need to let him get hurt once in a while.

 

[CatMomof3]

Ha ha. They DO read here. Did you see Jenn cutting Jackson's grapes up?

 

[quietcandy]

I also agree he was a guest of someone else. They would have ABSOLUTELY talked the event up or mentioned something about it. Instead they thought they weren't able to get a park reservation for the date (even WITH their booked GF stay, they didn't get a park reservation), and then suddenly Tim shows up at the parks? Nope, it was a last minute invite which is why Jenn was stuck at the resort. They would have absolutely dragged baby J to the event for "Baby's first fireworks show at Disney!" dollars.

Also, I watched through Jackie's, Nate's, and Michael Kay's event vlogs and it didn't look like they were able to get the lanyard until they checked into the dessert event, which was around 8pm.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

It's not how often they eat. It's what they eat. And that it's normally the only thing they ever film. We see them eating in one part and then they cut right to another part of them eating.

then they eat the most insane stuff. They have to get every dessert, yet they never get little dude one. Then saying that he can have a cookie because it's his cheat day is just about the most stupid thing I've ever heard. Every day is his cheat day. We see them stuffing their faces and chewing with their mouths open. They look like pigs and it's quite disgusting.....


I had all kinds of colors for my son when he was growing up. We would go to Walmart and get them for the 2 for $5. LOL! Then we would go to the thrift store and they had some really cute stuff.i don't think that coral is a girl color. Although my inlaw would disagree. LOL!!

I don’t think anything is a boy or girl color. My in laws also disagree. They were AGAST when they last saw us that my sons favorite shirt has sequins on it

Next time we see them I’m going to roll our son in glue and dip him in sequins

 

[scoker]

Did anyone notice how tight a Jenn held onto that poor boys hand when he dared grab a pickle. At ~15:32 you see her grip tighten. He was hungry and just wanted some food! It was one goddamn pickle. It didn’t ruin the gluttonous tray shot. Tim wouldn’t miss one pickle.

 

[Katnip]

A number of boards ago (we move through them very fast!) I explained what had happened to us in Disneyland Paris when my son was 2 (short version, someone picked him up in a split second at the Disney Junior show and was carrying him towards the exit). At the time I said that if T&J were reading, then please think twice about showing so much of J in their videos. There are some sick people out there, and they are giving massive access to their precious child, almost telling them exactly where they are.

 

[Galorious]

Good grief another staycay coming up soon plus they want to do Cars suite too. And they've just found the summer merch line.... I had the pitcher, throw and candle shipped to the UK weeks ago!! They didn't know about the underwater music in the Big Blue Pool, nor that they could go to Pop for food. Why bother at this point...you just suck.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Doreen's not a stan, nor is Anniebee (spiderman meme a few pages back).

I'm surprised none of y'all threw it out there that I was one too when I was deep in Cabanagate musings.

I think some of us just kick around theories or observations but that doesn't mean we should be quickly labeling folks as outright stans just off of one post.

Unless of course it's like super obvious as in "y'all are haters... ya'll are jealous... ya'll just want to be Tim and Jenn."

Healthy discussion seems to be immediate dismissal as a stan.

Cabanagate was an epic display of the saying “opinions are like assholes (we’ve all got one)”. I appreciate that we can all have our own opinions here…unless that opinion is liking PCDouche then you can take your asshole elsewhere

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE FIGHT YOU GUYSSSSSS

LLLLLLLLLL

JENN IS ALL SMILES

and none of us want that, I know this.

 

[CoolWhip]

If the Barber shop does open today, wont they have to make an appointment online? Why did they just turn up yesterday?

they showed up in person to whine and plead their case as to why they are so very special and need to have the first available spot for J$ but only if it is convenient for them and on a sunny day after 11:30 am with the best Barber in existence

 

[bakerbetty]

That dress is so freaking tight fat is oozing from her arm pits and digging into her leathery shoulders ... and she had cleavage in the back from being squeezed into a dress that's minimum 2 sizes too small! #saynotobackcleavage

 

[quackattackjack]

at this point a vacation for jen would be sitting down and doing some actual fucking work. what a world. how long does it REALLY take her to edit these basic vlogs? cut the extra footage, add on that cheesy, free porn music. bada boom bada bing you’re done. she’s so god damn lazy. also, on her stories just how she’s saying what’s what like she’s the fucking CEO or some shit. psst, jen. you don’t do anything…

 

[CatMomof3]

Jenn looks like she is melted and poured into those biking shorts.

Tim did all of those walking tours of the resorts and didn't understand that each resort has a running path marked on the map.

Every day is a cheat day for Tim.

Why doesn't Tim know Sarge's hut is a quonset hut.

Jenn does not appear to watch any movies or cartoon shorts with Jackson. She evidently can't tear herself away from reality TV.

They don't seem to know that the only standard hotel rooms at AoA is in the Little Mermaid section. Yes Jenn, Cars and Lion King are family suites. Great research you did before your millionth staycation.

Tim wants to know why Lightning McQueen doesn't have a license plate. I don't know Tim. Probably because he's a race car? How many race cars do you see that have license plates?

Jenn walking around the resort you can really see that tummy of hers.

Please don't sing Tim. You suck.

Their food was definitely cold by the time they traveled back to AoA from OKW.

These people are so afraid of rain I don't understand why they live in Florida.

Oh my God Tim. You don't have to explain what white gravy is. You must think people are stupid. Hey, I know neither one of you idiots know how to make it. Probably everybody in Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas learn how to make this gravy from birth. And Jenn, it isn't because it is a breast that there are no bones in it, it is because it is a BONELESS chicken breast. Have you never bought chicken on the bone?

Tim needs another beard trim.

 

[SleepingMeh]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: These two are fucking trash. They absolutely do not care about their child. They only care about themselves and money. That’s it. Selfish! Disgustingly selfish!

If they gave even two shits about their kid, his face wouldn’t be on social media or YouTube anymore. They would feed him more for lunch than grapes and a muffin. They’d get his hair cut off camera since it obviously bothers him.

As for the rain, I wonder if they just don’t want to get their camera stuff wet. Again, all about the money.

Fucking Trash Trackers

 

[FireWife]

Guess we know who the Stan is on this thread huh?

I'm behind on videos as usual but I wanted to say that the way these two nimrods try to explain rain to everyone drives me insane. T&J you are not meteorologists.... it rains in almost all the places..... many times it looks really dark until it's over you because the sun is on the other side of the clouds (if it's a mid day shower).... rain isn't something that just happens to yall so please stop acting like it is unique to your life.

 

[Tommytomtom]

What does a nanny look like? Is there a stereotype that this young lady is supposed to fit?

 

[Sunflower96]

are we on the same thread bc i have seen MANY posters here use the word "abuse" in relation to J-

not to defend the trackers, because ugh...but there have been many people that have called or alluded to them being abusive, and even brought up calling child protective/family services

 

[SpillTheTeaPlz]

What does a nanny look like? Is there a stereotype that this young lady is supposed to fit?

A professional nanny wouldn’t be throwing up dueces in the background of their vlog.

 

[Boobzmagee]

Why is she crying? Is it because she ate a $89 family meal solo?

Probably because as she is sitting alone in her 1000.00 GF suite, wearing her tie dye tshirt and Daisy dukes and she finally realized her whole life is a lie oh and she has not dessert to eat to drown her sorrows with.

 

[Gill247]

Media shirt? He's wearing a plain blue collared shirt.

I think what Lanky is referring to is that Tim usually only wears collared shirts when he has been invited out as media. It’s been commented on these pages before that he must think he looks more professional or something