This. Grown adults who just meet someone don't refer to them as their BFF this soon. "Christina" better run and fast....preferably here to spill the tea. Also, do they really think 60 people are going to this party? If my family was invited to the 1st birthday party of my pre-school child's classmate and I didn't know that family well, I'd most certainly have other plans that day. I haven't even hate watched them in weeks and somehow I hate them more.
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Beggars can't be choosers.
I agree. She linked the wedding/events Insta because that was probably the deal.
The event planning company is getting nothing out of this though as far as promotion. I doubt any of the Stan’s who live locally have the budget or need for an event planner.
I can’t say anything about 60 people. My husbands immediate family is enormous. He has 6 cousins that he’s really close to. All 6 plus his brother have at least 3-4 kids each. Lots of aunts and uncles. Then we had a handful of friends that all had babies the same time as us, so they all got invited to the 1st bday too. My son’s 1st bday party was big, but it was also at a hall. No party planner needed since we’re more than capable at planning.
The picnic thing is weird. If it was a whole group of friends in someone’s backyard, then ok. But for just her and this friend. I’ve known my best friend for 40 years and I would feel beyond awkward setting something up like this for just the 2 of us.
The picnic thing is weird. If it was a whole group of friends in someone’s backyard, then ok. But for just her and this friend. I’ve known my best friend for 40 years and I would feel beyond awkward setting something up like this for just the 2 of us.
“Hi do you want to come sit on the ground with me by a retention pond and eat cheese, bestie?” 
I’m hoping this is a fake promotion at this point lol
I’m hoping this is a fake promotion at this point lol
I guess Tim really doesn't like Jen's tofu vegan dish and picked up a caffeinated beverage at Culvers (and probably a double cheeseburger ). In the next shot it was replaced with a tumbler of water. Speaking of water, how come whenever Jackson eats, he is never given anything to drink?
Imagine meeting Jen and within a few months she plans an intimate surprise birthday party for just the two of you? Side by side!
I bet she brought her book.
Nah. Fake.
I bet she brought her book. Nah. Fake.
Agree!
This was way too intimate and romantic to be for two friends. I don’t care the degree of friendship. It was appropriate when Tim did it for Jenn.
If I showed up to this set up from a friend, I would thank them and tell them that I didn’t like them like that, get in my car and list my home to be sold (if in the same neighborhood).
Yeah, I've known my best friend (who I don't go around calling my best friend, we just know that we are) since I was 8 and she'd probably give me a hard time (understandably) about a pointless picnic (she'd be allergic to half the tit on the charcuterie board anyway) because we're not superficial hoes who only do things for each other to post about it on Instagram.
Buddy gets his hydration from his massive disproportionate bowl of "special sauce" of ketchup and mayo that accompanies his repetitive chicken nuggie meal that he barely touches while he stares unblinking at the glowing iPad screen!
They probably don't want him to choke on water either
They didn't even let him drink water after he vomited all night that one time and was dehydrated AF and sent him off to school anyway right before another trip.
The cost of a wedding or vow renewal celebration will be added to the cost of your cruise vacation reservation. Elements of the package and cost remain the same whether you are celebrating a vow renewal or hosting a wedding ceremony.
- Onboard ceremonies start at $4,000
- Disney Castaway Cay ceremonies start at $6,000
Sounds like a really expensive way to speed up a divorce.
I spent my morning selling those damn things, then the afternoon delivering ordersThe first thing that I visualized.
Guess I have Girl Scout Cookies on my mind.
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Jen could NEVER.
Have I told you all that I loved you lately, my Tattlers ?
Well I do. Look at me rushing here to see what you say next.
Well I do. Look at me rushing here to see what you say next.
Someone who accesses that account should go on there and state this
OoOoOoh, and this isn't creepy or anything!Imagine meeting Jen and within a few months she plans an intimate surprise birthday party for just the two of you? Side by side!
Nah. Fake.
Are you even best friends if you don't cut the cheese together?
This is probably the funniest and most on-the-nose thing I've read on Tattle.
Jenn with her book "working" at her laptop at a Vegan Cafe with her cutesy green juice, channeling her Sex and the City fantasy persona is one of the funniest things I've seen or heard since Jenn was doing her best to sell the narrative that she's a busy, full-time working Mom who schedules time with her staff of nannies to visit with her children while she is busy doing business as a "girl boss" at her home office.
I feel like Jenn has really been influenced by Amanda with this bullsh*t Instagram lifestyle thing she is fully embracing.
She's got the big dumb hat and the collection of tumblers. Now she needs inspirational wooden signs plastered all over Ft. Pampers.
lol when I watched the vlog and saw the vegan cafe set up I told my hubby it was all staged so she can pretend she can do something without Tim.
Great thread title!
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You can tell this photo is staged. If this was real the food box on the left would empty and RHOBH would be on the laptop.
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