The Tim Tracker #163 If you are looking for wrong advice, this is the channel for you!!

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I wouldn't donate them a penny. I am not going to be a enabler for Dim since he'll undoubtedly use said money to buy food and not lose turdy pounds.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Jenn said taking down the Christmas tree is hard when you have a baby. Does she honestly not realize that millions of people every single day do tasks much harder than taking down a Christmas tree while simultaneously caring for a baby?
Tim looked annoyed with Oliver when he was bouncing and moving around in his lap while trying to get the tree down. Oliver is already letting them know when he doesn’t want to be held. They won’t be able to contain him against his will without him throwing a fit much longer.

I don't know if you heard but she's the first woman ever to have two kids. Oliver will be hanging out in baby prison by himself soon.

 

[hcslacs]

Interesting that Nick is front and center in that photo with Tim in the back and off to the side.

And both of them need to learn that it’s possible to smile without showing gums + teeth or gaping your mouth.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Maybe I'd donate if they were going to use those funds on orthodontia.

Nah, I wouldn't.

 

[lorianne]

They are so unorganized all the time! She wanted Jackson to sign the Valentine Cards himself...of course, they didn't plan their day and ran out of time. Suprise suprise....These two are the worst at adulthood.

 

[trouble843]

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Good lord... If he gets into a wreck, the airbag is going to break his neck!!
Seriously Tim - Back up!! I'm a very short person but I make sure to sit as far back as I safely can - that airbag aint no joke!

 

[VloggerCritic]

ThatTracks Patreon is live. $5 membership option says it is for content during their "adventures together."

Joke's on us if they get a bunch of members. I hope this crashes and burns bc you know it is the gateway to TTT Patreon.

Well with only 1 Patreon level currently will be easy to estimate their income. Once it gets on Graphtreon which it doesn't show up there yet.

Anybody else guessing some FOMO Tattlers will sign up for it? I'm guessing 3 to 5 will.

 

[Typzee Teepee]

>> Ohananoodles HOWDY! I grew up in Bayonne NJ until I was 12. Then we moved out to the cornfields of Washington NJ, in rural Warren County. But even THERE we had great pizza. Bayonne had a fabulous Italian restaurant or pizza place on practically every corner and I remember amazing bakeries too.<<

Brought this over from the last thread - talk about a small world. I have lived in Bayonne all my life. Yes, the pizza and Italian food is still one of the best (next to NYC). The closest I’ve gotten at Disney is Trattoria al Forno and the restaurant at Portofino in Universal (Mama something or other).

I lived in washington twsp from 1990 to 1999

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Where is even the Patreon I didn't see it on their YT.
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Well with only 1 Patreon level currently will be easy to estimate their income. Once it gets on Graphtreon which it doesn't show up there yet.

Anybody else guessing some FOMO Tattlers will sign up for it? I'm guessing 3 to 5 will.

Ha! If they do I hope they spill everything to make the perks look even less obtainable to others. Really, if your only perk is seeing Dick and Dim eat. Hell no. Guess, the Trackers really want to get into the feeder scene

 

[hcslacs]

We will need at least one Tattler to sign up. How else will be all stay abreast of which fries have the most earthiness to them or which cheeseburger is the most bacon forward or which pizza hits you in the back of the throat with parmesan spiciness?

 

[Cold&Bitter]

BARF

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ETA: the last thing a piece of cheese sees before Nick's rat teeth nibbles it away

Could be worse. Could be an OnlyFans.

 

[Typzee Teepee]

Hello, fellow Jersey people! I was born in Sayreville but I grew up in East Brunswick.

Newark to Maplewood to Union to Washington to Garwood to Union.....now in central florida

 

[Popsicled]

Which vlog does it mention OG Buddy’s hearing? cant Be arsed to watch them all these days!!

 

[Forest]

Which vlog does it mention OG Buddy’s hearing? cant Be arsed to watch them all these days!!

In the most recent home vlog (Baby’s Almost Walking) they take him for a hearing test and talk about the results

 

[elliebee27]

I don't understand why they would hire someone to organize the garage when 98% of that job is Keep or Toss. A professional isn't going to be able to determine that, so someone...who am I kidding, both of them will have to sit there the entire time and watch these people go through stuff.

Here's some help Trackers, because I really know you are reading here after the last few vlogs....order some heavy duty shelving, empty the entire garage into the driveway, set up the shelves on the back wall where the shelf collapsed and start loading up the shelves. Tools, paint, outdoor stuff....then get those big heavy duty costco bin things and load up stuff you want to keep and make a wall of bins on that side wall. Anything kid related that you haven't touched in a year---donate. Seasonal stuff should really go to your storage unit since you are paying for that thing anyway. Life really isn't that hard. You're welcome.

We did this last summer. It made life so much easier.

We have a lot of crap we have to take to the dump again though

I wonder if the stans will be lining up to donate to the Patreon. How will they split it? Obviously Nick's the one putting in all the actual work.

I'm about 5ft tall and I don't even sit that close to the steering wheel!

 

[Snippysnips]

Good lord... If he gets into a wreck, the airbag is going to break his neck!!
Seriously Tim - Back up!! I'm a very short person but I make sure to sit as far back as I safely can - that airbag aint no joke!

Ehhh I say let it smack him, it might jump start his second brain cell to start working again, maybe with two whole brain cells actually working he might be able to plan a day better

 

[elliebee27]

Ehhh I say let it smack him, it might jump start his second brain cell to start working again, maybe with two whole brain cells actually working he might be able to plan a day better

This is Dim

 

[PistachioNut]

OMG is it just me or does that burnt turd looks like nothing is cooked or warm on the inside?? Was this made with the tetanus pan??
#homemovies

Tomorrow night’s menu? Botulism!

 

[Southpaw33]

On the BLAB thread, some people joined the Patreon to get access to the weekly private stream and then posted the link so anyone could watch it. If that works, just one Tattler can join. You may fund another man-bag for TPD or a cookie for Tim, but so be it.

 

[PistachioNut]

They’re always so behind on life. For someone who doesn’t drive, she needs to learn how to use Amazon Prime already. There’s no reason to have to make a whole production out of going to Target for something like class Valentines.

And Tim complaining about the size of the Valentines I always remember them being small.

Yes. But not THAT small! They waited TOO LONG, as usual, & these were the items every other shopper rejected weeks ago when they got their child’s Valentines with plenty of time to spare. They will never learn!