The Tim Tracker #162 The cheapest way to eat on vacation is to not bring Jenn

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We try to find GOOD pizza when we travel to Florida. We have yet to succeed. Living in NY state spoils you in that department!
 
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Tim was literally at Universal less than a week ago stuffing his face with multiple desserts.

I like how she is taking apple cider vinegar shots to detox then goes and shoves pizza down her throat. That tracks!
 
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The spicy swine. Oh and the pizza slice is named that as well, coincidentally.



Dim has his panties in a bunch about the ambiance of the loud traffic passing by. These two idiots wouldn't even last one hour in NY. Or any metropolitan city, really. Go back to Lake Nona and your stupid Disney bubble, you can't even handle a pizza restaurant by a busy road.
 
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Amanduh's fiance likes his pink tight shorts. Ginn will probably convince Dim to buy some pink shorts soon.


They had that square of fried cheese (Ginn wanted to get another one of those before they'd even finished that one), garlic cheesy bread, two slices each plus some of Amanduh's pizza, a cheesecake and a cannoli and a pasta salad. I would consider this a light lunch for them! They must have been starving again by the time they got back to Fort Pampers and Da Baby. Ginn said she hadn't had pizza in so long and really "needed this". Okay.
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It’s grease from the pizza.
I like how "glowing" is what they always use to describe her.
 
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Glowing?! Are these people for real!

Man, I love pizza. We have this delicious spot in Charlotte that is expanding, it's very Italian-style so I guess the Trackers would hate it beyond measure. It's almost as good as the pizza I've had in Italy.
 
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For those that still have access to Amaduh’s twitter/X did she tweet about her pizza outing with her bff?

I like how Jenn refers to Amanduh and her husband as “our friends” when you just know Tim doesn’t give a flying fuck about either one of them.
 
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I am 52. I grew up with Sesame Street and I have also been calling it snuffleUFphagus my entire life and everybody I have ever known has also said it UF as well. I feel like this is some weird Mandela effect
 
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Oh boy, does the shoe or the cat make a cameo? I just turned it on. Guess that fasting/diet really went somewhere. Cue the My 600 Life montage about how tomorrow they start their diet and lose turdy pounds.

Oh 2 hours=a couple of weeks of eating VERY Healthy. Yes, you have a very healthy appetite. Actually, I'd replace healthy with gluttonous. Also, acting like pizza is health food. She so wants to see Dr. Now.
 
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Wait a minute hold up I’m laughing OK so Jenn decides to get him to do the cheese pull shot. Tim goes and stands in front of the sign like he should. She makes him move more to the side of it which then puts a pipe and a trashcan in the shot instead so what would’ve been a good shot turns up being a trashy shot for real. She is so bad at this. Holy crap. Tim, stop letting her ruin your channel
 
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It’s so odd that they’ve never gone to New York on a trip to vlog. The trip is 2 ½ hours and the tickets aren’t very expensive. Yet they’ve been to California and Hawaii multiple times. Tim could eat hundreds of hot dogs in New York.
 
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She'd totally get anxiety in NY guyzz and they'd have to wait inline for an emotional hot dog. The horror.
 
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I came here to make sure I wasn't the only one who noticed this!! I just asked my husband what the hell she was on!
She sounded like a junkie about to get her next fix after a barely-even-half-assed attempt to quit. The fix being greasy fried carbs.
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She'd totally get anxiety in NY guyzz and they'd have to wait inline for an emotional hot dog. The horror.
I don't think she'd even make it out of the airport. Especially if she has to waddle out of JFK's endless terminal 4
 
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She sounded like a junkie about to get her next fix after a barely-even-half-assed attempt to quit. The fix being greasy fried carbs.
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I don't think she'd even make it out of the airport.
Well, to be fair she may have been in JFK before when they went to the UK. Unless, they flew out of Atlanta which is also possible.
 
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They'd have to take a horrible CRJ900 or Embraer175 maybe, no Delta One here, guyzzzz! Okay, maybe not, but I connect in JFK to LHR a lot and that is my lot in life.

Jenn would just demand a golf cart to whizz her around T4.
 
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They'd have to take a horrible CRJ900 or Embraer175 maybe, no Delta One here, guyzzzz! Okay, maybe not, but I connect in JFK to LHR a lot and that is my lot in life.

Jenn would just demand a golf cart to whizz her around T4.
Ugh, I remember having to sit in that terminal for a six hour layover. I got a cheaper flight by going to my destination via JFK rather than my home airport, but ugh it made me wish I would've gotten a direct flight.
 
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