It isn't. They are talking out their asses just to make noise. It's colder than shit in Alaska in December and dark about 20 hours a day. Hell, even in Ketchikan (about as far south in Alaska as you can get), it's a balmy 34F today with 6 glorious hours of sunshine. In Anchorage, it's a steamy 20F with a whopping 5 hours of daylight.Did they actually say they wanted to do an Alaskan cruise in December? I thought cruising wasn’t done to Alaska during the winter months?
No one.Who the heck has Alaska cruises for Christmas?
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I would love to see them do it though if it was actually an option. You know it would be nothing but endless complaining. Hell, even in the summer they would complain about it being cold and probably would be shocked that mosquitos are a thing there too. I honestly don't see them ever getting on a cruise that doesn't depart from either Florida or California. And the only reason I even think they went on that cruise in CA was that it was comped.It isn't. They are talking out their asses just to make noise. It's colder than shit in Alaska in December and dark about 20 hours a day. Hell, even in Ketchikan (about as far south in Alaska as you can get), it's a balmy 34F today with 6 glorious hours of sunshine.
Too difficult to eat? How is that a reason not to like a food? That just makes you sound lazy, Tim.This podcast couldn’t be more dull.
Tim’s important personality trait of not liking noodles comes up. He says they’re too difficult to eat. Maybe if you used a fork properly it wouldn’t seem to difficult?
They will 100% pick the wrong place. I’d bet they think anywhere north of the Carolina’s has snow for Christmas. We haven’t had over an inch in Baltimore in more than 700 days.I want them to go somewhere "where it snows for Christmas" (after buying thousands of dollars worth of winter gear for their one-and-done trip) and then have it not snow for Christmas. Maybe rain instead, I bet Dimmy would love that. "But you guyzzzzz, we have 3 EVs, it was supposed to battle climate change!" whines Dimmy while on his 18th cruise of the year as he takes a sip from his Dasani bottled water while chowing down on a fast food burger after buying all new unnecessary electronics during a Black Friday sale because artwork on your tv amiright?
Tim finds eating noodles, literally the staple food for 1/3 of the world's population (right behind rice), difficult?This podcast couldn’t be more dull.
Tim’s important personality trait of not liking noodles comes up. He says they’re too difficult to eat. Maybe if you used a fork properly it wouldn’t seem to difficult?
Tim doesn't like rice either. He has the palate of a toddler.Tim finds eating noodles, literally the staple food for 1/3 of the world's population (right behind rice), difficult?
Imagining how this method of "parenting" will go when Buddy's a teenager. "You wanna smoke pot? Aww maybe not right now Buddy! *fake laugh*" "You need me to drive you to the store to get condoms so you can have responsible sex with your partner? Aww maybe not right now Buddy! *fake laugh*"It’s weird that several times Jackson has asked his parents to race while driving their car.
Jenn’s response makes even less sense..
“You wanna race?! Aww maybe not right now Buddy!”
WTF? When is a good time to race with your kids in the car Jenn? How about you straight up tell Buddy “No, we are never racing, because that wouldn’t be safe.”
Likely, she was shocked that there wasn't any snow in NJ when she talked to bestie. I'm trying to think if there is anywhere they could willingly con themselves into getting a free Xmas vacation. I know he talked about going to Montana with Adventures by Disney when he was babbling with the Dick. The only thing I saw that was near Montana when I did a quick search on their page was a Wyoming trip and obviously no winter trips.They will 100% pick the wrong place. I’d bet they think anywhere north of the Carolina’s has snow for Christmas. We haven’t had over an inch in Baltimore in more than 700 days.
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