The Tim Tracker #157 Where. Is. The. Baby??

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Maybe she can start by not looking like she's experiencing an exorcism every time she needs to lick her lips or whatever the fuck she's doing that looks positively uncomfortable and unnatural.


Oooh, of course she's gotta check out herself.


She's being so dramatic about the people that go to Times Square and stand there for hours, like it's some new fucking revelation. Her mind is also BLOWN that it's pretty much tourists who do that and "wait for 12 hours to watch Paul Anka sing". Well yeah bitch, why the fuck do you think regular New Yorkers would want to do that? But also as if she and Dimmy haven't done some equally asinine shit themselves as tourists. Dim is offended that Paul Anka sang "slow songs" before the ball drop. They're confused about why this is the Planet Fitness NYE instead of the Rockin' NYE. You dumb fucks, Planet Fitness is just the fucking sponsor, JFC.

Aaaaand she's back to staring at herself. While licking herself.


They're both turned on by the gay couple making out on TV and wondering if they're allowed to do that. Um.? Ginn says she'll make out with Dimmy but not on camera. Sure Ginn. Dim slurps his Martinellis sparkling apple cider because he's SOBER you guyzzzzzzz. They didn't even chill the cider beforehand? I guess then it couldn't have been available as a prop in the background of their lemon pig construction conveniently.

Ginn wants to find a work-life balance. So like, actually work? What does this even mean in her world?
 
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What did I just hear Tim say NO to J$? That’s a first!! Although J$ didn’t listen.
It was such a gentle "no", of course Buddy didn't listen. Dim sounded like he was pleading "no" as a suggestion instead of being an authoritative parent.
 
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Well, if he isn't:
Holy shit, John!
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Unfortunately a Stan accused John of spreading negativity to which John replied he missed Tim’s theme park content. John said he missed the sea world, universal, and Lego land holiday content and was tired of Target Hauls. The comments were all deleted before I could get a screenshot. More censorship of the people who enjoyed the travel content when calling out how Ginn made this her family channel.

And I may know John, although he is not on tattle.
 
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Big thank you for posting my new avatar
 
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Looks like Jenn isn’t moderating comments for the podcast because if she was, this would have been deleted quick:
 
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Her tongue works harder than she ever will. Her tongue should have also made a resolution to have a better work-life balance. 🫠
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This voog seemed like a way for them to just blab not so slyly that they are going to Disneyland Paris in April. I'm sure Ginn totally won't lose her passport and I'm sure they'll totally get passports for the kids on time.
 
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Ugh, I can only imagine the a-hole terrible French now. We all know if they do go there they won't actually leave the theme park. What a waste of fucking money. Now the real question do the kids come or are they left at home.
 
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Ugh, I can only imagine the a-hole terrible French now. We all know if they do go there they won't actually leave the theme park. What a waste of fucking money. Now the real question do the kids come or are they left at home.
It's going to be a shitshow considering their whole no research ever lifestyle.
 
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Ugh, I can only imagine the a-hole terrible French now. We all know if they do go there they won't actually leave the theme park. What a waste of fucking money. Now the real question do the kids come or are they left at home.
I think they'll drag the kids along (+ nannies or "friends" who will have babysitting duties handed to them). Buddy said his nasty egg in a glass looked like 3 Tower of Terrors. Ginn asked if there is a Tower of Terror in Paris. Seems like they'll be as clueless about DL Paris (and Paris, and France) as they were about Tokyo. Maybe they'll find a French au pair who will also have to be their translator so they can even figure out how to get out of the airport.
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The way we all look at Jenn when she talks…
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Maybe Buddy wants cousin it bangs too so he doesn't have to look at his egg donor's nasty face.
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They'll hate it. Can't eat on demand there. Mainland Europeans don't queue they just push in, smoking is allowed, there is a pickpocket issue, and the parks are small. They should have waited for the Frozen expansion.
 
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They were impressed that Jackson started lining up his hot wheels cars. I really hope they get him evaluated soon. Early intervention is so important if it’s needed. We can all see he might be neurodivergent. There is no harm in getting evaluated.
 
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When you see the one kid in the class that chose the gingerbread man shaped cheese on her plate and you can’t help but scream, Nooooo! Don’t Eat It!!!

 
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I realllly want to howl with laughter at them trying to navigate CDG, trying to navigate getting on the TGV and everything. Oh my God. It'll be amazing.
 
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