“Not a day over 25”
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Makes you wonder what kind of 25-year-olds these stans are hanging out with. 25-year-olds in Chernobyl? 25-year-olds addicted to opioids? 25-year-olds who have eaten McDonalds every single day of their life for the last quarter century?
I haven't watched the Trackers for a while and recently watched their last two videos. Good to know nothing has changed. They are still overwhelmed by the basics, eat crap, and make a lot of questionable parenting choices. I've never seen a mom more detached from her kids than Jenn. Not every woman is maternal. She shouldn't have had kids.
She needs to be shipped off to adult bootcamp & forced to participate in therapy. Her mom died at her age and here she is with two "miracle" children she treats as accessories and is incapable of taking care of on her own. All I see is someone who is a waste of life and wasting their life. You'd think she'd be extra grateful for being able to be alive to raise her children still. No wonder her ghost mom would rather just keep riding a roller coaster and bop out to Tears for Fears indefinitely. There is no one in Ginn's life to hold her accountable (that she hasn't cut off even if they were willing) - oh but just you wait Ginn, your sons will have their chance for karma when they're older.
I LOVED Tim asking Jenn why the door in the bathroom was set up like one in an RV, as if Jenn has ever known the answer to a single question anyone has ever asked in the history of the universe. 
This is all reminding me of that old Geico Peter Pan high school reunion commercial.
Peter: "Joanne, is that you? You don't look a day over 70."
The Stans all seem to think this is some great compliment to this gal. And maybe it is to her, but imagine people saying you look like that beast?
And I just saw an ad for Wish that was all about butts. Tim must’ve had a boner throughout the film.
Why photo shop when it's freaking obvious this is not what you really look in the voogs...
My partner and I are on our way to a campsite to go camping for real and we’re making thanksgiving dinner together with a fire and a cast iron and I couldn’t be more excited
That sounds awesome!
Have a great time!!
Honestly this pic of her makes me feel nauseous. What the duck is going on with those lips??? They have to be plumped up with fillers, right? I feel sick seeing her crusty mouth. And those are really unflattering glasses on her and make her look more like a granny.
So, many moons ago in the ED we had these gravity tubes we used. Every time I watch her eat anything, all I hear is the thoomp sound they made
Jesus. The anal prolapse lips here are terrifying.
They are rage inducing. Yes, Tim, a large percentage of people that visit Walt Disney World don't live 40 minutes away---they actually live in other places that have cold climates.
Jenn truly is the Two Face Girlfriend from Seinfeld. I thought she looked halfway presentable at the start of the latest Ft Wilderness Cabin Vid. But then she transformed when they were gorging on that giant breakfast that they thought was pricey and not great quality. Shocking that theme park food is pricey and not great. Really shocking that it is shocking because you were literally just at Fort Wilderness weeks ago.
They are obsessed with "camping" in Fort Wilderness. "Camping" by renting a cabin and complaining that they can't watch Spongebob Squarepants on the Disney TV.
The Golf Cart Mania is really bizarre. Jenn can only drive when it is a golf cart at Fort Wilderness, I guess.
I'm still like 10 pages back but I wanted to say that Jen reminds me of Donkey Lips:
Salute Your Jorts, starring Jenn as Donkeylips!
Even the SYS intro has a Tracker reference.
That’s a sickness right there, lusting for an item he won’t wear & has no use for
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