The Tim Tracker #153 And Now It's Time to Subscribe to Ordinary Adventures

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According to dumb and dumber, Oliver will no longer take Jenn’s milk (I don’t blame him) but he doesn’t like a bottle either. They allegedly bought every single type of bottle known to man and he still won’t take it so Tim has to spoon feed him formula. He’s definitely not getting enough formula if that’s what they are doing.

There is tons of research on the correlation between how being breastfed helps prepare the tongue, lips and jaw for speech. it will be interesting to see if O has the same speech delay issues as J$
 
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At first I thought the little toast was stuffing mix, but then Tim said they found it by the cheese. Also, later Jen mentions she needs to go back to the grocery store again to get the rest of the stuff for her meat and cheese platter, so I think the little toasts were indeed those little toasts you see on cheese platters.

Funnily, she says her meat and cheese platter is now an annual thing at Thanksgiving, but wasn't it Matt that provided the meat and cheese platter last year? Pretty much the only thing I remember looking good. She'll take credit for anybody else's work. I wonder if this year's Thanksgiving voog will be as "chaotic" as last year's. They really don't understand that word, do they?

And this whole voog of their chaotic and hectic Sunday looks like millions of other people's Sunday, where folks are able to grocery shop and spend time with their kids and do household chores, all without complaining endlessly about it. Also, without wasting time sitting on a couch filming themselves complaining about it.
Ohhh for the shark Coochie board 😂
 
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Why does J$ feel the need to tit on Jenn when there are 153 Tattle threads that already exist for that very purpose?
And most of them still apply!!
The Tim Tracker Thread Titles
  1. The Tim Tracker. (May 6, 2020)
  2. Now it’s time to charge the Tesla
  3. Now it’s time for Jack$on to feed himself
  4. Now it’s time for Jen to login as Ellen Smith
  5. Now it’s time to remove Jackpot from the spotlight
  6. Now it’s time for Jenn to give Tim his channel back
  7. Now it’s time to stop making Jenn the thumbnail
  8. Why did Jenn have to be in the shot?
  9. Now it’s time for stuff we’ll never do for $100, Alex
  10. Now it’s time for Jenn to stay the f#$k home and be a mom!
  11. Two Aholes and a baby
  12. Now it’s time to see a therapist or drop the act!
  13. Now it’s time to check lost and found for Jenn’s mind and Tim’s junk
  14. Now it’s time to show us where the money really went
  15. Now it’s time for staycation #15
  16. Now it’s time to take out the trash… AKA Jenn
  17. Whale Tale: A Jenn Tracker story
  18. Magical mystery vaccination staycation tour
  19. And the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad wife!
  20. Stuffing our faces and our house with junk
  21. Ut Dis? Bad parenting and grifting 101
  22. Where is our home? We forgot
  23. Super sized Trackers at Portillo‘s in the sisterhood of Jenn’s widening pants
  24. All I ever wanted… Staycation had to get away
  25. I’ve got friends in no places
  26. Help! We’ve fallen and we can’t get up!
  27. Where’s the beef? Around Timbo ‘s gut and Twitter
  28. Tell me lies. I mean feed me pies. Sweet little pies
  29. The suite life of Jenny two dinners and Timmy tight pants
  30. Money for nothing and the kid works free
  31. How to have your cake and… Hang on, where is the ducking cake?
  32. Deflated balloons and inflated egos
  33. Two dinners, four strollers and no media passes
  34. Hosted. Toasted and dumber than ever
  35. Unfinished vlog. Finished 4 dinners!
  36. Jenn go away, no one likes you!
  37. Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick
  38. They’re out of touch. They’re out of time
  39. The only thing bigger than our lies are our title threads
  40. How do we know the trackers are lying? Their lips are moving
  41. Gay isn’t contagious, but Covid is!
  42. Freelancer. Freeloader. Free Covid!
  43. It’s Jenn’s show, Tim is just living in it
  44. Cluttered rooms. Empty heads
  45. Don’t 💩 where you eat
  46. It’s called Google you daft cow!
  47. Hi my friend Jackson kid
  48. Two men and a baby and a do barely anything mom
  49. And the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad birthday
  50. That poor child!
  51. Mele Kaliki Go Home!!
  52. And now it’s time… To pay… For a new logo
  53. My massage oils bring all the flies to the yard
  54. Stranger danger? Wut Dis?
  55. Yeah
  56. An anthropological study of stupidity
  57. Kid? What kid?
  58. Mirror mirror on the wall. Jenn’s the one we like the least of all!
  59. Watch the Jenn show? I’d rather pull my teeth out!
  60. Have an oinktastic day!
  61. Lost 250 pounds in one day. Gained it back when I had to go home!
  62. The chronicles of hernia
  63. When the toaster shows J$ more warmth than Jenn
  64. Concierge - We’re better than you™️
  65. Is Gaya contagious?
  66. Did we mention we’re in concierge?
  67. Jenn you are a witch
  68. Jackson’s diaper and Jenn: Live and full of crap
  69. Trashy Tim Tracker. White trash people with money awkwardly doing stuff
  70. She has risen (after noon)
  71. LIVE from Ft. Pampers: It’s the Tim Tracker home vlog!
  72. Tattle has them rattled
  73. Gorging and hoarding on the high seas
  74. We booked the wrong Chris Pratt!
  75. The Holy Moly goes viral (and not in a good way)!
  76. Tim and Jenn‘s emotional roller coaster
  77. Walking on egg shells and banana peels
  78. Won’t do anything unless they can film it - including paying taxes
  79. Still spending their loot on everything but fresh fruit
  80. The world is our metal toilet
  81. All in all it was a fantastic day to lose 2K followers
  82. Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake
  83. When views get too low they give Covid another go
  84. He sits on the throne…er commode of lies
  85. 2 guys, 16 wieners
  86. Loser, Boozer and Toddler Snoozer
  87. We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut!
  88. Jackson who?
  89. Is my areola showing, you guyyyzzz???
  90. I “WISH” Jenn would shut up!
  91. Jackson would have loved it!
  92. Their ship has sailed
  93. And now it’s time to steal some content
  94. Help Control the Prop Population, Have Your Tracker Spayed or Neutered
  95. We're Not Late, We're Behind Schedule
  96. Run, Nanny Lean, Run!
  97. Jenn Slipped and It Wasn’t On a Banana Peel
  98. Great kob on the home gloogs !!
  99. I’ve got 99 problems and Jenn is all of them!
  100. We Should Have Used Plan B, Now We Hired Plan “Bea”!
  101. And now it’s time to pay the superchat
  102. We’re In the Grifted Program
  103. Hi Marie
  104. Enjoying “family time” that Jackson would have loved!
  105. 🎶 It’s My Party and I’ll Sh1t If I Want To 🎶
  106. Ginn is “NOT THE MAMA”
  107. No class in First Class
  108. Tiny Tim - A Griftmas Carol
  109. Naps in the afternoon and bankruptcy soon
  110. I just took a glucose test, turns out I’m 100% witch
  111. Driving Miss Lazy with Buddy von Napp
  112. Our snot so random giveaway
  113. 1 Chainz, 2 Nanniez, 3 Napz, 4 Chinz
  114. Well at Olive Garden…when you are there, you forget you have family!
  115. We tossed the wrong pig into the lake!
  116. Now it’s time to beg the cast members to let me on TRON
  117. Jenn Tracker ….We Salute Your Jorts!
  118. The enemy of my enemy is my fwend
  119. Waddle, Waddle, Toil (et) Trouble
  120. Infertile, yeah.. but I make big babies and I cannot lie!
  121. Thanks Disney, for inviting me to purchase an annual pass
  122. A pre-thread where we’ll just hang out for a while, as we’re in very mild pain
  123. You gotta keep ‘em separated
  124. We are still a travel channel, now watch this home vlog
  125. The Ostrich Ate My Baby!
  126. Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy
  127. Tattle cringed when they called Jackpot unhinged
  128. Not-so-Good Vibrations
  129. He’s a Tracker; he’s a snacker; he’s a (potential) heart attacker
  130. Cheater, Cheater, Hot Dog Eater!
  131. They’ve always looked a little inbred to me
  132. The Dukes of Haggard
  133. What will get replaced first, the Tesla’s tires or Dim’s hips?
  134. We’re Not Thin, But Our Hair Is!
  135. Does J$ Ever Say Thank You?
  136. Our 900K Subscribers are 88% Dead and So Are We
  137. And now it's time to unsubscribe
  138. Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing
  139. Not enough sponsored deodorant in the world to cover the stench of this dying channel
  140. Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato
  141. The World Is Our Septic Tank
  142. The Bojan Horse
  143. Thanks to Seward for having us out!
  144. People who are set for life don’t shout out names for 99-cent SuperStickers
  145. …and now it’s time for our kids to pay the price
  146. Jenn needs a conservatorship and medication
  147. The Devil Went Down to Lake Nona
  148. what. does. Jenn. Do?
  149. The 3 “C’s” according to Dim: Cruises, Concierge and Covid!
  150. Garbage In, Garbage Out, Garbage People
  151. The Only Person in That House That Has a Full Time Job is Their Nanny
  152. No One In That House Has A Full-Time Job
  153. And Now It's Time to Subscribe to Ordinary Adventures
 
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Holy crap I think it has been like a year or a year and a half since I’ve been active. Everyone good? I can’t even remember the last vlog I watched. I’ll never get caught up, but I’m guessing there have not been any earth-shattering developments in Trackerland and it’s the same garbage. I looked back a few pages and don’t think I see any posts from that one really funny member, I can’t remember their name. They were an Orlando local, had a son I think? Hope they’re okay (everyone else too, of course). I just remember getting a kick out of most of the posts.
 
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Oliver is still looking so yellow. He was looking yellow weeks ago when they filmed the car show. I'm honestly very worried about him. They need to take him to a doctor to get checked out ASAP. Not wanting to take a bottle and not being breastfed should be a cause of concern. He isn't getting the nutrition he needs. He is probably eating pureed squash the majority of the time. I doubt the Trackers have the patience to spoon feed him the amount of formula he needs. Trackers, I know you're reading this. PLEASE take him to a doctor. It's better to be safe than sorry. Hopefully everything is fine but he does not look well and isn't eating enough.

Tim was saying how Oliver fell asleep on the bed (filled with blankets and pillows). He caught himself and said Oliver was just laying there. Sure, Tim. Please follow safe sleep guidelines, you imbeciles! You have a $1000 crib, use it!
Why are they spoon feeding him?
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He is taking a bottle. At that age they need up to 32 oz a day. That would take forever to feed off a spoon. He would be sick by now if he wasn’t taking a bottle.

She is lying as usual.

In the next Oliver update, she’ll tell us he is taking a bottle and get asspats for it
Well maybe he isn’t getting what he needs. My daughter had jaundice when she wasn’t nursing properly. I know they aren’t spoon feeding him to avoid nipple confusion.
 
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You can see his off color especially next to his parents. Why are the bleeping asking stans instead of the damn Dr about his not wanting to use a bottle. He clearly has some malnutrition. Stop spoon feeding him liquid!
 

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You can see his off color especially next to his parents. Why are the bleeping asking stans instead of the damn Dr about his not wanting to use a bottle. He clearly has some malnutrition. Stop spoon feeding him liquid!
Oh that is scary. Dehydration happens so quickly in babies. Can't they try a sippy cup? They are the worst parents ever.
 
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The Tim Tracker #154: What Do You Do With a Problem When YOU Are the Problem?
 
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The Tim Tracker #154: Spoon Feeding Lies and Formula

I think Da Baby is sufficiently traumatized from breastfeeding from Ginn's udders and now even bottles must be triggering for him.

You can see his off color especially next to his parents. Why are the bleeping asking stans instead of the damn Dr about his not wanting to use a bottle. He clearly has some malnutrition. Stop spoon feeding him liquid!
Also when she was like "after your baby gets sick from one type of food, do you try again, when do you try that food again with them? Let us know in the comments!" witch, ASK HIS bleeping PEDIATRICIAN. Good lord.
 
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Wow Tim got a free movie ticket a day before the general public can go see it. What a big shot!
What are the odds it’s AMC that he begged to host him just so he can say it’s Disney?
 
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What are the odds it’s AMC that he begged to host him just so he can say it’s Disney?
It’s funny because my 19 year old daughter just said that, minutes ago. She said Disney doesn’t host people at the AMC theater. AMC does.

And wasn’t the Avatar preview something that any person could have signed up to attend? Like, I could have gone?
 
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Both the kids look as sickly as their parents. Well, Ginn looks well-fed and plump, but they all give off a sickly aura. If this was the Oregon Trail, all the Bojans would be dead from dysentery or cholera before reaching Ft Pampers.

How do they not notice Buddy's eye baggage or Da Baby's orange tint? Also Dim, your kids' health is not a DIY home improvement project, take your damn kids to the doctor instead of just buying 1000 different baby bottles or blaming projectile vomiting on refrigerated unopened fruit pouches. 🙄

Ginn: "I can't remember when I first got headaches as a kid." witch you can't even remember what you did 2 hours ago.
 
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So nobody in the family has seen their new outdoor kitchen yet? Dim hasn't grilled up a storm and bluetoothed tunes he was so excited about?
I guess Ginn won't be breastfeeding this baby for 2 years either duh.
 
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These two really love randomly guessing why stuff might be happening instead of sending a bleeping online message to their pediatrician to ask or calling the nurse line.

It is possible J has sinus headaches- his eyes always look like he has an allergy flare up. Also my kids would get headaches when they had a fever and some type of virus. Get the kid checked out!! Ugh.

O probably is yellow from eating all that squash they give him. They really seem to find one specific thing their kids like and then only give them that thing over and over again. Kind of like how they always order the same damn food at every restaurant and on every cruise.
 
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Maybe it wasn't the bananas.... but the stomach bug Jackson had (aka food pouch illness)......
 
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Also when she was like "after your baby gets sick from one type of food, do you try again, when do you try that food again with them? Let us know in the comments!" witch, ASK HIS bleeping PEDIATRICIAN. Good lord.
But why ask a pediatrician when you can ask the random weirdos that comment on your youtube videos? Engagement is more important than the babies health, duh! 😑😑
 
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