The Tim Tracker #144 People who are set for life don’t shout out names for 99-cent SuperStickers

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Quasimodo

"Allergic to spicy" 🫠 That's... not how allergies work, darcy.


Kristin can afford to buy MNSSHP tickets for her whole family but games the system to get even more candy cause she's too cheap to buy her own bags of candy from the dollar store to hand out. I don't understand adults who are this obsessed with getting "free" candy during Disney Halloween events.


He kept trying to catch Nick with "gotcha!" questions but it wouldn't work or Nick would actually share some fact that Dim didn't know which made Dim look like the clueless idiot that he is. Also Dim, Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas was not a zombie.
 
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xmasbdaygirl

Kristin is seriously paying $10-$15 for a locker (depending on the size) just so she can get extra free candy? These people are insane.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Throwing this one out there when thinking about how TPD is trying to emulate Jenn. I like puns. Sorry.

TTT 145: She's got that Jenn-e-sais-ew about her
 
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Iwantallthetea

And here's Dim giving out incorrect info again. The park actually closes at 6 pm for day guests dumbass!

 
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Quasimodo







Pretty sure checking anywhere else on the internet will give you more info on that than commenting on Dimmy's youtube "vid", dude. Good luck.
 
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Caligirl123

We’ll be there in a couple of weeks and will absolutely be wearing masks - even if it’s 1000° out! I don’t care what looks people may give us.

Fuck that shit!

Also - Watching this crap vlog and 2 small points I feel I need to make:

1) It’s pronounced DULE-SAY de Leche, not DOL-CHAY de Leche, you cunt
2) TPD makes Elton John look straight
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

If there was a TPD thread TPD Makes Elton John look Straight would be an excellent title.
 
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Quasimodo

Clearly he has Dolce & Gabbana on his mind.
 
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Galaxyprincess

I too would ask Jenn 'I don't know when hurricane season is though I've been in Florida for forever' Bojo for hurricane advice
 
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Quasimodo

Galaxyprincess said:
I too would ask Jenn 'I don't know when hurricane season is though I've been in Florida for forever' Bojo for hurricane advice
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Oh you mean Ginn "we bought 20 liters of chicken and veggie stock for the last hurricane - oh no wait Dim says it was for his wisdom teeth" Bojan? Ginn "let's go to MNSSHP on the eve of a hurricane and leave our child with the nanny who would rather be safe in her own home late at night, and then complain about the rain delaying the parade" Bojan?

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So this was filmed the same evening as Summer Nanny's last day, wasn't it? Ginn made it seem like Buddy went out with Summer Nanny after school to get dinner and do whatever else because Buddy was "so attached" to her, but let's be honest, Ginn would have made her pick up Buddy from school and then keep him away for hours doing who knows what and then having dinner with him while Dim was also out anyway because she can only handle sitting on the kitchen floor asking the most stupid questions with one prop at a time.
 
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Forest

He’s complaining about the spicy food, literally less than one minute in.
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Orders a jalapeño pop tart, but doesn’t like jalapeño.

Wait, he says he likes spicy food, but he doesn’t like the “after effects” It’s 2023, we have medications for heartburn.
 
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Quasimodo

He's probably afraid he's going to become addicted to Prilosec. 🫠

He could also pop some tums, I always carry some with me (along with always carrying advil & excedrin and anti-anxiety meds like the fucking prepared adult that I am ).

He could also go see a freaking gastroenterologist so he can ask why a sugar and meat-and-fried-potatoes only diet is wreaking havoc on his digestive system, but that would make far too much sense.
 
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Forest

We have a new food Tim doesn’t like…Dulce De Leche! Which I guess is kind of related to his dislike of caramel.

Pumpkin is also not “his preferred flavor”

So he and TPD are sharing cake pops, like off the same stick now.
 
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Southpaw33

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Blessyourheart

Doesn’t school start at 8? If he has to be back at 3 - that is 7 hrs. Timmy boy’s math doesn’t add up,
 
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travesty

Forest said:
So he and TPD are sharing cake pops, like off the same stick now.
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That's about as nasty as Peter & Kitra of Ordinary Adventures sharing a pickle milkshake with their friend at EPCOT. They were all drinking from the same straw.
 
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honestrands

She doesn’t even know how cameras work. You can’t change the focal point after the shot and Dimmy and Dickboy are centre and focused. Oh my Piggly Wiggly time to dust off that retail resume and head in to Target.
 
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lucyricardo

Ok, I may have missed this but I have a question.
Tim is having trouble filming since he drops off/picks up Jackson.
The obvious solution to that is Jenn does it, but we know that isn't happening. (Although didn't she claim to drive recently? Shouldn't Jackson's preschool be close to their house)?
So...is there a reason why whatever nanny/babysitter they have can't do the drop offs or pick ups?
 
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